Thick Bitches (NSFW)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by IvanTheTerrible, Feb 10, 2016.

  1. You and You

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    The fuck is wrong with you?

    As for the current topic. 28, divorced. Don't mind larger women and never have. It'd be damn near impossible to find a remotely attractive woman even near my weight as I go 225.
     
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  2. Nug

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    Why in the world do you want women "near your weight??"
     
  3. Redav

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    Big fan of seesaws
     
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  4. UncleJesse

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    Interchangeable t-shirts.
     
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  5. Brian Shute

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  6. ned's head

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    I think the OP already found one
     
  7. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    She doesn't have one, unfortunately. She's all over YouTube though. She has a YouTube channel centered around fashion/beauty. She has hired other girls of her ilk also for the channel. They're all babes.
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

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  9. dome foam

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    can we get more pics pls? thx.
     
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  10. You and You

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    I'm just adressing the guys who are talking about never banging a chick heavier than them.
     
  11. dome foam

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    let's see how far you guys are willing to go. nicola griffin, 56 year old SI swimsuit model.
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  12. fucktx

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    i'm 6'3" ~200 lbs

    a chick that's 5'9 200-225 is pretty big in comparison
     
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  13. BiMaleStripper

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    she's way better than most 56 year olds. Would call back
     
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  14. You and You

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    When you weigh in the 190+ range, that bitch better be tall and wear her weight in the right places. That 170 lb chick that was posted was fine as hell IMO.
     
  15. You and You

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    Looks a lot older than 56 IMO.
     
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  16. Mitch Cumstein

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    why, yes. Yes I would.
     
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  17. Nug

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    welp

    * unwatch thread *
     
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  18. Caga palo

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    The first bish we were talking about has a horse mouth.

    Sorry guys. Can't.


    Yea right. I would plug that mouth up with my bean bag
     
  19. Hank Scorpio

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    One thing I just realized, if Ashley dropped 60 lbs, her boobs would be gone. <3 b cups with a big ass.
     
  20. Mix

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    She wouldn't crush me so I'd take her over the OP girl. Unless just a BJ then original girl.
     
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  21. repoocs

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    I don't know, after a BJ from this one, your dick would smell like prune juice and Wurthers Originals.
     
  22. BiMaleStripper

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    99% of men would be ecstatic if their 56 year old wife looked like that
     
  23. Daddy Rabbit

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    More random thick girls
     
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  24. TDCD

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  25. Seavie

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    Yes
     
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  26. CraigAnne Conway

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    dear god yes
     
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  27. TDCD

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  28. CraigAnne Conway

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    Please make this the "Thick Girls thread"
     
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  29. TDCD

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    Watched the whole thing but especially 2:56



    This girl is so fucking hot
     
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  30. bucs

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  31. DUCKMOUTH

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    First let me start by saying fuck a bitch that is too skinny. Shits gross

    Second most of you fools probably dating or married to some busted ass bitch anyway, but act like you you Leo or Timberlake on the Internet.

    Third, I've banged my wife numerous times while 9 months pregnant so this SI chick is all good with me.

    Fourth, I'm assuming everyone e that wouldn't is 17 and in HS. Wait till you knee grows are 35 married and have three kids and both you and the wife work full time. You'll beat off to that SI issue friends

    Fifth, I like them a little thick. Not looking for chick with rolls or a six pack, but I want to see that big ass.
     
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  32. DUCKMOUTH

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    Anyone who would take a skinny girl over that is insane and probably has pedo tendencies
     
  33. Moxin24

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    Hated pregnant sex. Did it only out of obligation. Only fucking sickos like that shit.
     
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  34. DUCKMOUTH

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    Looks the same when hitting it from behind. Baby bump ain't even play.
     
  35. bucs

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    her thigh is wider than her head

    completely normal
     
  36. Daddy Rabbit

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  37. Celemo

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  38. DUCKMOUTH

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    She's a 10
     
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  39. Frank Martin

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    Calls skinny chicks ugly, marries a fat chick then complains his wife got even fatter.

    can't explain that logic.
     
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  40. CraigAnne Conway

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    Who is this
     
  41. Celemo

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    Ashley Alexiss
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  42. DUCKMOUTH

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    You just scared of some poon. You're probably one of those guys who acts too cool to eat pussy.

    Either you're a freak or you're not. Also my wife was prob 120 when we met. Glad she put some pounds on as time went on. Like I said I don't want rolls, but I ain't trying to see abs either. Also who said I'm complaining?
     
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  43. CraigAnne Conway

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  44. DUCKMOUTH

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    This Ashley Alexis is ideal. Thick in all the right places.

    Looks like the ideal woman to me
     
  45. Daddy Rabbit

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  46. Kylebw1

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    Photoshop like hell in all her pictures but they do turn out nice

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  47. CraigAnne Conway

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    watson is she too fat for you little buddy?
     
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  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    Probably worried his little pecker couldn't reach it from behind.
     
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  49. Kylebw1

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    They're all too fat or skinny for Watson. That's his justification of never having one