Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Guns

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    imagine having to sleep with Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
     
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  2. jorge

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    Tbh, I've had way worse
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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  4. Joe Withabee

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    :warn:
     
  5. VaxRule

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    Matt Damon Says There's a Reason Donald Trump Has So Many Movie Cameos
    "You had to write him in a part"

    MEGAN MCCLUSKEY
    SEP 1, 2017 3:44 PM EDT

    Donald Trump may not appear in 1992’s Scent of a Woman, but he reportedly shot a scene for it.

    According to Matt Damon, one of the requirements for filming at a Trump-owned building such as the Plaza Hotel is writing Trump himself into the movie. However, Trump’s cameo apparently didn’t make the final cut in director Martin Brest’s coming-of-age drama.

    “The deal was that if you wanted to shoot in one of his buildings, you had to write him in a part,” Damon recently told The Hollywood Reporter. “Martin Brest had to write something in Scent of a Woman — and the whole crew was in on it. You have to waste an hour of your day with a bulls—t shot: Donald Trump walks in and Al Pacino’s like, ‘Hello, Mr. Trump!’ — you had to call him by name — and then he exits. You waste a little time so that you can get the permit, and then you can cut the scene out. But I guess in Home Alone 2 they left it in.”

    According to The Hollywood Reporter, Trump has appeared in a number of television shows, movies and commercials.
     
  6. indeed

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    IMO the Russians were just finishing off their Grandaddy Purps before buggin out.
     
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  7. Professor Moriarty

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  8. CTownND

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    It's incredible to me how greedy these fuckers are. It would have been such an easy, low-hanging fruit, bi-partisan thing for them to just donate the profits of those dumbass $40 hats to the Hurricane and get an easy win under his belt. Instead he gets all shady with "donating $1m" and keeps the profits for his 2020 campaign, e.g. him.
     
  9. Doug

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    It's almost as if these aren't the best people...
     
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  10. WhiskeyDelta

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    Right click, save image.
     
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  11. steamengine

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  12. steamengine

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  13. VaxRule

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    Also, that consulate is probably the most expensive piece of real estate in the US
     
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  14. aisle seven

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    The Onion continually dunking on him.

     
  15. CUAngler

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  16. Equinsu ocha

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    Is this the smoking gun!
     
  17. steamengine

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    Weird
     
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  18. WhiskeyDelta

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    I'm also certain their embassy has a cross-cut confetti shredder....
     
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  19. Voodoo

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    That's exactly what I was looking for. Thank you!
     
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  20. afb

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  21. Wu

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    I'm sure it's been the Feds that have prevented the trumps from being charitable
     
  22. Prospector

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    Once it is the Foundation's money it is no longer his, legally anyway
     
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  23. AjaxAsian

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    Stanford prison guard types
     
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  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. citrodong

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    Can't cross cut a piss tape
     
  26. Mister Me Too

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    To be fair this is not a Trump policy, this is a GOP policy. When republicans say self deportation this is exactly what they mean, make people's lives so miserable that they choose to leave, it usually results in misery for the Hispanic community as a whole.
     
  27. AjaxAsian

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    Think indians are the fastest growing subgroup of illegals undocumented. Ton of irish illegqls undocumented to apparently (but they got a white pass)




    Edit: tryin get out the habit of saying illegals. Wife keeps scolding me. Very word is dehumanizing. No matter, people in this shitty situation are scared shitless in houston aside from the fucking flooding. Infuriating say the least
     
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  28. GrizzliesDrew

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  29. WhiskeyDelta

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    No thanks on Pelosi
     
  30. Wu

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    President Nancy Pelosi would drive the right more insane than even President Hillary Clinton
     
  31. AjaxAsian

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  32. soulfly

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    Man. I've been getting mad that my Dem dad isn't as lefty as I thought he was.

    I have to give him credit, because he basically dragged himself out of the depths of hard right wing hell (his side of the family is frightening).

    I'd have a hard time not only not having parents/family to vent to politically, but worst of all, having them actively being against what I (you) are/am doing.

    I never really talked much with my mom politically, for whatever reason. Her side of the family are actual political stalwarts when it comes to leftist shit. I really want to share some of the shit they've done, but fear it gets back to me and I feel like I have a decent amount of detractors that would use that info against me :feelsbadman:
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    If you believe words matter using "illegal aliens" makes them criminals from another world. Undocumented immigrants humanize them.
     
  34. AjaxAsian

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  35. AjaxAsian

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    Yeah she was telling as you say. Yall correct but is a bad habit of mine i gotta make clear. Grew up in texas and california going to school with some of these folks and they called themselves that and wetback so i grew up thinking it was ok, never meant bad by it since I was friends with them all
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    FWIW I wasn't attempting to say you meant any ill by it just giving my reasoning for not sayin "illegal alien"
     
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  37. AjaxAsian

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    Russians burning the pee pee tape copies?



    Got his fucking voice in my head now goddamit
    Lady di touched people with aids no problem back in the day. Trump would have made her put her gloves back on and wanna get in a hazmat
     
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  38. indeed

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    Mike Pence has been a complete liar since the opening minute of the VP debate. He literally has no moral compass regarding the truth and his willingness to lie. And he thinks he's some righteous Christian.

    GOP won't do anything, but now he's dug himself a hole.
     
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  39. Joe_Pesci

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    "trump admires andrew jackson"

    i heard the tubman $20 bill is in jeopardy. :laugh: i wonder if this is why
     
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  40. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    For those who have read the game of thrones books(show watching peasants need not apply)

    Trump = cersei
    John Kelly = kevan Lannister


    Now we just need someone to be our varys
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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  42. VaxRule

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    You're giving Trump way too much credit. He's more Joffrey. Or maybe Tommen
     
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  43. Joe_Pesci

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    does that mean john kelly will die in a great explosion organized by trump?
     
  44. sflnole

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    Wasn't Springer a politician before he had the show?

    Also, Seb Gorka is absolutely the kind of guy who would enroll in a Berkeley extension program, never even finish it, and then spend the rest of his life going around telling people he got accepted to Berkeley.
     
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  45. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    What did I just say about show watching peasants
     
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  46. Mister Me Too

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    Fake News, Varys as protector of realm is the one that kills Kevan, try picking up a book every once in a while.
     
  47. Joe_Pesci

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    make me
     
  48. Joe_Pesci

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    i challenge you guys to trial by combat and i choose luke skywalker as my champion
     
  49. Mister Me Too

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    I choose wildfire as my champion
     
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  50. AIOLICOCK

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    I choose Satan as my champion :ohgosh: