Official Middle East/ISIS thread: Tehran up another part of the Middle East

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  1. JonathanCoachman

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    Amy Schumer will no longer downplay her relationship with Chuck now that he has staked his claim in writing to be King of the Jews.
     
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  2. timo

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  3. JonathanCoachman

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    I'm relieved that the photo is of the murdered journalist and not the war criminal because if it was, that adorable kitten would have had his neck snapped like a twig seconds after that picture was taken.
     
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  4. timo

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    why do all of these bullet points look familiar? :laugh:
     
  5. Tug

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    Does the photo extend to the bullet point clarifying MLK’s approval
     
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  6. bic

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    Thought the exact same thing when I saw it floating around yesterday. Imagine spreading AIPAC talking points for free. You'd have to be a bad (or sick) guy!
     
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  7. JonathanCoachman

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    I’d like to ask the AIPAC spokespeople why Israel wouldn’t severe ties with the UN if they’ve been able to prove that they’re supplying Hamas with weapons and ammunition?

    Are these talking points for the donor class or the electorate that may have learned some hard truths about AIPAC in the last six months? People that are still making it rain on AIPAC are probably in it for the long haul at this point.
     
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  11. JonathanCoachman

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    Lee Kern is one of the most pathetic human beings on this planet. Matt Lieb’s impression of him is fucking hilarious.
     
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    As an aside from Gaza I started the book "Fiasco: The American Military Adventure in Iraq" by Tom Ricks in the last few days, so far so good. Vaguely remember watching Operation Desert Fox on the news as a kid (4 days of airstrikes on Iraq in 1998 when Saddam wouldn't comply with inspectors) but was utterly shocked to read it almost led to the fall of Saddam and a factor in Iraq abandoning any kind of bio-weapon development. Only briefly touches on the defection of Saddam's son in law Hussein Kamel in 1995 (because he thought Uday would kill him and/or Saddam would find out Hussein Kamel was siphoning off Iraqi state funds for personal use) but another factor regardless. And of course the GOP pretended like Desert Fox wasn't effective and was done solely for political reasons. Wolfowitz is already a fucking clueless asshole.

    Truman if you're looking for a book would recommend. John Mccain's politics aside Ricks has told the anecdote about Mccain getting a ton of exercise while reading because he'd repeatedly make it 10 pages, throw the book against the wall in anger, and walk around the block. Sums up pretty well how ill prepared we were for everything that happened post-invasion.
     
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  13. Illinihockey

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    As with most starving populations nearing complete famine, Hamas is putting out videos about how the MRE’s they are receiving aren’t tasty enough.


     
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    I’m actually in awe that as days go by you’re turning into a bigger and bigger piece of shit.
     
  15. BudKilmer

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    Good for Ruffalo and Andres

     
  16. WhiskeyDelta

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    Feed the people we're bombing has pretty much been US Foreign Policy since like 1991.
     
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  17. timo

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    here's the full IPC report, btw. The death toll is going to explode from terminal dehydration, malnutrition, and preventable diseases (which is what Israel wants, of course)
    https://www.ipcinfo.org/ipcinfo-website/alerts-archive/issue-97/en/

     
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    I will immediately stop the statue I commissioned. Thank you for your service
     
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  21. timo

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    In DC (where he has four(?) or so restaurants), he's lobbied and campaigned against the minimum wage for tipped workers.
    :twocents:

    I'm not going to suggest this makes him a horrible person, but it's a strike against him in my book.
     
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  22. JonathanCoachman

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    Now that his employees are at risk of being harassed by Zionists assholes, he better start paying them a living wage.
     
  23. bic

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    He also called for a Spanish government official to be removed because she correctly called out Israel's actions in the weeks following 10/7. He basically did a "DO YOU CONDEMN HAMAS?" to her, decided to answer the question for her, and called for her removal.

     
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  24. JonathanCoachman

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    ¡¿Did they both condemn Hamas!?
     
  25. i am a bammer

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    Wouldn't put surprised if the death toll is much higher than 30k

     
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  26. Jax Teller

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    That didn’t come from the IDF account or the times of Israel so you can’t believe them according to the resident shit stain in this thread.
     
  27. JonathanCoachman

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    They were clearly “terrorists” because they’ve had to have spent some time in a hospital in Gaza. What more proof could anyone possibly need that these people deserved to be killed by some deranged drone operator?!
     
  28. JonathanCoachman

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    Iceland’s men’s soccer team eliminated Israel from qualifying for the European Championship beating them 4-1.

    Israel should have been banned from the competition like the Russians but oh well. Such a shame that these fine folk must be pissed about this.

     
  29. Illinihockey

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  30. afb

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    The most “worst person you know” meme of all time

     
  31. bic

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    I read through about half a dozen of his replies to people replying to him and I was agreeing with every one of them and started to get worried. But then he agreed with someone in the replies saying the Deep State was salivating at being able to do that to us and I let out of a sigh of relief.
     
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    Of course. Not that we have any room to talk considering we vetoed all kinds of shit earlier.
     
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  33. glimmer

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    for them it’s just a cynical attack on biden
     
  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    And these are outright Nazis that hate Jews, so therefore hate Israel.
     
  35. timo

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    Yeah, but mostly it's because there's a sizable chunk of bluecheck twitter who are of the new breed neo-Nazi, Holocaust denial, the Jews control the weather rabid anti-Semites. Some of them actually believe this shit, some of them (like Alex Jones himself) are cynically pushing it (and some of the other popular conspiracy theories of our times) to further their far right agendas. Though he denies it, Elon Musk is also in this group (see his defense of that Nazi comic the past couple of weeks). There's other big money behind this shit too, of course.
     
  36. glimmer

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    and a lot of them are premillennial dispensationalist christians so while they hate jewish people, they need israel to exist for jesus to come back. the cognitive dissonance clearly melts their brains
     
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  37. i am a bammer

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  38. glimmer

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    the way the everyone lined up to condemn the unrwa the instant that israel made those accusations was disappointing but not at all surprising.
     
  39. JonathanCoachman

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    A certain person in this thread was still referring to UNRWA volunteers as terrorists only a week ago.
     
  40. Tug

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    That person? Martin Luther King, Jr
     
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    I have no doubt that he still believes that the organization is full of terrorists who killed innocent Israelis
     
  42. i am a bammer

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  43. glimmer

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    having your cake and eating it too always works out well
     
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  44. i am a bammer

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    Really makes you wonder what they're doing with all those children they imprison.
     
  45. timo

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    Al Jazeera just released footage of the Israeli Army machine gunning down civilians walking (with their hands up) along the beach, scooping them up with a bulldozer and dumping their bodies in rubble.
     
  46. Killy Me Please

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    The IDF has been sexually assaulting Palestinian women for decades.

    And by chance your husband goes to prison or jail she'll be sexually assaulted And they'll tell the husband to give up names etc or they're going to keep raping her