SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

He's having his bro cover for him and they are about to throw tousosopopo under the bus.

 

But he's from kenya

 

Dugan Fife, if you want to go old school openly gay Michigan basketball.

 

Who finds out that their GF has cancer and does not go us it even once. What a selfish bastard if nothing else.

 

She is smart(Stanford), knows multiple languages, musically gifted, and looked like a model. I bet she cooks too.

 

Was he before or after Tom Coverdale? Pretty sure he was gay

 

Isn't the obvious answer, "A closeted gay middle linebacker from Notre Dame?"

 

I mean he didn't even meet her pre-cancer. Why get more emotionally attached by meeting her now that she has a death wish?

/realisticanswertocompletelyabsurdscenariosomebodyfabricated

 

God damn it. Go to dinner and this shit jumps 24 fucking pages.

Shit will be over 60 tomorrow when I get to work.

Guess there will be a lot of in the morning before I start doing real work

 

He was the token white guy in the Fab Five years.

 

Indiana dummy

 

No, coverdale played for IU

 

Yes, this makes no sense on multiple levels.

 

So ... does anyone actually believe's Teo's line here?

Because I'm still pretty much in shock that people are accepting this

 

I know who he played for, dummy

 

Not in the fucking slightest.

Like a poster above stated... who has a girlfriend with cancer and doesnt visit her?

 

SIAP:

 

I believe you're referring to Rob Pelinka, who is now a rich NBA agent.

 

suuuuuuure

 

Who's accepting it? I will reserve judgement until Te'o speaks, but there are a lot of points he needs to clear up before I believe him.

 

im not sure why the cancer part even matters. who has a girlfriend of 3 years and hasnt even met or jacked off on skype with her

 

It should be.

 

Lol

 

top or bottom?

 

Team Manti

Spoiler

mainly because at this point my brain can't process the NC ass whooping and this

 

He gay

 

This isn't funny at all.

 

Love this:

 

Career Totals for Dugan Fife
SeasonGPGSMinAvgFGFGAFG%3FG3FGA3FG%FTFTAFT%ORDRRBAvgAstAvgPFDQTOStlBlkPtsAvg

1992-93 20 0 122 6.1 0 9 0.000 0 4 0.000 10 17 0.588 6 11 17 0.9 13 0.7 13 0 11 7 0 10 0.5
1993-94 32 32 1013 31.7 65 154 0.422 48 120 0.400 31 49 0.633 23 63 86 2.7 85 2.7 4 52 6 209 6.5
1994-95 31 31 773 24.9 32 100 0.320 23 84 0.274 19 28 0.679 13 44 57 1.8 60 1.9 90 5 45 36 1 106 3.4
1995-96 32 14 745 23.3 41 117 0.350 32 79 0.405 33 39 0.846 72 2.3 47 1.5 75 0 28 28 3 147 4.6
Total 115 77 2653 23.1 138 380 0.363 103 287 0.359 93 133 0.699 232 2.0 205 1.8 9 123 10 472 4.1



Career League Only Subtotals for Dugan Fife
SeasonGPGSMinAvgFGFGAFG%3FG3FGA3FG%FTFTAFT%ORDRRBAvgAstAvgPFDQTOStlBlkPtsAvg

1992-93 8 0 44 5.5 0 5 0.000 0 3 0.000 3 4 0.750 2 2 4 0.5 2 0.3 5 0 5 3 0 3 0.4
1993-94 18 18 601 33.4 39 91 0.429 30 74 0.405 18 31 0.581 14 39 53 2.9 44 2.4 2 31 3 126 7.0
1994-95 18 18 436 24.2 23 64 0.359 16 53 0.302 15 20 0.750 7 24 31 1.7 27 1.5 50 2 23 14 1 77 4.3
1995-96 18 9 430 23.9 28 74 0.378 22 53 0.415 21 26 0.808 40 2.2 26 1.4 44 0 19 16 1 99 5.5
Total 62 45 1511 24.4 90 234 0.385 68 183 0.372 57 81 0.704 128 2.1 99 1.6 4 64 5 305 4.9



Career Subtotals for Dugan Fife
GPGSMinAvgFGFGAFG%3FG3FGA3FG%FTFTAFT%ORDRRBAvgAstAvgPFDQTOStlBlkPtsAvg

League 62 45 1511 24.4 90 234 0.385 68 183 0.372 57 81 0.704 128 2.1 99 1.6 4 64 5 305 4.9
Non-League 46 26 945 20.5 39 114 0.342 28 82 0.341 26 38 0.684 23 63 86 1.9 83 1.8 98 5 52 47 3 132 2.9
Postseason 7 6 197 28.1 9 32 0.281 7 22 0.318 10 14 0.714 4 14 18 2.6 23 3.3 12 0 12 12 2 35 5.0
Home 51 34 1190 23.3 61 164 0.372 42 116 0.362 44 63 0.698 26 67 93 1.8 92 1.8 4 60 3 208 4.1
Away 38 25 881 23.2 54 142 0.380 43 115 0.374 27 40 0.675 82 2.2 58 1.5 91 2 47 36 3 178 4.7
Neutral 26 18 582 22.4 23 74 0.311 18 56 0.321 22 30 0.733 14 43 57 2.2 55 2.1 59 3 36 27 4 86 3.3
All Games 115 77 2653 23.1 138 380 0.363 103 287 0.359 93 133 0.699 232 2.0 205 1.8 9 123 10 472 4.1



Career Highs for Dugan Fife
SeasonMinFGFGA3FG3FGAFTFTAORDRRBAstPFTOStlBlkPts

1992-93 17 0 1 0 1 3 5 2 2 3 4 2 2 2 0 3
1993-94 40 5 9 4 8 4 6 3 6 7 7 5 5 5 2 16
1994-95 34 4 10 3 9 6 6 2 5 6 5 5 4 6 1 11
1995-96 36 4 11 4 8 7 7 4 7 8 5 4 4 4 1 12
Career 40 5 11 4 9 7 7 4 7 8 7 5 5 6 2 16

Game by Game stats only available since 1959-60

 

I don't believe him, but I also don't think the him not meeting her post-cancer thing is the biggest contention in this whole thing. That can be justified given he never met her at all, even before the cancer diagnosis. And when he apparently tried, she blew him off. Or so the story goes. Either way, that part is semi-justified.

There's other, more glaring aspects IMO

 

my only regret is that I don't understand more of the references itt

 

bottom as fuck, bro

 

I am not sure why the 3 years matters.

Regardless, this is a guy who visited kids in the hospital when they had cancer. It's very inconsistent.

 

I started reading this thread with 90+% of my battery, and caught up at 30%. Well done, you beautiful people. Well done.

I gave out an Iron Mickey -load of likes along the way.

 

presumably he meant volleyball player-type of physique

 

Like that she blew him off yet wasn't real...

 

what do you mean why doesnt the 3 years matter

its not like he just met this bitch a few months before and had an online relationship and hadnt had a chance to meet.

 

...like....bags of sand...

 

my favorite part is all the "oh he meant they met online in hawaii, and also online after the stanford game"

 

I've visited many fake dead ex-girlfriends while they were in the hospital, what's your point?

 

The real headlines should read: "uNDeafeated; how the Irish made the BCS championship with a closeted homosexual sociopathic star player."

 

It was a joke in reference to who even has an online girlfriend when you are a star football player.

 

Tom Coverdale is the biggest faggot in B1G history.