Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. fucktx

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    I know he sucks as a defender but I don’t think he has much left to prove as a hitter and any offense would be good for you guys. I obviously have no ill will for you guys and hope you can win the division tbh but it’s impressive that they have the record that they do with that offense. Pitching staff specifically the bullpen has been amazing
     
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  2. Vinegar Strokes

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    Bullpen has been great; offense is a disaster. I think 60% of out runs have been scored in 8th inning or later. Definitely not sustainable, however, you'd think they would start clicking at some point.
     
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  3. fucktx

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    Been interesting because the Rangers essentially have the opposite team at the moment. The Tigers strengths that they do have, have been winning. Shutting the Rangers down back to back games at least shows some sustainability.
     
  4. DetroitNole

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    Also, maybe I'm just an optimist, but I'm not ready to lump Greene in the bust category yet. He's actually a +1 war player so far this season, double any other hitter on this team. He has room to grow
     
  5. Vinegar Strokes

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    This bum gonna throw 6 shutout innings against us

     
  6. 20/20/20/20

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    not a great start
     
  7. fucktx

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    Skubal velo down and bad command?

    :ohdear:
     
  8. 20/20/20/20

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  9. MG2

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    his velo is fine
     
  10. fucktx

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    Yeah it was lower than usual in the 1st because they were talking about it on the Rangers broadcast but I guess it was just mechanical because he’s absolutely shitting on the Rangers now
     
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  11. DetroitNole

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    Came itt before getting game on, was not expecting to see 5 ip 1 h 1 bb 5 k with 43 of 59 pitches for strike when checking the box score
     
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  12. 20/20/20/20

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    My post was made after the first 3 batters:
    • ground ball back to Skubal, he loses his glove, makes bad throw to 1st and Semien is safe by a split second
    • ground ball single the other way by Seager that snuck through the hole
    • walk
    bases loaded, no outs
     
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  13. 20/20/20/20

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    Congrats to Parker Meadows on doing something
     
  14. MG2

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    Like I always say, Javy is the guy I want up there in a big spot
     
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  15. fucktx

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    God this series has been frustrating as fuck on both sides
     
  16. MG2

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    What a weird scene

     
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  17. MG2

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    Torkelson making it hard to support him at the moment.
     
  18. ~ taylor ~

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    I just dropped him in fantasy baseball so he should get better going forward
     
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  19. smeegsgreen

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    Hey Vinegar Strokes is tork already tired or has he always been tired since ASU?
     
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  20. Tug

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    Exit velocity
     
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  21. Vinegar Strokes

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  22. 20/20/20/20

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    Get Maeda out of the rotation
     
  23. 20/20/20/20

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    Maeda does not fuck, pretty sure he's celibate
     
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  24. Vinegar Strokes

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    Maeda is a bust. Fuck you Scott Harris
     
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  25. ~ taylor ~

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    Can we trade Baez right now? OPS over .800 in his last 7 games!!!
     
  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    Jack Leiter = Bust
     
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  28. fucktx

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    What in the fuck was that half inning
     
  29. ~ taylor ~

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    Is Torklebust going to get demoted?
     
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  30. Vinegar Strokes

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    he has cost us at least 3-4 games already with his defense and bat. He’s not playable. If he was a 7th round pick he’d be in AAA.
     
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  31. Vinegar Strokes

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    Last chance to get your recommendations in for the bust list being released tomorrow. Maeda was elevated from #4 on last week's list to official bust yesterday. Feel free to shoot me a DM.
     
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  32. ~ taylor ~

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    Can we name it the Torkelbust Memorial Bust List?
     
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  33. Vinegar Strokes

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    I like it. That was the nickname I came up with for him back in 2021. I'm great at seeking out busts.
     
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  34. Vinegar Strokes

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    Yo Jack Flaherty. You're on notice. Either put up tonight, or ass your ass is making the Torklebust Memorial Hot List tomorrow.
     
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  35. DetroitNole

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    Interested to see when Jobe enters the watch list. Only 5.2 ip in 2 starts with 7 walks
     
  36. Vinegar Strokes

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    he has already been declared a bust, otherwise he’d be on it.
     
  37. DetroitNole

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    Tik tok boy is taking this seriously

    Since last week he is hitting 9/23 with 5 bb and 8 rbi, didn't want to risk the declaration
     
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  38. ~ taylor ~

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    Sounds like TTB is ready for TTF
     
  39. Vinegar Strokes

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    all singles. Not one hard hit ball.
     
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  40. Vinegar Strokes

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    Nice pitch on an 0-2 count. Fucking garbage we signed these two hacks. Rather see Manning get lit up.
     
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  41. Vinegar Strokes

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    Keith needs to go to AAA. Has absolutely no confidence at the plate. Call up Jung
     
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  42. smeegsgreen

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    Nice to see tork see the ball better but Christ Riley Greene is a walk strikeout or homer
     
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    He just swings wildly and sometimes hits something
     
  44. Vinegar Strokes

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    we need a clever bust nickname for him.
     
  45. ~ taylor ~

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    Bustley Greene
     
  46. ~ taylor ~

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    It’s insane how much better Dickerson is on TV compared to on the radio.
     
  47. Vinegar Strokes

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    Happy Saturday Boys and thank you for the bust recommendation DM's this week.

    We had a busy week on the bust list with Maeda being the first bust victim of the season. He climbed all the way from #4 to being declared a bust. This goes to show you, nobody is safe. If you're on the list, you can be called upon at any moment.

    Torkelbust Memorial Hot List - Week 3.

    1. Colt Keith - We have a new arrival at #1. He has officially reached the status of being able to declared a bust by hitting 69 at bats on the season. I'm firm believer in him, and not ready to give up yet. However, time may be running out. He needs to put up or shut up this week.

    2. Max Clark (Tik Tok Boy) - Tik Tok Boy hit a bunch of singles this week and dropped off from the #1 spot. Slashing .289/.382/.693 on the season, and is 8 for his last 15.

    3. Parker Meadows - Congrats to Parker for hitting his first home run this week. Not enough to get removed from the list as his batting average is still dog shit at .095.

    4. Dillon Dingler - had a nice week, but like Parker, not enough to get removed from the list.
     
  48. ~ taylor ~

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    Great fucking play from Baez.
     
  49. Vinegar Strokes

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    Torklebust is the worst defensive 1st baseman in MLB history. You can’t play him any more in the field. Make him a DH, and move Carpenter to 1st.
     
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  50. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tik Tok boy homered today
     
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