Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Vote yes or Mother will not be happy.

    Vote yes or Bannon will suck YOUR dick
     
    #61851 Josey Wales, Jul 28, 2017
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  2. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    #61852 steamengine, Jul 28, 2017
  3. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Ok I'm going to bed. I look forward to spending my day tomorrow building furniture for gf while reading about how McCain changed his mind at 4 AM and took healthcare away from millions.

    God Bless America.
     
    #61853 Mix, Jul 28, 2017
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  4. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Clockwork Orange tier.
     
    #61854 Iron Mickey, Jul 28, 2017
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  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Republicans went 4 corners
     
    #61855 Daniel Ocean, Jul 28, 2017
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  6. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Pence just walked out of the room at a brisk pace.
     
    #61856 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
  7. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Mother is not going to be happy with all of this waiting
     
    #61857 afb, Jul 28, 2017
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  8. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #61858 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  9. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Florida State SeminolesBig Ten Conference

     
    #61859 afb, Jul 28, 2017
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  10. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Had to adjust his woolen undergarments.
     
    #61860 Iron Mickey, Jul 28, 2017
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  11. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    10:1 Trump slipped over there and is currently being pissed on.
     
    #61861 Josey Wales, Jul 28, 2017
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  12. One Man Wolfpack

    One Man Wolfpack I hate Godzilla!
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    McCain standing and talking with a hoard of Democrats. Hmmm.
     
    #61862 One Man Wolfpack, Jul 28, 2017
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  13. Nomad Gamecock

    Nomad Gamecock That's a Peach? I thought it was a giant ass.
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    McCain talking to the dems
     
    #61863 Nomad Gamecock, Jul 28, 2017
  14. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #61864 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  15. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.
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    McCain talking with a group of democrats on the floor
     
    #61865 Dwight Schrute, Jul 28, 2017
  16. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    McCain is currently talking to a gaggle of Dems
     
    #61866 afb, Jul 28, 2017
  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    God damn, I'm tired as shit and therefore laughing at all these stupid Pence and Bannon jokes.
     
    #61867 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Jul 28, 2017
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  18. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    He can afford it and he can pick up Medicare.
     
    #61868 Name P. Redacted, Jul 28, 2017
  19. Nomad Gamecock

    Nomad Gamecock That's a Peach? I thought it was a giant ass.
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    I think McCain just locked in no?
     
    #61869 Nomad Gamecock, Jul 28, 2017
  20. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I love how Rubio just stands in the middle of the floor with no one around him
     
    #61870 afb, Jul 28, 2017
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  21. Josey Wales

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    Can we point out that Murkowski and Collins have some of the bigger balls in the senate, regardless of outcome.
     
    #61871 Josey Wales, Jul 28, 2017
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  22. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #61872 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  23. al1

    al1 Well-Known Member
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    #61873 al1, Jul 28, 2017
  24. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    Easy analysis here.

     
    #61874 Duck2013, Jul 28, 2017
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  25. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Let the 6am tweets commence
     
    #61875 afb, Jul 28, 2017
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  26. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I need Trump to attack McCain on twitter in about 5 hours.
     
    #61876 chuckmasterflex, Jul 28, 2017
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  27. One Man Wolfpack

    One Man Wolfpack I hate Godzilla!
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    #61877 One Man Wolfpack, Jul 28, 2017
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  28. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq Successful Attorney in Atlanta
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    Who is Ja Rule taling to?
     
    #61878 Drew Swinney Esq, Jul 28, 2017
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  29. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.
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    McConnell and Rubio back on McCain now
     
    #61879 Dwight Schrute, Jul 28, 2017
  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    McCain talking to dems
     
    #61880 Daniel Ocean, Jul 28, 2017
  31. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #61881 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  32. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    The only Reps with stones IYAM
     
    #61882 Iron Mickey, Jul 28, 2017
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  33. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Florida State SeminolesBig Ten Conference

     
    #61883 afb, Jul 28, 2017
  34. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    Bth.
     
    #61884 Duck2013, Jul 28, 2017
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  35. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #61885 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  36. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Depending on how this goes, Maverick might be the most popular baby name of 2017...if Planned Parenthood doesn't kill them to harvest their organs first
     
    #61886 Clown Baby, Jul 28, 2017
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  37. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    Does anybody know if McCain has been talking to the Dems?
     
    #61887 GrizzliesDrew, Jul 28, 2017
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  38. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Sick John McCain. I like my senators without terminal illness.


    Motherfucker...
     
    #61888 Josey Wales, Jul 28, 2017
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  39. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    tell your wife we said hi
     
    #61889 bertwing, Jul 28, 2017
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  40. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Scott is a cuckold but that's a decent reply.
     
    #61890 Iron Mickey, Jul 28, 2017
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  41. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    McCain could've killed this with a no for MPT. Fuck him still.
     
    #61891 Josey Wales, Jul 28, 2017
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  42. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    #61892 GrizzliesDrew, Jul 28, 2017
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  43. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Pence has returned

    Mother still not pleased
     
    #61893 afb, Jul 28, 2017
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  44. Nomad Gamecock

    Nomad Gamecock That's a Peach? I thought it was a giant ass.
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    Pence taking to McCain again
     
    #61894 Nomad Gamecock, Jul 28, 2017
  45. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    How did we let that man out of Indiana.
     
    #61895 Iron Mickey, Jul 28, 2017
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  46. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Fuck Tim Scott, but I agree with him
     
    #61896 Josey Wales, Jul 28, 2017
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  47. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    I feel like I just saw pence sulk away from McCain like a little bitch
     
    #61897 BellottiBold, Jul 28, 2017
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  48. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Did you see me stare down the DMZ? Don't make me get on the other side of this room and look at you, John.
     
    #61898 Josey Wales, Jul 28, 2017
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  49. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    watching all these people avoid Marco Rubio is fun
     
    #61899 Can I Spliff it, Jul 28, 2017
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  50. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    That is one serious military man. Soldier in god's army against uteruses.
     
    #61900 Iron Mickey, Jul 28, 2017
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