Ah...well she's not. We haven't dated for a while, but we're still close, and she sends me shit like that all the time.
Is this one of those old man things where you've figured out how to zoom, but not how to move the image to focus on other parts of the picture?
I've waited so long to be able to string these words together: I saw this deal on shoes and all I could think of was bigred77 and an exposed asshole.