Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by sedition, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. TheoB

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  2. Champ

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    Even the pussy is immaculate.
     
  3. The Fuck Lion

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  4. Gambler

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    I can't imagine what it would be like to come home to that everyday. Don't think I would be able to sleep.
     
  5. TheoB

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  9. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    Don't know if anyone watched the movie awards tonight, but I was about 10 feet away from her the whole time when she was sitting :)
     
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  10. Tiffin

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  11. dathalfnukkahd

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    She caught me staring a few times. No fucks given
     
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  12. VaxRule

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    It probably wasn't the staring she found unsettling as much as the public masturbation you were doing.
     
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  14. Tiffin

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  15. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    I work in production/casting.
     
  16. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    My girl who was working the red carpet took some pics for me

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  17. Truman

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    That's probably the worst ice seen her look. That whole outfit/ hair looks dumb as fuck.

    Still straight fire though.
     
  18. kmac1231

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    Her breasts looked good to me. :idk:
     
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  19. Name P. Redacted

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    /over used joke hate shield

    casting couch?
     
  20. Sterling A

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  22. Sterling A

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    wonder what she actually feels and thinks knowing that whenever she walks in any room on the planet she is always the hottest person in there. Must be an amazing feeling
     
  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    She is super, super hot. My issue-- and it really is MY issue-- is that I can't look at this beautiful woman and NOT see "Diamond" David Lee Roth.
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  24. Tiffin

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    What an odd thread to choose to come out in.
     
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  26. VaxRule

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    I don't even think there are many gay guys that would call David Lee Roth "super, super hot"
     
  27. Barves2125

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    Awful post. And pictures of males aren't needed in this thread as they aren't conducive to my fapping.

    That said, I admit that I see the similarity.
     
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  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Forgive me, my grievous error has been spoilered now.

    I hope I did not ruin Ms. Ratawojciechowski and/or make anyone else gay. I will pray now.
     
  29. Owsley

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    I just noticed SI airbrushed out the freckle/mole right below her breasts. Shame on them.
     
  30. ramszoolander

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    direct links from facebook? This thread should be better than that. No pics showing up for me.
     
  31. miles

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    She is getting better looking somehow
     
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  32. Sterling A

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    That's kind of hard to do when u look like this at 14

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  33. miles

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    We lost the Nina Agdal thread in the crash, but this was on the front page of reddit soooo

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  34. AUB

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    I find it hilarious that emrat has settled on a hipster who wears a hat all the time out of bald shame. If I was bald and dating Emily I would be ground zero of the no fucks given zone.
     
  35. Name P. Redacted

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    Unless you're at a sporting event, if a dude is wearing a hat there's a 90% chance he's balding.
     
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  36. Sterling A

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    lol this is totally false

    we arent talking at weddings, funerals, church, etc.... whats wrong with wearing a hat to a sports bar or even to the beach?
     
  37. Name P. Redacted

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    should i append my statement to say unless there's a good reason?

    nvm i'm fagging up this thread.

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  38. AUB

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    Exactly. Pair a brown fedora with a matching Fossil watch band and be the envy of your peers in almost any social setting.
     
  39. skiedfrillet

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  40. TLAU

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    wear a fratty visor. get the functionability of a hat but still let the ladies know that you've got healthy gorgeous hair underneath
     
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  41. dallasdawg

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    I can't confirm, I can't even remotely begin to agree with said ridiculous comment

    Signed,
    Guy who wears hats all the time yet still has a full and beautiful head of hair :cool:
     
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  42. Sterling A

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    i wear hats basically everyday
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    I wear a hat when I run or ride my bike.
     
  44. miles

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    I do too.

    tennis habits :twocents:
     
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  45. ~ taylor ~

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    I wear a hat when I go out in public and haven't showered, or simply doesn't care for how my hair looks at that time.
     
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