I don't like trying to fold a boner to achieve the situation you just described... Now if I were a few inches shorter...
Gotta show your appreciation for the art. Everyone needs a pat on the back from time to time, even whores.
Reminded me of this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/13-things-about-your-childhood-you-never-realized
Spoiler I know it's old, but I still laugh every time I see that shit. Favorite Alabama fan of all time.