Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. lechnerd

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    Anyone read Fire and Fury?

    I'm about halfway through. Its a good read but Wolff's run-on sentences make my brain hurt.

    Didn't know Hope Hicks and Corey Lewandowski (married at the time) had an affair. Was that common knowledge?

    According to Wolff, at one point Hope told Trump she felt bad about Corey was being treated by the media. Trump replied something to the effect of "Don't feel bad, you're the best piece of tail he's ever had". Hope immediately ran out of the room.
     
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  2. Artoo

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    I just assume that Hope has fucked pretty much all of them.
     
  3. prerecordedlive

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    Harwood did say it was clear it was rushed and lacked a copy editor. I’ll read every excerpt that gets posted but probably never going to read that cover to cover.
     
  4. afb

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    there was a story about trump or someone saying that she was the best piece of ass corey could ever get and then she left the room or something about a week ago (which means it happened within the last two days)
     
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  5. indeed

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    She has masturbated Trump with a clothes steamer.
     
  6. afb

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  7. cutig

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    Oh wow bold prediction. Way to go out on a ledge.
     
  8. The Banks

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    Well yeah, there’s another 358 days.
     
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  9. afb

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    I believe the point is a public official trying to end this notion the president's counsel is saying about it being almost over
     
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  10. indeed

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    Right but we need them pronto to keep the pressure on and steer Trump towards a heart attack followed by coma.
     
  11. Tobias

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    it is interesting but glad to hear i am not the only one dealing with some of those sentences. i find myself reading and having to go back and start over a paragraph bc i forgot where the sentence began
     
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  12. afb

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    blumenthal is not mueller sooooooooooo
     
  13. Josey Wales

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    You’ve gotta be an adulterous piece of shit for trump to think you’re cool.

    Sanctity of marriage, yadda, yadda, I wanna fuck all your wives.
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

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    which page
     
  15. lechnerd

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    This was one sentence:

    "If it was not true—and it was hard to fathom a middle ground—then it would seem to support the Trump view (and the Bannon view) that the media, in also quite a dramatic development in the history of democracy, was so blinded by an abhorrence and revulsion, both ideological and personal, for the democratically elected leader that it would pursue any avenue to take him down."

    and this one:

    "Movie scenarios were painted: a cabal of intelligence community myrmidons, privy to all sorts of damning evidence of Trump’s recklessness and dubious dealings, would, with a strategic schedule of wounding, embarrassing, and distracting leaks, make it impossible for the Trump White House to govern."

    and this winner:

    "Tom Barrack, the would-be showman—in addition to Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch, he had bought Miramax Pictures from Disney with the actor Rob Lowe—may have declined the chief of staff job, but, as part of his shadow involvement with his friend’s White House, he stepped up to raise the money for the inaugural and to create an event that—seemingly quite at odds with the new president’s character, and with Steve Bannon’s wish for a no-frills populist inauguration—he promised would have a “soft sensuality” and “poetic cadence."
     
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    I don’t remember. Sorry
     
  17. Prospector

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    Lead up to Bama at the white house is going to be so fun
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm not going to believe it till it happens that Trump will sit down for a interview with Mueller that will last for at least 3+ hours.
     
  19. The Banks

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    Think Bo Scarborough will go?
     
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  20. The Banks

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    Will be interesting to see what kind of format it will be
     
  21. DEAD7

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  22. chuckmasterflex

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    It will be recorded. By both sides.

    And Trump will be incoherent.

    I'm going to have a shit fit when the defense of Trump is that he was mentally unsound and in the throws of dementia when he told his son to commit treason.
     
  23. The Banks

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    In the throes of*

    But I was speaking more to if there will be certain subjects that aren’t allowed to be broached. And if that’s the case will Mueller just subpoena him.
     
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  24. The Blackfish

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    There was an undercurrent of boos for Trump at the game tonight, but unfortunately there were more people cheering. Pretty sure I pissed some people off by booing but fuck them.
     
  25. Joe_Pesci

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    I'm not sure that I can think of something more American than booing the president in a public setting
     
  26. BellottiBold

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    Bo is now denying he was the one with the tunnel "fuck Trump." don't blame him, but I'm disappointed
     
  27. The Blackfish

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    Same, listened again after he said that he said fuck Georgia and I can definitely hear that.

    Probably why Saban ran Najee in the 2nd half
     
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  28. BellottiBold

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    Booing the president and then opening fire on 5 or 6 randoms while shotgunning a cheap watery beer of choice?
     
  29. Joe_Pesci

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    I was being serious bb
     
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  30. The Banks

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    Only heard one syllable on the second word
     
  31. Bruce Wayne

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    So our own President doesn't even know the words to the national anthem?

    SHEESH
     
  32. Joe_Pesci

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    he's new at this, give him a break
     
  33. indeed

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    Dems need to counter this

     
  34. indeed

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    It’s a lock he will mention his election victory and say Crooked Hillary multiple times.
     
  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Patiently waiting for our President to claim he not only knows the words to the national anthem, but he in fact helped to write them. People would defend that claim. Lots of people.
     
  36. kezarmyaj

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    or that it was the largest crowd to ever show up to hear a president sing
     
  37. indeed

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  38. prerecordedlive

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    Must be a strange feeling to think “I wish” when people accuse you of taking baths with your dad.
     
  39. Redav

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    How does someone not know the words of the national anthem? I feel like that's something you'd have to make a concerted effort to achieve.
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He’s not really capable of remembering things that don’t affect or interest him.
     
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  41. indeed

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  42. afb

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  43. Mister Me Too

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    I can’t wait for the MAGA crowd to brush this off by claiming that no one cares about the national anthem and it’s only libs that are obsessed with the national anthem.
     
  44. BWC

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    The sheep say we have to have borders. Nobody ever said anything about surveilling them. #maga
     
  45. OZ

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    So, to climb a wall thousands of years ago soldiers would use a rope and 3 pronged hooks and our president believes cartels worth billions won’t figure out how to scale this motherfucker?

    He is all about perception, but if you pull back the ragged curtain it’s yakety sax level of stupid.
     
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  46. indeed

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    Fuck Mike Pence

     
  47. Mister Me Too

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    Trump cutting border personnel would be poetic justice for all those border patrol officers that backed him