Guess The Foreign Body & Tales From The Hospital

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  1. Nole0515

    Nole0515 Well-Known Member
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    I just like to think you're working tirelessly to get what ever it is out of said butt or penis
     
    #601 Nole0515, May 10, 2016
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  2. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Now that I have a modicum of power on the regular board, Celemo , please stay on topic or incur my wrath. You know how the P1nk runs things.

    Make someone put something in their butt and tell us about it
     
    #602 $P1, May 10, 2016
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  3. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Bowling Pin! Oh, wait, what?
     
    #603 herb.burdette, May 10, 2016
  4. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    It's TMB's server.
     
    #604 ~ taylor ~, May 10, 2016
  5. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Guy sounds like a badass
     
    #605 bertwing, May 10, 2016
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  6. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    #606 Celemo, Aug 30, 2016
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  7. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Yessssss.

    Going vintage here.

    Speaker wire in the pee hole.
     
    #607 prerecordedlive, Aug 30, 2016
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  8. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    One bottle of Trump Vodka.
     
    #608 ~ taylor ~, Aug 30, 2016
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  9. Keef

    Keef Liked by Pierre Gasly
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    tremendous thread icon usage
     
    #609 Keef, Aug 30, 2016
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  10. JoeySmalls

    JoeySmalls Prints Amuckamerica
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    [​IMG]
     
    #610 JoeySmalls, Aug 30, 2016
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  11. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Matchbox car straight up the poop chute
     
    #611 1, Aug 30, 2016
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  12. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    [​IMG]
     
    #612 Fancy, Aug 30, 2016
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  13. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    level 5 pidgey
     
    #613 ashy larry, Aug 30, 2016
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  14. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Harambe's ashes
     
    #614 Truman, Aug 30, 2016
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  15. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    [​IMG]
     
    #615 Bo Pelinis, Aug 30, 2016
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  16. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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    [​IMG]
     
    #616 Artoo, Aug 30, 2016
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  17. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
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    Red velvet scented Yankee candle.
     
    #617 ARSENAL, Aug 30, 2016
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  18. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    It looks like today is vintage toy day in things stuck in a dick or butt thread.
     
    #618 Bo Pelinis, Aug 30, 2016
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  19. Woodrow

    Woodrow Well-Known Member
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    Three orange ping pong balls
     
    #619 Woodrow, Aug 30, 2016
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  20. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    image.jpeg
     
    #620 fucktx, Aug 30, 2016
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  21. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Tebow's baseball career
     
    #621 Festus McBadass, Aug 30, 2016
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  22. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    I'm calling a Nokia brick phone in the pooper of a nice lady.
     
    #622 Tiffin, Aug 30, 2016
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  23. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    colin kaepernick's career
     
    #623 Crepeswithasmile, Aug 30, 2016
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  24. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    How long has it been since wire dick guy was the answer?
     
    #624 Bo Pelinis, Aug 30, 2016
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  25. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    A tape recorder still playing the national anthem that this person also sat for obv
     
    #625 Bo Pelinis, Aug 30, 2016
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  26. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Gerbil up the butthole.
     
    #626 Jax Teller, Aug 30, 2016
  27. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Golden Banana
    [​IMG]
     
    #627 UncleJesse, Aug 30, 2016
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  28. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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    #628 Artoo, Aug 30, 2016
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  29. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    [​IMG]
     
    #629 Bo Pelinis, Aug 30, 2016
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  30. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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    You're gonna look pretty stupid when it turns out to be a sandlewood scented candle from Walmart.
     
    #630 Artoo, Aug 30, 2016
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  31. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    :laugh:

    Perfect :golfclap:
     
    #631 Truman, Aug 30, 2016
  32. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    It's been quite a while since I've seen that guy...maybe the guy came in while I was on vacation or something. If not, he's due
     
    #632 Celemo, Aug 30, 2016
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  33. lhprop1

    lhprop1 Fullsterkur
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    Gerbil in the peehole.
     
    #633 lhprop1, Aug 30, 2016
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  34. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
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    #634 DelapThrows, Aug 30, 2016
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  35. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    [​IMG] up the pooper
     
    #635 Merica, Aug 30, 2016
  36. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    We really need a male or female notification so we can get to some serious speculations. And Imaginations.
     
    #636 angus, Aug 30, 2016
  37. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    Stick of roll on deodorant
     
    #637 J.R. Bob Dobbs, Aug 30, 2016
  38. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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    Alabama class ring
     
    #638 Voodoo, Aug 30, 2016
  39. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    [​IMG]
     
    #639 Ty Webb, Aug 30, 2016
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  40. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Winning Answer

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    #640 Celemo, Aug 30, 2016
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  41. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    Was it... on?
     
    #641 ~ taylor ~, Aug 30, 2016
  42. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Up the pink or the stink?
     
    #642 Merica, Aug 30, 2016
  43. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    on
    backdoor
     
    #643 Celemo, Aug 30, 2016
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  44. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    ((shudder))

    Do you have an indication of how long that thing was blowing up the inside of his/her B?
     
    #644 ~ taylor ~, Aug 30, 2016
  45. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    nope
     
    #645 Celemo, Aug 30, 2016
  46. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    at least the bootyhole is clean af now

    [​IMG]

    also, it says crevices so this is really Rubbermaid's fault.
     
    #646 Fancy, Aug 30, 2016
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  47. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Hate it when I fall on my toothbrush
     
    #647 bertwing, Aug 30, 2016
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  48. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    that's great but that is not a toothbrush so not sure how that pertains to this incident
     
    #648 Fancy, Aug 30, 2016
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  49. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Everything is a toothbrush if you want it to be one.
     
    #649 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 30, 2016
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  50. lhprop1

    lhprop1 Fullsterkur
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    Conversely, everything is a butt plug if you want it to be one.
     
    #650 lhprop1, Aug 30, 2016
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