Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. steamengine

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    I’ve been try to move to tiki island or San Leon for years now
     
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  2. Blu Tang Clan

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    El Campo is nice this time of year.
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    You hear about these private pay full body "screening" MRIs people get now? $3k for an shit-tier mri that's not phased correctly for anything and makes you chase sasquatch incidentalomas with CTs

    Some patients are the dumbest marks and it absolutely should be a felony to market bullshit like this
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Can it ID a Sasquatch hiding inside me though?
     
  5. Llama

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    I got one of those scans and it found that dawg in me.
     
  6. Mr Mortisay

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    Usually the ppl that get these have way too much money and self admiration anyway so fuck it. They have a concierge medicine doc who probably has a stake in the MRI scanner. I have never read a full body MRI but if I was in a group that had it as part of the business I wouldn’t feel too squeamish about it considering it’s no radiation and the aforementioned patient demographics. They must be an absolute bitch to read to be honest, too much liability for me to have to squint at the chest for example and miss a lung nodule that ends up being cancer
     
  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Lived there for a year building a compressor station in Halletsville.
     
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  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Right so the irony is you have to overread everything, and now you get a full body CT to follow up all the bullshit.

    "Take the results to your primary to discuss." I've seen two of these idiots now. Yeah, i guess i agree, they deserve to lose their money
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    I remember this episode of scrubs
     
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  10. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    For the tmb bros with more money than sense
    https://www.prenuvo.com/the-scan

    The scan is out of pocket, but most insurance providers will cover the follow-up visit with your doctor to call you an idiot
     
  11. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Isn't it just a giant scout? I imagine to get the correct sequences you'd have to be in there for hours.


    But and here me out here, pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ we could market the contrast as an extra 3k kidney cleanse
     
  12. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yep. The images are hot fucking garbage. Most of the unmeasurable "nodules" I've followed are nothing at all

    Why someone hasn't marketed a "kidney cleanse" yet is beyond me. The number of people i see with "not, like, so much a pain, per se, but like a sensation of awareness" where they think their kidney is is absurd. With some lazy marketing, could charge $500 easily for them to sit in a chair and drink water. Turn the thermostat up to 85 and we could charge $800 for a hot cleanse.

    I need to get rid of these scruples
     
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  13. Mr Mortisay

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    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7929776/

    Have never read one but I do read MRIs of brain, spine, abdomen so could probably do it. According to that article they can do it in less than 40 mins. It’s done without contrast. Just FYI risks to the kidney for CT or MRI contrast are both vastly exaggerated for majority of ppl
     
  14. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Ecancermedicalscience sounds like someone was like "quick, cram as many buzzwords into the title so our shitposting journal sounds legit" lol
     
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  15. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    I might change my username to that
     
  16. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Scruples are overrated.
     
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  17. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Doctor turned AI tech capitalist confirmed
     
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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Medicine shouldn't exist in the private sector. People should never be allowed to consume healthcare.

    That's the end of it back to blaming Brandon for shit
     
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  19. Redav

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    :windsy:
     
  20. glimmer

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    Bipartisan spending bill includes effective ban on Pride flags over U.S. embassies
    love when even basic, superficial levels of support are on the negotiating block with fascists
     
  21. dblplay1212

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    I read somewhere that it's a clause saying only the US flag can be flown on embassies and military bases. People can still display whatever they want, just the official flag hanging on the building has to be the US flag. The reason Republicans are doing it is gross but the policy in general honestly makes sense to me. It's a US embassy, it should have the US one imo. Agreeing with something they suggest makes me feel wrong so I even question myself on that one.
     
  22. Josey Wales

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    Everyone’s hoping the polling for 18-34 is off but can’t say I love seeing stories on Reddit about Gen z not having sex or relationships because life is too expensive. I think there’s a lot of other shit going on with social media too.
     
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  23. Randy Dangus

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    I was broke 18-34 and had lots of sex and relationships and it was much easier to live more affordably what are these shitbirds doing?
     
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  24. steamengine

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    Sure you did, buddy
     
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  25. Handcuffed

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    you mean constant doomposting into algorithms that amplify that bullshit is bad?!
     
  26. IV

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    18-26 this is true 30-34 not so much, still don’t buy these polls

    people are commanding way more at the entry level
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

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    Ok boomer
     
  28. Jimmy the Saint

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    Lazy pieces of shit need to bootstrap harder
     
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  29. Sportfan

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    18-34 all of a sudden gonna start voting at a decent clip?
     
  30. Randy Dangus

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    I could see them having less sex / relationships because they don’t go out to bars/don’t drink like previous generations, are terminally online, and have smaller friend groups who they rarely see in person. Being broke doesn’t mean you can’t get laid, that’s ridiculous.
     
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  31. Jimmy the Saint

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    Damn Gen Z are a bunch of online Puritans. What a bunch of losers.
     
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  32. fuxstockings

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    Millennials were just as disillusioned, but we went out with the boys. I used to think highly of gen z, but I just can't relate to anything about them. And apparently they're bringing catholicism back? Disaster of a generation.
     
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  33. fattus

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    Gen X we were hawking guitars and hoarding change to go out on Friday.
     
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  34. JGator1

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    I mean there's utter delusion among the younger half of that group about now vs the great recession era.

    Toss up that this was an actual headline recently
     
  35. i am a bammer

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    Link?
     
  36. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    In my day fucking was free.
     
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  37. glimmer

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    it’s not people with “entry level” jobs who are doomposting. i’m friends with lots of zoomers and very late millennials and they basically all work hourly jobs part time with no benefits. and as a result they feel zero optimism, regardless of good jobs numbers and booming 401ks
     
  38. DirtBall

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    For crying out loud!!!!

     
  39. beerme

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    I love how the only republican solution to solve the “problem” of people living on the street near where they walk is to throw them in jail… which would cost way more than just finding them a home
     
  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Think millennials kinda ruined sex
    Or hospitalizing them.

    Homelessness remains one of thee most infuriating ways our society keeps tripping over the petrified turd that is conservatism. It's so fucking absurd how much better our society could be if every republican killed themselves immediately
     
  41. beerme

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    that and immigration. For clarities sake I only put problem parenthesis because their “problem” is that they’re in their way, not that they’re homeless at all
     
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  42. devine

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  43. devine

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    Tough look for Jigga to lose that one to an 80 year old
     
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  44. AptosDuck

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    Kim Jong Don
     
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  45. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I'll be honest the golfing club championship schtick is so fucking funny
     
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  46. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Keep up this level of trolling please. That's my president
     
  47. Jigga

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    FWIW they offered to host our fundraising tournament for free and I instead booked a place charging us $200 a head.

    Also I’d 100% whoop his ass if it was a legit round
     
  48. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Welp I know the first two things they should seize
     
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