** Official New Girl Thread: Final Countdown **

Really looking forward to a few episodes without Jess

 

She is really the least interesting/funny character on the show.

 

Did anyone else think that judge looked identical to F. Murray Abraham? I was relieved when I found out it wasn't him because that would've been a waste of F. Murray Abraham.

 

Last night's episode was one of the funniest of the series to me.

You have the attention span of a coked up Italian on a summer's day.

 

I laughed entirely too hard at, "He spelled Vegas with two S's? That's ass! That's Veg-ass!"

 

I'd be fine if they had Fred Armison pretending to be Jess for the rest of the series

 

Winston Intervention cry - perfect

 

I honestly feel bad for anyone who does not enjoy this show

 

Oh look at that there's the glass of milk it really is filmed to the brim, its like an infinity pool. How the hell did he carry that?

 

"We don't just need your reindeer, we need Santa. Come down the chimney feet first. With a sack full of gifts."

me = dead

 

mi leche es su leche

ughhhh

 

Best line of the night. Twas great

 

/arkansas

 

Winnie helping CeCe pick out wedding dresses is the best thing I've seen in a long, long time

 

winnie the bish

 

He altered it to reflect his new role as brides maid.

 

its like letting a dog drink water out of your mouth

 

It's not pretty but it's legal

 

Compose yourself and make a miracle or i'll squeeze one out of you like a bottle of mustard.

 

This show is so much better without Jess

 

Sometimes when he has a lot to process he does Nick Cannon's solo from Drumline

 

I'm actually a little sad at the fact I completely agree with you.

Also, is it just me, or was Megan Fox looking very different than she has in the past in this episode? Obviously she's still straight fire, but I'm not sure I would have known it was her without the announcement she was going to be on the show.

 

I would have had no idea that was Megan Fox

 

No one is arguing with you, friend.

 

Yea Megan Fox is fucking stupid hot.

 

She just looked completely different, can't remember the last movie I watched with her in it

 

Am I the only one who thought Megan Fox looked like Megan Fox?

 

yea that got me good. especially because it had me going yup sounds like Schmidt.

 

Sorry I dumped a whole bottle of shampoo on you. I was trying to be tough, but in all honesty, I just panicked.

 

The last two episodes have been fire.

 

that episode was fucking great.

 

Schmidt knows about the treehouse?

 

That episode really was great. I don't want to keep hating on Jess but these characters are better when she's not around.

 

I've seen so many girls/women bitch and moan because she's gone. Girls have no sense of humor. case closed.

Schmidt being frustraded with Nick is close to the greatest thing on this show. his speach about nicks brain being a irish carneval had me rolling.

 

It’s like an Irish carnival up there. Just potato peels, broken rides, fiddle music, dreams left unfulfilled, bloody soccer jerseys, bunch of women limping around named Moira.

 

I know I'm way late to this but during this past week of having the flu I have been able to binge watch a lot of tv. I've finally finished White Collar and Psych but the most recent show has been New Girl. So amazing. Schmidt is the man. Just finished the Prince episode and it was perfect.

 

yea Prince ep might be the best ep.