Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. afb

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  2. Fran Tarkenton

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    you'd think having the same aims/goals as Julian Assange would give GOPers pause
     
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  3. Iron Mickey

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    I wish I had time to be mad about his incompetent, racist cabinet, but the whole treason thing :/
     
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  4. Iron Mickey

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    Will someone kill this prick already?
     
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  5. Damion

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    all I got from this is that rules has a baby penis

    tifwiw
     
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  6. HoosDaMan

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    I must have looked at the wrong trump twitter account as it has only been 20 hours. Taking laps.
     
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  7. ohhaithur

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    Fuck, marry, kill:

    Assange
    The unconscious NC-R senator
    People who reply to rules

    Go
     
  8. Iron Mickey

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    Kill
    Fuck
    Marry
     
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  9. RSK

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    Shit you not I just watched a billions episode the other where a fededal judge was arrested by the FBI because he owned shares of a private prison company and gave out unusually long sentences to minorities for low level crimes to help funnel money back to his prison system.

    I'm assuming the shows storyline chose a random federal judge and not senator turned attorney general because that would have been too outlandish and unbelievable.
     
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  10. Gaknight

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    not a good day at the fake office for tmbrules
     
  11. Teflon Queen

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    It's heroic and cute that Ivanka is standing up to human trafficking...something she undoubtedly finances
     
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  12. Mister Me Too

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    I like what it says and I don't like Jeff Sessions so I approve of this meme and I believe it to be accurate.
     
  13. Redav

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    I half ass wonder if we've seen his last tweet as president
     
  14. Redav

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  15. fsutony

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    I don't think trump knows what the Coast Guard is.
     
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  16. LetItSoak

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  17. Redav

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  18. ohhaithur

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    You're crazy if you don't marry the homophobe. You knows he sucks mean dick
     
  19. tmbrules

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    I was kind of hoping to take the 2nd spot on your list.

    If i was a homo I would be a closeted homo, so marriage would be out of the question.
     
  20. afb

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    the replies to this are probably how people like rules are created



     
  21. Iron Mickey

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    Nothing gets sucked in marriage.
     
  22. Redav

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  23. Teflon Queen

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    The word 'scourge' popped up on Trump's teleprompter and it clearly threw him for a loop because he struggled to read it. Scoo-or-urge
     
  24. Iron Mickey

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    No need for hypotheticals.
     
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  25. OHW

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    kill
    kill
    kill then fuck
     
  26. Bill the Butcher

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    He pays for his insurance, whats the problem?

    Im still waiting on people to post proof they are not on medicaid and pay taxes before they start mouthing off about insurance for others. Only fair considering the republican posters had to post proof of everything.

    And lol at Jax Teller understanding on primary and secondary insurance. Then again this is the guy that believed he was entitled to more healthcare than the VA.
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  27. Dudley Dawson2

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    This has been happening before to some extent. The judge from NE PA and the sentencing of juveniles.

    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...s-in-massive-juvenile-justice-bribery-scandal
     
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  28. Redav

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    I echo whoever it was that said they were going to take off work for this
     
  29. Mister Me Too

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    This is a statement with unlimited choices
     
  30. tmbrules

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    eeeewww
     
  31. Nole0515

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    Thats also an episode of Law and Order SVU
     
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  32. Voodoo

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    He trades in volatility so it actually might be a pretty good day for him.
     
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  33. fsutony

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    lol he's dogging the media at a Coast Guard Commencement.
     
  34. Fran Tarkenton

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    what exactly are the Dems exploiting?
     
  35. Voodoo

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    Is there video of this?
     
  36. Iron Mickey

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    They should be leveraging this into sweeping changes at every level of American government.

    But instead emails.
     
  37. NilesIrish

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    He's been treated so unfairly in life. Take that as a reason to keep fighting guys who actually joined the military.
     
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  38. Mister Me Too

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    Kasich is the ultimate "both side equally bad" prick, he's just as bad as McCain, Graham and Issa, he can fuck off like the rest of his ilk.
     
  39. Barves2125

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    Someone name a single instance in which tmbrules has made a strong point or even made it clear he understands the topic at hand.

    I'll wait.
     
  40. VaxRule

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    I like the idea of marrying a group of people. They can just talk to themselves while you ignore them and you don't have to even feel bad about it like most spouses do.
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Oh my.

    I will not be shocked if he insults the prophet or calls them rag heads during his ramblings
     
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  42. 40wwttamgib

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    I disagree. He's been far more critical of Trump than anyone you named. FARRRRRRRR more critical.
     
  43. tmbrules

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    He is just not very smart
     
  44. Mister Me Too

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    He's also been critical of gerrymandering yet he did just that in Ohio, the difference between Kasich and McCain is that Kasich doesn't have to vote for shit Trump wants passed.
     
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  45. 40wwttamgib

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    Kasich is probably the only prominent R that I don't want to get butt cancer at this point.
     
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  46. tmbrules

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    Someone gets it
     
  47. brolift

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    You mean dank
     
  48. R2-D2Big

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  49. 40wwttamgib

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    I didn't say he was perfect, but he's certainly not fit to be on that list, IMO.
     
  50. Mister Me Too

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    Agree to disagree, but he would've fallen in line like the rest of republicans in congress.
     
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