Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Yeah but don't let him order lunch mIrite Clown Baby
     
  2. Redav

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    My theory is he knew Russia was going to hack the election and that's why he started saying it wouldn't be legitimate. When he lost and Russian tampering was discovered he was going to say "see?"
     
  3. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    "HURR DURR show me where the Russians affected the vote DURR" - Powe (or just other TMB trumptards like him)
     
  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  5. ned's head

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  6. brolift

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    Just because they don't understand not allowing real votes is the same thing as adding fake votes to the numbers doesn't mean you need to call them retards
     
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  7. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  8. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    TBF, that would make it a pretty interesting trial
     
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  9. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    God damn - the democrats are in a shitty spot. Trying to have an honest facts driven conversation about trump and the alternatives out there is such an uphill battle.

    You can't fix stupidity. The amount of shit some of these trump voters have bought is unreal. Pretty hard to level with people who believe anything that comes out of his mouth.
     
  10. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I think the crux of the story is that Donald Trump and Steven Miller authored a justification for firing Comey. With those two in charge, you just know it was absolutely bonkers.
     
  11. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Really makes you wonder what deep seeded daddy issues a good portion of White America has.

    A fat, old, racist white guy who lies all the fucking time, sounds like a complete moron on a daily basis and makes a mockery of the highest office in the land, has White America eating out of the palm of his hand like a bunch of cucks. Pathetic.
     
  12. prerecordedlive

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    Yea, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Something about church and state
     
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  14. Chicago Seminole

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    Elitist!
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Only if you were and every day man like Donald J. Trump
     
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  16. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    "something something CONSTITUTION! something something FOUNDING FATHERS!"
     
  17. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    I love my liberal bubble.
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just like Jesus would do
     
  19. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Isnt that gonna catch flak from the Supreme Court? It seems like an unlawful order.

    Also its important to note that as long as evangelicals keep getting these little bullshit berries, they will continue to follow trump into hell no matter what
     
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  20. Guns

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  21. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Guess this means I can run around Sunday shouting Allahu Akbar while thinking about the victims of Harvey. Let's see how that works.
     
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  22. Mister Me Too

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    2009 - 2016
    Obama: Signing an executive order to focus on deporting criminals

    Trumptard: He's abusing his power and undermining the constitution

    2017:

    Trump: I'm signing an EO designating an official day of prayer.

    Trumptards: MAGA



    The constitutional abuse is getting more and more brazen, will be interesting to see how far they let him go.
     
  23. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    what is he referring to?
     
  24. Mister Me Too

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  25. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    I believe he's questioning the legitimacy of the organization that is currently ball's deep in his asshole
     
  26. Joe_Pesci

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    :laugh: he's getting desperate
     
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    So it was Obama's fault
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    His face needs to be a smiley
     
  30. VaxRule

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  31. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  32. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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  33. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    mark taylor has had that same mustache and haircut since 1983
     
  34. Redav

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    That didn't take long
     
  35. dome foam

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    the question is: did this draft include comey's mishandling of HRC's investigation?

    if yes, this letter doesn't matter.
     
  36. Redav

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    Trump routinely orally commits to giving x to a charity and then doesn't. This is our president. People thought this was ok
     
  37. dome foam

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    well, katrina was different because katrina was only black people.
     
  38. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    holy
    fuck
     
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  39. Joe_Pesci

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    you should take him seriously but not literally
     
  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This has been proven as a lie so many times you'd think Obama was the SS guard
     
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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Asbestos is a he'll of a drug
     
  43. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    give it time, hell put it out on tweeter and harvest the retweets
     
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  44. bro

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    SIAP

    TN A.G. pulls support from threatened DACA suit.

    http://www.tennessean.com/story/new...e-ag-pulls-support-effort-end-daca/626221001/

    He literally reached out to an immigration service/clinic in Nashville and they talked to him about it for like 30 minutes. He came away feeling bad about the effect on the dreamers.

    How fucked is it that he joined the 10-state coalition without hearing from the other side of the issue first.
     
  45. indeed

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    Great opportunity for Sherrif Joe or Dave.

     
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  46. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  47. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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    Can someone pleas quote this post with what Hitler said re lack of public opposition to nazism and how it made his rise to power easier? I'll pay you with likes.
     
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