Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    As a semi young white male, watching all these old white males decide the fates of tens of millions of Americans is depressing.

    But at the same time I gotta respect the office.
     
    #61751 steamengine, Jul 28, 2017
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  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    30 minutes from now, to reporters

    McCain: "wow this bill is awful and needs a lot of work, the House will need to spend a lot of time looking at this"
     
    #61752 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  3. al1

    al1 Well-Known Member
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    Fucking McCain is set to vote no but will get talked out of it by some shitheel
     
    #61753 al1, Jul 28, 2017
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  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Pence and McConnell being real mad
     
    #61754 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #61755 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
  6. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    JUST VOTE ALREADY
     
    #61756 chuckmasterflex, Jul 28, 2017
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    #61757 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  8. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    pence is upset bannon has never taught him autofellatio techniques
     
    #61758 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Jul 28, 2017
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  9. KNOTT

    KNOTT Well-Known Member
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    Pence hanging around means it should pass. Im thinking 51-50.
     
    #61759 KNOTT, Jul 28, 2017
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  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Cannot overemphasize what a cuck Ben Sasse is.
     
    #61760 steamengine, Jul 28, 2017
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  11. Can I Spliff it

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    Nah man he's just a good ol' local boy and that's why I will vote for him to kill me
     
    #61761 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  12. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #61762 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  13. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    wtf are they waiting for? i want to go to sleep
     
    #61763 Mix, Jul 28, 2017
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  14. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Bullshit
     
    #61764 steamengine, Jul 28, 2017
  15. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    McConnell: "Please vote no so we can blame all this on you when you die"
     
    #61765 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It's barely 945 god we are getting old
     
    #61766 Daniel Ocean, Jul 28, 2017
  17. Can I Spliff it

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    #61767 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  18. drunk panda

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    In some places it's later and we're streaming C-SPAN on our tv
     
    #61768 drunk panda, Jul 28, 2017
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    #61769 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Heller and McConell are talking. It's good to see he was easily bought.
     
    #61770 steamengine, Jul 28, 2017
  21. bertwing

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    why does CSPAN-2 say the motion fails 48-52?
     
    #61771 bertwing, Jul 28, 2017
  22. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Where's a good gunpowder treason when you need one.
     
    #61772 Iron Mickey, Jul 28, 2017
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  23. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    #61773 WC, Jul 28, 2017
  24. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    The motion to send it back failed
     
    #61774 OopsPowSurprise, Jul 28, 2017
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  25. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Wrong motion. This was the one to reconvene in committee.
     
    #61775 Blu Tang Clan, Jul 28, 2017
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  26. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #61776 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
  27. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    his name is dean, so of course he is a sack of shit
     
    #61777 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Jul 28, 2017
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  28. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    McConnell voted against it, apologized to Obama.
     
    #61778 indeed, Jul 28, 2017
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  29. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    I'm gonna stay up until this gets decided I'm all keyed up
     
    #61779 OopsPowSurprise, Jul 28, 2017
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  30. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
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    That was the motion the Dems put forward, right? The first vote?
     
    #61780 Lorne Malvo, Jul 28, 2017
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  31. CTownND

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    This is depressing, sitting along waiting for the inevitable "which millionaire is going to flip at the demands of which billionaire to take millions of Americans' healthcare away" moment
     
    #61781 CTownND, Jul 28, 2017
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  32. A Black person

    A Black person Well-Known Member

    Are we close? Should I tune in?
     
    #61782 A Black person, Jul 28, 2017
  33. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley RIP EARL
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    Democrats motioned to take the bill to committee. That motion failed, now time to vote on the actual bill.
     
    #61783 Matt Foley, Jul 28, 2017
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    #61784 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  35. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Who decides on having the vote? This seems like such a waste of time.
     
    #61785 Mix, Jul 28, 2017
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  36. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    ok thanks guys I got it the first 3 times
     
    #61786 bertwing, Jul 28, 2017
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  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    They're gonna hold out until McCain is in. It's over
     
    #61787 steamengine, Jul 28, 2017
  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    My 2 month old daughter is going to wake up soon and I'll have to feed her. I cannot get to sleep until this shit is done.
     
    #61788 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Jul 28, 2017
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  39. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Trump is literally probably thinking that same thing.
     
    #61789 Josey Wales, Jul 28, 2017
  40. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    #61790 indeed, Jul 28, 2017
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  41. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    automate the government

    AI central planner with the biggest data input we can manage in the digital age
     
    #61791 Iron Mickey, Jul 28, 2017
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  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    What does this mean?
     
    #61792 Daniel Ocean, Jul 28, 2017
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  43. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    It'd tell us to kill the poor
     
    #61793 OopsPowSurprise, Jul 28, 2017
  44. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    I doubt Trump would get the reference, even with a shitty movie.
     
    #61794 Iron Mickey, Jul 28, 2017
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  45. Can I Spliff it

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    Uh...k
     
    #61795 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  46. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    that they're trying to flip McCain
     
    #61796 bertwing, Jul 28, 2017
  47. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Bawwwwww
     
    #61797 steamengine, Jul 28, 2017
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  48. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Doubtful. Besides, that's no different than a Pub government.
     
    #61798 Iron Mickey, Jul 28, 2017
  49. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    I bet McConnell has dungeon breath. Trump should be there to lend a tic tac
     
    #61799 Josey Wales, Jul 28, 2017
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  50. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    #61800 afb, Jul 28, 2017
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