TMB Weightlifting Thread: Learn to Swim

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  1. hensleya

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    I tried it in 2008. Thought I was going to die and legit had the worst stomach pain of my life a few hours later. It made me want to run through a brick wall though.
     
  2. TYdeFan05

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    Sounds shitty
     
  3. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Progress is so awesome.

    Six months ago I failed on a 5x5 of 150lbs.

    Today I got my 250lb 3x3 feelsfuckinggoodman.
     
  4. Kevintensity

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    Squat?
     
  5. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Curls in the squat rack.
     
  6. Kevintensity

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    I think I got to around 225 for a couple sets of 5 before I stopped sl and started cf about 6 weeks ago. Started supplementing that with a 531 program 2 weeks ago, working up to about 205 currently.

    Anyways, really good job man, keep it up
     
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  7. lhprop1

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    There's been an interesting turn of events. I have a contest on Saturday, for which I've been cutting weight the last 3 weeks. Yesterday, the promoter texted me and told me that there's only one heavyweight signed up for the contest and asked if I would compete as a heavyweight this weekend. I told him I've been cutting, but that I'd consider it.

    So now, I have 2 options; I can continue my cut and plan to compete as a lightweight, but make a game day decision as to whether to do heavyweight class, or I can say 'fuck it' and start shoving shit down my gullet and just nut up and compete in the heavies.

    What to do, what to do . . .
     
  8. Dudley Dawson2

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  9. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Make the heavyweight earn his shit. Finishing at the top of a 1-man class is like being valedictorian in home school...
     
  10. Doc Louis

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    Orrrrr make that fatty lose weight
     
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  11. TLAU

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    favorite PWO ever
    only time a PWO has ever given me stomach pain is when I haven't taken creatine in a few months and it has some in there. old school Jack3d was the tits
     
  12. lhprop1

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    I'm not an expert or anything, but I don't he's going to cut 70 lbs in 3 days.
     
  13. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Imagine the bragging rights if you beat that ass on a 2 day bulk from lightweight class.
     
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  14. Frank Martin

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    Imagine the bragging rights of coming in second in the heavyweight class on a 2 day bulk from lightweight class.
     
  15. hensleya

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    win/win. lhprop1, you know what to do.
     
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  16. Baron

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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. HOOSINSC

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    is it the blackstone labs stuff? a bunch of guys at my gym use their products, but they're all on gear.
     
  18. TDCD

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    Old jack3d was the GOAT

    You can buy DMAA in bulk, for testing on your 'lab rats'. :gfa:

    Havent used it (dmaa) in a few months, might try again. The scoop from the place I got it from is nearly impossible to use - basically a piece of spaghetti with a microscopic spoon at the end. So more often then not I just end up pissed from trying to dose it and end up not even using it.
     
  19. lhprop1

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    If I do the HW class, there will be no bulk. I will make weight as a lightweight in the hopes that another heavyweight shows up. Even so, if I compete as a heavy, I expect to win, not come in second.

    If you don't expect to win, you've already lost.
     
  20. brolift

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    Humalog
    Dextrose
    Pea Protein
     
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  21. TYdeFan05

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    APS Mesomorph
     
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  22. Capstone 88

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    Oh shit gym just got a new platform with band attachments. Bout to go full Westside in this bitch.
     
  23. Killy Me Please

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    It tastes horrid

    So far my maxs arent where they should be but I'm doing what I can work in 2 yobs and sleeping at best 5 hours a night.

    Weight 212
    DL 525
    S 420
    B 350

    Want to just shed to 190 and build from there. I've been cutting carbs like crazy but barely losing weight.
     
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  24. Capstone 88

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    Dat S:B ratio
     
  25. TDCD

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    Did you ever try that energy stuff you mentioned a few weeks back?
     
  26. Doc Louis

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    Not with that attitude he won't.
     
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  27. Killy Me Please

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    Still high barrin' it. I just don't have the work ethic to get it higher rn.
     
  28. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    You mean meth?
     
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  29. Capstone 88

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    Best way to build leg strength imo. After my meet next month I'm going with some very narrow high Bar squats
     
  30. Name P. Redacted

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    I hate the people at the gym. 5'6" Asian took up a squat rack for over an hour doing sumo deadlifts. Even brought his own chalk
     
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  31. TDCD

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    No deadlifting in the rack but what's wrong with bringing chalk?
     
  32. Name P. Redacted

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    If you spend 5-10 minutes between pulling sumo singles and rechalk the bar each time so that the knurling disappears, you might deserve to die.
     
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  33. Fidelio

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  34. Killy Me Please

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    Yeah. Uh, that looks gross
     
  35. Name P. Redacted

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    Just get an addy prescription it's pretty neat
     
  36. Killy Me Please

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    Im never going back to low bar. I hate the movement and I don't plan on going to a meet. It's just not in the cards any time soon tbh.

    I want to get my dl back to 585 and bench back to 375 within the year.
     
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  37. BrickTamland

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    Can't wait to deadlift tomorrow. Found a deficiency in my form, excited to correct and
    :doitfaggot:
     
  38. Capstone 88

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    What was it?
     
  39. Killy Me Please

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  40. Capstone 88

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    We don't promote drug use in TMB lifting thread. Plz take to PM.
     
  41. BrickTamland

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    Too much leg straightening rather than keeping my quads under load.

    Edit - losing focus on "pushing floor down" and allowing my ass to raise up... not sure I'm describing it well but I had GF video my form
     
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  42. BrickTamland

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    I'll start back up on creatine after summer.
     
  43. Randy Bobandi

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    As someone who just started lifting these seem like fictional numbers. My car weighs 585.
     
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  44. Kevintensity

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    On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

    I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

    I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?
     
  45. TYdeFan05

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    Once your noob gainz kick in you'll think differently.

    Then those gainz taper off and these numbers will once again seem fictional.
     
  46. Capstone 88

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    I vividly remember when I first started lifting hitting a plateau of 175 for 5 on the bench. 185 is now a warm up. Enjoy the process.
     
  47. BrickTamland

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    [​IMG]
     
  48. Killy Me Please

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    I tried to build up to 600 last year. 585 was a failure to me. #HumbleBrag
     
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  49. lhprop1

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    What the hell kind of car do you have? We have a shitty old Chevy Sprint that we use for car walks in contests. It has no motor, transmission, no glass, no seats, etc. It's completely stripped other than the shell. It weighs 525 empty.

    1988-Chevy-Sprint-3.jpg

    car walk.jpg
     
  50. BrickTamland

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    Why does preworkout make me poop?

    Seriously, like... why?

    /deardiary
     
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