Sara Jean Underwood Thread: Now featuring even more alien robit janebot

What a loser

 

I mean, I agree with him. I just can't imagine actually using the energy to post that on her Instagram page.

 

This. What's worse are the models on Snapchat who think people actually want to listen to them talk.

 

It's not just models, pal. For instance, you signed up for an account to post on here and...

 

was hoping there'd be new pictures. boy was I mistaken.

 

Here you go

 

I would drag my nuts through glass just to get a whiff of her farts

 

I'd drink a gallon of her piss if I could lick the last drop.

 

I'd give her a LYFT if you know what I mean

 

Haha I don't know what you mean...but it had the cadence of a joke

 

I have a strong suspicion those Jawas are really 9 or 10 year old kids. Does something else happen in life that's better?

I say it doesn't.

 

She is a national treasure

 

Her snapchat story today was fire

 

Looks like she nicked herself shaving.

She should hire me to take care of that for her.

Will work for daily box lunch.

 

Seems like that is a job if she's getting paid for it.

 

If I could get paid for doing nothing but looking smoking hot I'd sure as hell do that instead of getting a "real" job.

 

I think it's really weird for a grown man to type or say "fap."

 

I had an Ultimate Warrior wrestling buddy when I was a kid! Crazy!