TMB Hardknocks - Rampant Cheating and Collusion

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  1. TLAU

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    Shhhh don't tell Moore that certain positions don't matter. It ruins his burns.
    Not to mention I said 3-4 defense more than once. There's what 3 4-3 defenses in the playoffs out of 12 teams? Throw that out the window though, all you need is a good team. Schemes are irrelevant right MA?
     
  2. MA

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    :loldog: :loldog: :loldog: :loldog: :loldog: :loldog:
    Blaming your loss to me on home field advantage? It's a fucking video game and Atlanta plays in a dome.

    Edit: Why can't we just meet in the playoffs? Oh right, I forgot.
     
  3. Room 15

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    Sack city and the no name defense is offended by this discussion.
     
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  4. Room 15

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    The city of Jacksonville is looking forward to it
     
  5. Doug

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    Yeah, some positions don't matter at all- mainly Safety. I guess it's not a bad thing to have one? But I wouldn't draft high or spend the money for one if I had the choice....my OLBs don't do much either. I guess some with good coverage skills would be nice
     
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    Idk in my other league I run the 3-4 with DRC-Vontae as my CBs and Byrd-Ward as my safeties and my safeties are legit
     
  7. Nelson

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    Yeah you really just needed to score one offensive TD and it would've been different, like that LaFell route. Seemed like both our QBs, no matter who was in, were throwing some serious ducks. Wind effects??? My defense was tough as shit, once again. I thought for sure that kickoff return was going to be keep me up tonight.

    Prater's kick power is exactly why I overpaid to keep him. He makes ridiculous money but he was the difference in this one.
     
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    Its sad to see the defending Super Bowl champ get knocked out in the 1st round
     
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  9. MA

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    The burn is about you saying you "only" need to be good at 9 fucking positions to be good in this game. You basically said you need to be good in the front seven, secondary, offensive line, and offensive skill positions. So pretty much if you want to be good, you need to have a good team. It was a worthless analysis and I mocked it as such.
     
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  10. Nelson

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    4-3 is legit but you have to have athletic DTs or at least really fast LBs and DEs to make up for it.
     
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  11. TLAU

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    So you ignored the parts about the 3-4 scheme and run blocking OL scheme, which are probably the most important parts of the entire post. That's nice that you can be an idiot and still mock someone else

    also very cute that you think because it's a video game and "atlanta plays in a dome" (wtf does this even mean in regards to the game) that home field advantage was not factored into the game's design at all. keep fighting the good fight
     
  12. MA

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    A visual of the positions you need to be good at to be good in this game:
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    Brilliant.

    Honestly I'm kind of sad that I picked such mental midgets to be my rivals. I thought it'd be more fun.
     
  13. TLAU

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  14. Nelson

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    Can you guys go do something else you're fagging up the thread and there's something to be said for that considering...
     
  15. TLAU

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    You're an enabler with the likes.

    Offer to play a friendly with even teams in neutral field stands
     
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  16. MA

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    It means that you didn't face wind, rain, or snow that could affect the game's outcome.

    In your 12 user games, your TD:INT was 14:21. In your user home games, your TD:INT was 6:9. In your user away games, your TD:INT was 8:12. Edit: You played two more away games than home games, so that averages out to fewer interceptions on the road than at home.

    You lost because I played better than you. I'm 6-1 this season when forcing at least one interception, and I'm 4-0 when forcing at least two. You threw at least 2 in our game.
     
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  17. Room 15

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    Yesssss statssssss
     
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  18. Doug

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    Have to disagree with not including the TE- Jimmy was the sole reason I kept some games close (in the first half) early this year.
     
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  19. TheWampa

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    Neutral field? Did yall play your match up at Moore's house? I don't understand.
     
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    Yeah a great TE changes the game

    The SF Cheesers wouldnt have been the same without Vernon Davis
     
  21. MA

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    Another interesting stat: The lank brothers suck 100% of the dicks.
     
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  22. TLAU

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    Did you really just try to single out home vs away stats without regard for who the opponents were in each?

    And still trying to make the argument that the game designers ignored home field altogether?

    Do you see why it's hard to take this seriously?
     
  23. Nelson

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    :shutthefrontdoor:
     
  24. TheWampa

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    Shit, I beat Moore and I'm fucking terrible.
     
  25. TLAU

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    If you don't think home field is a factor implemented into the game I got nothing for you wamp.
     
  26. MA

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    Lank is definitely the kind of guy who corrects people when they call him Mr. instead of Dr., even though it's at a party and his doctorate is in Latvian studies.
     
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  27. Taco Sa1ad

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    Cannot believe this happened. He's been close a couple times this year (98 speed and acceleration) but can't break a tackle so I knew he would have to be untouched.

    Where did he come from, you ask? My 1st round draft pick last year. He's a 62 overall WR but got damn he can run. I'm like the Al Davis of drafting WRs.

    Also, I have no clue if the wind effects passing. It's always windy in Foxboro and haven't noticed (either my QBs have been that bad or the wind makes a difference every time).
     
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  28. Crepeswithasmile

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    99% of the dicks. i politely declined his proposition due to a very suspicious looking sore on his lip he tried to play off as just :airquote:a shaving mishap:airquote:.
     
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  29. Nelson

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    I believe you have the lowest offensive yardage of any user team and lower than some CPU teams, so just making the playoffs was impressive. I like your style - can play with anybody by slowing the game down.

    Once you have more weapons it'll be easier sledding
     
  30. Room 15

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    A real back handed compliment. I mean that's grade A passive-agressive shit talking right there.
     
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  31. Nelson

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    nah its legit. I used to play in an NCAA league that went 10 seasons or so and a guy who won often would just grind people down with the longest drives you've ever seen. Played the clock, field position, etc. Always had the lowest yards and PPG but would beat us all very consistently. (NCHusker88)
     
  32. MA

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    I can't believe I got challenged to a rematch because I made fun of him about something else. That's the internet version of challenging someone to a fight because they made fun of your white belt at the bar.
     
  33. Room 15

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    So you're declining a rematch?
     
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  34. TLAU

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    your jokes don't even make sense anymore. I didn't challenge you to a rematch either. Your go-to burn is that I'm not good at this game. I'm giving you a chance to back it up in a friendly game. but it seems pretty obvious that you're a little too afraid of that.
     
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  35. TLAU

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    I don't want a rematch. After this league I'll have nothing to do with the seahawks. collectively the most overrated group of players on the game. Cam Chancellor, Bruce Irvin and Marshawn are the only guys on the team that actually play like they're rated. I do love Marshawn though
     
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    i traded for sherman and earl thomas in my offline franchise, and i have to say that those guys sucks a bag of dicks in this game.
     
  37. Taco Sa1ad

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    I mean my offense is atrocious. QBs...Brady - 82, Jimmy Football - 71. RB...Ball - 86. WRs...Edelman - 81, Lafell - 79. TEs...Thompson - 77, McCoy - 77. It's the only way I can win. My defense is baller though and it needs to be. It forces turnovers regularly. I run and dink-dunk to victory (most times). If my defense doesn't play out of its mind or my run game is obsolete, its really tough to score.

    I mean, I guess it is but I don't feel that way. I won this year by executing, forcing turnovers, and limiting offensive possessions by running the clock. I was not a high flying offense and I would never sell myself as such.
     
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  38. TLAU

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    it is known.
    Percy Harvin is awful too. slowest "speedster" in the game. but rated an 88.
     
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  39. MA

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    His terms were the same exact teams, which is impossible. I also have nothing to prove.
    I already backed it up against you. I've beaten you in this league and the other one. At this point you're like the little brother who talks shit to his big brother trying to play again, even though he never wins.

    InZahnWeTrust :"If we'd played a full game today I would've won by at least two touchdowns."
    TLAU :"If we'd played at a neutral site I would've won."
    Must be a lank thing with the excuses.
     
  40. TLAU

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    am I allowed to say that in the other league you were also the home team? (and won by like 3 points and my team is trash in that league)

    or are we still using the dummy logic that this is Tecmo Bowl and home field was omitted by the game developers.

    By same teams i meant we both pick the exact same team. not a difficult concept. I have nothing to prove either I just enjoy shutting people up that constantly run their dick sucker. NBD if you just wanna keep that up
     
  41. MA

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    :loldog: Your team is like 11 points better than mine in this league.

    "I meant pick the exact same teams even though the stock Falcons are a 76 and the stock Seahawks are a 93."

    Your excuses are pathetic. I've beaten you twice. You want a shot at me then make it to the fucking playoffs next year.
     
  42. TLAU

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    you're a goddamn moron man. exact same teams = we both pick the fucking falcons/seahawks/whoever. Not sure in what retard world the seahawks and falcons are the same team
     
  43. TLAU

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    if Danny doesn't come back it won't even be a challenge getting in the playoffs the next season/2 seasons. I doubt you make it back in next year though
     
  44. MA

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    Your usage of exact same teams was unclear. Still, I've beaten you twice. Once with an inferior team and once with a superior team.

    The challenger doesn't get unlimited shots at the champ. When he loses he has to earn his way back. You haven't done so and making myriad excuses isn't going to change that.
     
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  45. Crepeswithasmile

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    i like both you guys, but this "fued" is like watching two retards try to force feed each other a shit sandwich.
     
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  46. MA

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    Well by God if we're going to eat anyone's shit it's going to be mine, or his, whichever means I win.
     
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  47. RWisoursavior

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    Still working on getting my Xbox fixed...
     
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    TLAU takes Madden too seriously
     
  49. TLAU

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    it's a slow day. and there is a thread on sandwiches now. maybe we move the fight in there
     
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  50. TLAU

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    pppffffffffft. Says the quitter.

    I take shit talking seriously. Although I wasn't taking anything too seriously when I beat your ass was I?
     
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