2024 MLB Thread - sKKKKKKKKKKKenes

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 2, 2023.

  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    very cool development for ppl who live in Sacramento. not great for anyone else
     
  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  3. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  4. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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  5. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    any word on what they're paying Sacramento compared to what Oakland was asking for?
     
  6. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  7. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  8. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    How is this possible for a major professional sports team? Realistically, they should just contract them and add a new team somewhere else in like half the time it will take for the A's to finally get to LV.
     
  9. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    I swear if I saw some cauliflower haired shithead wearing that I wouldn't be surprised.
     
  10. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    What is cauliflower hair?

    This was my google search

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  11. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
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    The owners of this bad boy are celebrating today.
     
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  12. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    They could have a team in Mexico City tomorrow
     
  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    they could move an entire franchise to a different country tomorrow is certainly a take.
     
  14. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    assuming the gen z haircut but pretty sure broccoli is the vegetable it often gets compared too
     
  15. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Ohhh yeah yeah. I know what youre talking about
     
  16. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Maybe broccoli I don't know. It's that look all those kids have now
     
  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  18. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    pls take my picture down
     
  19. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    I was being completely serious and you owned me with facts and logic
     
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  20. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Their fanbase is bad. Mets fans dominate their games.
     
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  21. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    These last two pages were brought to you by Unfettered Capitalism™️
     
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  22. theseasonisover

    theseasonisover Well-Known Member
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    The A’s have disabled replies on Twitter since January 19th. That is wild for a professional franchise.
     
  23. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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  24. b7

    b7 Well-Known Member
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    I d rather eat my arm then pay for a 50 meal at the ballpark.
     
  25. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
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    and that’s why Shohei will never be a Red
     
  26. b7

    b7 Well-Known Member
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    If he would come to Cincinnati he would be around more wholesome midwesterners and not be an illegal gambler.
     
  27. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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  28. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Illegal gambling still more moral than trying to convince people to die early by telling them skyline is edible
     
  29. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    BBQ people will make themselves victims of things that don't even concern them
     
  30. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Of course it’s not even a nicer minor league stadium

     
  31. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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  32. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    brutal. he’s fun to watch
     
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  33. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    All because they thought they were too good for Ng
     
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  34. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
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    Can’t wait to watch players hit home runs against the team I own!
     
  35. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    This is a BS narrative perpetuated by Buster Olney
     
  36. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Wow, thank you for letting us know you’re against women and minorities.
     
  37. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  38. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Yep, this sucks

     
  39. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Not getting into this again, but she really didn't do that good of a job. They were a complete fluke last season and she left them with a mediocre MLB roster and a HORRIBLE farm system.
    If you look at it as TJ is inevitable for all pitchers, he gets his done early on at the same time Sandy is out for the year getting his TJ surgery. 2024 is a complete throw away, but at least you don't have to worry about it happening sometime down the road when (hold in your laughter) the Marlins are competitive.
     
  40. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    BBQ photos on social media is one of the lowest forms of catnip. BBQ can look great in a picture but taste like shit and vice versa. Usually it's as much the credit/fault of the photographer as to how it looks in the picture.
     
  41. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    This guy has clearly never had skyline
     
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  42. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    Not America, but Valencia in Spain had their replies disabled for almost two years. Barely turned them back on halfway through this season, and everyone is still shitting on the owner in them.
     
  43. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Did he move them to Sacramento?
     
  44. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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  45. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Hitter power rankings. Amazing :laugh:
     
  46. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    might as well just put out the OPS+ top 10

    saying Witt is a better hitter than Freeman and Acuna is legit hilarious.
     
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  47. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    I guess it's because he has no other value than his bat, but feels like Yordong is becoming a little underrated.

    Yes I know this list is dumb
     
  48. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Yeah, I'd move Trout and Seager up, Yordan onto the list, and Witt off the list for now. and not sure I'd put Gunnar on there, but w/e
     
  49. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    oh boy, DirtBall
     
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  50. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    OPS 1.344 wRC+ 281 both 3rd best in the league. NBD.
     
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