Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Menelaus

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  2. Redav

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  3. MORBO!

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    Bitch, trusting him to do what exactly? Not report the thing you said he could report on the record?
     
  4. Menelaus

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    He's new to this!
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    What a pussy
     
  6. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
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    Christ alive I don't know what's higher, my schadenfreude at this insane weirdo or my embarrassment that our nation has come to this.
     
  7. Redav

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    I'm still baffled at how Trump's admin finds these people. It would make sense that these are just the type of people trump hung around before he was president.
     
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  8. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    What's funny is a competent and functioning legislative branch would use these hilarious distractions to their advantage.

    McCuckell can't even get his own party on board with a single thing.
     
  9. Joe_Pesci

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    kitschocracy
     
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  10. 42yard

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    It's all loyalists and soulless bootlickers getting hired regardless of actual qualifications. That's been well established by now.
     
  11. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    He honest to god probably just asks around at his resorts and country clubs.
     
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  12. Gaknight

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    These guys do give me hope that one day maybe I can become rich. It doesn't seem so hard if these morons can do it.
     
  13. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I wonder how much blow Scooch did before the interview.
     
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  14. OHW

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    hatin ass bitches itt who cares whose dick Steve Bannon wants to suck
     
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  15. NilesIrish

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  16. chuckmasterflex

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  17. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I didn't go to Harvard Law and my suits are way more crispy.
     
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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    Let he who hasn't attempted to suck his own dick cast the first stone
     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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  20. MORBO!

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    I'm more baffled at how these dolts have become filthy fucking rich. They appear to have the IQ of a wet rag left overnight in a bucket at a Wendy's.
     
  21. BudKilmer

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    So who is the most competent person in the White House other than Mad Dog? I mean pence or bannon? :laugh:

    Fuck us we are all gonna die
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

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    I can't get over them bringing in this slick sonofabitch and in less than a week he is just a careening from disaster to disaster.
     
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  23. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Xander Crews

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    "Scaramucci has been so well-dressed for so long that President George W. Bush once dubbed him “Gucci Scaramucci"
     
  25. SD_Irish

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    These morons are so incompetent yet so damn entertaining. If they weren't damaging the future of our country, I might stand to watch them continue to find new and unusual ways to demonstrate their incompetence.

    That said, lake of fire for them all.
     
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  26. Lyrtch

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    bill will be posted at 10pm, vote at 2am

    if they have the votes

    which it seems they likely have
     
  27. Festus McBadass

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    Taking our healthcare in the middle of the night. Nice.
     
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  28. GrizzliesDrew

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    "You guys, I talked to a reporter and he REPORTED what I said!"
     
  29. Tobias

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  30. BellottiBold

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    I mean these buffoons being highly successful is kind of the best example of the ills of capitalism.
     
  31. BellottiBold

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    :roll:
     
  32. Joe_Pesci

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    so the president hired a communications director that expects to be able to vent to a journalist without it ending up in public at some point

    cool
     
  33. Arkadin

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    The best people, if you werent aware
     
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  34. Mister Me Too

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  35. double RL

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  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Like y'all have said, every day this type of shit would be so damn hilarious if our country wasn't going to be buttfucked by this admin and the GOP at every turn.
     
  37. Beeds07

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    So how long before Mooch and LaVar Ball take the lead spots on First Take?
     
  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Has anyone suggested that Daddy Ball get involved in this admin in any way before? That would take this to 11.
     
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  39. GrizzliesDrew

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    I love that Chris Hayes tonight compared Mooch to a villain in the 2nd season of a reality show who says "I'm not here to make friends."
     
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  40. Joe_Pesci

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    this is slightly terrifying
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

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    Yoga
     
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  42. Can I Spliff it

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  43. BellottiBold

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    I know, shockwave in 2017!?
     
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  44. Can I Spliff it

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    Republicans are literal scum
     
  45. Can I Spliff it

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    He literally didn't say they won't pass the bill, he meandered around and left it on as a possibility