2024 MLB Thread - sKKKKKKKKKKKenes

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  1. WillySaliba

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    What a shame.
     
  2. dblplay1212

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    Haha 9-6 forgive me
     
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  3. The Hebrew Husker

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    Has he always been so slow? Wasn’t until recently I realized it when some of the videos went viral of him getting thrown out at home.
     
  4. Tobias

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    he’s not even the slowest yankees player apparently
     
  5. dblplay1212

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    Na he was pretty athletic early in his career and still moved pretty good for his size when he got to the Yankees. He was still solid in the field. It's really just the last 2-3 years that he cratered. Playing him in the OF used to be an option but you just can't now.
     
  6. dblplay1212

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    Assume the other is Trevino. Catchers don't count imo.
     
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  7. Tobias

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    saw somewhere today that rizzo is clocked as slower

     
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  8. dblplay1212

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    Ahh yea he's slow as dirt too. Still think him and Trevino would outrun Stanton if their lives depended on it.
     
  9. dblplay1212

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    lol scored 15 Saturday, 15 Sunday, so og course they get shutout today.
     
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  10. fucktx

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    The braves are somehow still slower than the Yankees
     
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  11. Tobias

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    ozuna and olson are slow af and albies has fallen off a cliff speed wise it seems. was still a surprise to see that
     
  12. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Arcia is also slow at a really fast position
     
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  13. devine

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    Acuña really bringing their number down
     
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  14. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  15. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    these dbacks shirts are actually slick. the neon blue accent makes the whole thing work for me.

    some great unis in the NL west tbh
     
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  16. bro

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    had no idea corbin carroll was below the mendoza line
     
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  17. i am a bammer

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    Boo-birds are out in the Gaslamp. Don't blame them when you get to watch Eguy Rosario, Jose Azocar, and Higgy hit 789.
     
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  18. fucktx

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    gotta be preller’s last year
     
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  19. i am a bammer

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    If they don't make the playoffs lolol
     
  20. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  21. ohhaithur

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  22. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Exciting game folks

    I don’t feel bad killing the no hitter if it happens fried is already out

    IMG_3358.jpeg
     
  23. soulfly

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    Let’s goooooo
     
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  24. bro

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  25. fucktx

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    Garver with the winner too. I feel like I deserve an assist
     
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  26. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  27. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    We just got 2 hit by the A’s I fucking hate this organization
     
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  28. 40wwttamgib

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    The A's bullpen is fucking ludacris
     
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  29. fucktx

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    yeah but look at this guy

     
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  30. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Poor guy, you don’t have to live like this I promise
     
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  31. i am a bammer

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    Now he can die
     
  32. Irush

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    You’ll be saying the pirates are 2025 NL Central favorites by thanksgiving
     
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  33. devine

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    Well to be fair next year looks different
     
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  34. WillySaliba

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  35. Irush

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    it doesn’t
     
  36. Fidelio

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    lol 101
     
  37. WillySaliba

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    On pace for 40/40 which would have made a smaller list. But yeah, absurd.
     
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  38. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  39. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Evan Longbordia rules, but “Shred McGriff” is the best.
     
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  40. bwi2

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    :smug:
     
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  41. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Who was the poster who was the massive Cedric Mullins fan. I think he left the board. Bet he’s feeling validated
     
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  42. bwi2

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    Montclaire de Haviland or something like that

    Still has about 1/3rd of Soto’s WAR so his point remains dumb
     
  43. soulfly

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    It’s like the Mariners took the Felix Hernandez experience and decided it would be fun to spread the wealth to five pitchers instead of just one. It’s absurd we’ve been able to win games with how paltry our hitting has been. This is definitely not sustainable :laugh:



     
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  44. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  45. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Is that bad?
     
  46. bwi2

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    have you considered raising the average through more sacrifice bunts?
     
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  47. Truman

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    Jack Flaherty has struck out 6 Cardinals in a row to start the game. I am not having fun
     
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  48. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    He's looked filthy at times this year, but those first two innings were something different. His only real issue this year has been HR, and I don't think he's got the stamina to keep this kind of stuff deep into a game.
     
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  49. Truman

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    His velo is way up from last year. Seems healthy. I'll always root for him. Just not today
     
  50. dblplay1212

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    Sooooooo not always?
     
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