Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I'm moving if the country splits in two
     
    #26201 Redav, May 17, 2017
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  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]
     
    #26202 Daniel Ocean, May 17, 2017
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  3. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    It would make their name finally accurate.
     
    #26203 Mix, May 17, 2017
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  4. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    Really just need Orlando proper, maaaaybe Tampa, the space coast, and the Great Miami area. And Key West.
     
    #26204 WhiskeyDelta, May 17, 2017
  5. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Just do it by counties pls
     
    #26205 Teflon Queen, May 17, 2017
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  6. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    bricktop left behind.
     
    #26206 VaxRule, May 17, 2017
  7. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    Those fuckers along the Gulf west of Orange County and north of Hillsborough are very devoted to Trump. Need to relocate them upstate or to Alabama.

    IMG_1528.PNG
     
    #26207 indeed, May 17, 2017
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  8. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Ms. Tur looking especially cute today
     
    #26208 bryix, May 17, 2017
  9. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    I would myself but my crystal ball ain't so crystal clear.
     
    #26209 GrizzliesDrew, May 17, 2017
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  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    She just made Blake Farenthold look even more inept than usual too.
     
    #26210 steamengine, May 17, 2017
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  11. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    he has no idea how ruthless foreign news networks are compared to the US

     
    #26211 Lyrtch, May 17, 2017
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  12. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    Tallahassee is the Vatican City of florida.
     
    #26212 J.R. Bob Dobbs, May 17, 2017
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  13. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    It's like somebody is actually trying to provoke an assassination attempt.
     
    #26213 VaxRule, May 17, 2017
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  14. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    I really hope he actually does that.
     
    #26214 cutig, May 17, 2017
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  15. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Historically, residents of the Florida pan handle have generally associated themselves with Alabama more than Florida. This land should belong to the state of Alabama and this wrong needs to be righted IMO. IYAM.

    Might as well go ahead and move Auburn over to West Georgia officially while we're at it.
     
    #26215 Barves2125, May 17, 2017
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  16. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    That should go over well in the home of the 9/11 crew and the locus of Wahhabism. They might set Air Force One on fire.
     
    #26216 indeed, May 17, 2017
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  17. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #26217 chuckmasterflex, May 17, 2017
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  18. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    I feel like at this point hes george costanza trying to get fired and he cant get it done

    when does he eat a meatball sub on the declaration of independence?
     
    #26218 kezarmyaj, May 17, 2017
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  19. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    god damn this is so fucked up when you think about it for one second
     
    #26219 Duck70, May 17, 2017
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  20. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    lol

     
    #26220 The B1G Kucktis, May 17, 2017
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  21. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #26221 Lyrtch, May 17, 2017
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  22. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Can someone tell me how safe they feel?
     
    #26222 Arkadin, May 17, 2017
  23. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #26223 Lyrtch, May 17, 2017
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  24. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    Special report incoming
     
    #26224 indeed, May 17, 2017
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  25. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #26225 chuckmasterflex, May 17, 2017
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  26. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    #26226 Handcuffed, May 17, 2017
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  27. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I feel much safer now that we have foreign secret service beating up American citizens in Washington DC.
     
    #26227 Duck70, May 17, 2017
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  28. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #26228 chuckmasterflex, May 17, 2017
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  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    This is big, right?
     
    #26229 Daniel Ocean, May 17, 2017
  30. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    That Russian Muslim President we have is just the best
     
    #26230 Arkadin, May 17, 2017
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  31. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    that's the boom?

    I guess I'm desensitized at this point
     
    #26231 BayouMafia, May 17, 2017
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  32. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
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    :bobbleresolve:
     
    #26232 blotter, May 17, 2017
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  33. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Oh shit.

    Thank good I needed a fix.

    [​IMG]
     
    #26233 steamengine, May 17, 2017
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  34. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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    :crossedarms:
     
    #26234 NoNatty, May 17, 2017
  35. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    idk, the boom guy was NYT
     
    #26235 Duck70, May 17, 2017
  36. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    guys we almost made it to night time without a bomb drop

    almost 24 hours
     
    #26236 Lyrtch, May 17, 2017
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  37. pez

    pez Competent
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    Robert Mueller is the special prosecutor
     
    #26237 pez, May 17, 2017
  38. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    This is a huffpost guy. Who knows.
     
    #26238 chuckmasterflex, May 17, 2017
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  39. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    This is why the entire GOP must burn. They all did nothing to stop this.
     
    #26239 Duck70, May 17, 2017
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  40. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    Kind of a BFD. Very embarrassing for top 2 House leaders. Plus Ryan actively suppressed it before the election.

    But yeah not as explosive as other news lately.
     
    #26240 indeed, May 17, 2017
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  41. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    aaaaaand then it leaks
     
    #26241 afb, May 17, 2017
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  42. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    yes. he will be acting independent from the DoJ
     
    #26242 three stacks, May 17, 2017
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  43. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    Whenever the WaPo drops something, NYT does a few hours later, and vice versa. Thunderdome.
     
    #26243 indeed, May 17, 2017
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  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    This is what everyone wanted and the White House didn't. Can't see how anyone doesn't think this is a big deal
     
    #26244 Daniel Ocean, May 17, 2017
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  45. nofatchildren - cissp

    nofatchildren - cissp Free Da Guys
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    Haha, fuck you Paul Ryan.
     
    #26245 nofatchildren - cissp, May 17, 2017
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  46. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Florida State SeminolesBig Ten Conference

     
    #26246 afb, May 17, 2017
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  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    God damn these tea party people are cucs
     
    #26247 Name P. Redacted, May 17, 2017
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  48. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Should I be happy or sad about this
     
    #26248 Bruce Wayne, May 17, 2017
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  49. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    #26249 three stacks, May 17, 2017
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  50. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Well-Known Member
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    Paula Brown delivering the Special Council news has me eroused.
     
    #26250 Professor Moriarty, May 17, 2017
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