***Chicago Cubs - Can we get a thread title change. It’s bad mojo***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Buster Bryant, Apr 11, 2016.

  1. Buster Mahomes

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    RIP win streak. It was fun.
     
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  2. spagett

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    This loss is on management for bringing in a soul-less piece of sharpie shit like Digger Phelps.
     
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  3. PregnantGorilla

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    He sucks so much. I didn't mind the trade, since we didn't give up much. It was basically them just making a trade to make a trade. They already spent actual resources on actual relievers. So they weren't going to give up more actual talent for a guy at the end of the pen.

    But Smith blows. He needs to be released.
     
  4. PregnantGorilla

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    I didn't get to see the game today, so Edwards is still flawless in my mind. I'm good with that.
     
  5. Buster Mahomes

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    Now that we lost feel free to post some thread title suggestions.
     
  6. Illinihockey

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    Defense letting lackey down. Nice angle there coghlan
     
  7. nexus

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    fucking god damn it. Gonna be so shitty if that comes back to bite them in the ass
     
  8. nexus

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  9. Buster Mahomes

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    Unreal. Rondon is just so great though. So sick of clowns like Piscotty beating us.
     
  10. Buster Mahomes

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    Bases loaded no outs and we don't get shit. Then this happens. So fucking frustrating.
     
  11. Tiger Z

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    Piscotty is good but ok
     
  12. visa

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    Piscotty is good. So is Rondon. Tough break. A split is fine although you hate to cough up leads. Just glad Rondon is okay, missing location bad but velocity is there.
     
  13. Tiger Z

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    I've been watching on mute and saw lackey walk off with the trainer. Anything happen with him?
     
  14. Bankz

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    agreed. 96-97 on the gun. He will get location worked out.
     
  15. slogan119

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    Glad we revamped and shored up the bullpen.

    /sarcasm
     
  16. Illinihockey

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    He was stretching his arm out between pitches. Probably just cramps
     
  17. visa

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    Aroldis is too good
     
  18. Mr. Bean

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    Oh and Chapman are dominant
     
  19. derfish

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  20. spagett

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    Didn't hear it live, but that's pretty funny.
     
  21. pianoman

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    Man I hope the we crush the Reds our last two series. I've got an idiot VP in my department that went on and on today on how you can tell the Reds are on the right track with the way they've been playing since the all star break and that the Cubs window is only going to be two years and then the Reds will be top dog in the central. I had to try and explain to him that a core of Suarez, Votto, and some 3B in the minors is not the same as having the core of Rizzo, Bryant, Baez, Contreras, Russell, and Schwarber and also that our 3rd pitcher in the rotation would be their ace.
     
  22. Buster Mahomes

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    All 5 of our starters would be the Reds #1. They're not in good shape. Should've held off on trading Chapman.
     
  23. spagett

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    Yea their return on Chapman was nothing compared to what we gave up for him.
     
  24. PregnantGorilla

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    Winning the Cahill start would be nice.
     
  25. Buster Mahomes

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    Why are we so bad with the bases loaded?
     
  26. visa

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  27. Illinihockey

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    They have to DFA Smith. He can't get anyone out.
     
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  28. Buster Mahomes

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  29. Bankz

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    Chapman is so fun to watch when he's on our side
     
  30. Buster Mahomes

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    Great work out of Cahill and the bullpen. Fuck Matt Garza. No reason not to sweep the double header now.
     
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  31. PregnantGorilla

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    It's definitely a function of all the opportunities. Those feel like situations where you have to cash in. But all teams are going to fail more than they succeed. With a worse team, who isn't getting on base as much and not seeing as many of those opportunities, you don't notice it as much. With us, it's happened over and over again, to the point that we notice it. It seems like it's becoming a trend. When in reality, that happens to everyone, but it's just not as noticeable.
     
  32. PregnantGorilla

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    Yeah, he's horrible. Sign that douchebag Papelbon and see if he's got anything left.
     
  33. Illinihockey

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    Just keep Cahill up
     
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  34. PregnantGorilla

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    Ah, I forgot about that. Yeah, Smith isn't lasting through the night.
     
  35. visa

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    Thread title bad. Should involve Smack my pitch up. Or something. I dunno.
     
  36. visa

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  37. Buster Mahomes

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    Bullpen game now. Brewers in trouble.
     
  38. slogan119

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    Love that stat:

    Hammel and Hendricks are 1/2 in NL ERA since the ASB.

    Who knew?
     
  39. backinblack23

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    Has Rizzo had a day off lately? Was JW.
     
  40. slogan119

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    Not that I remember, but he left early in the game we killed the Cards
     
  41. Buster Mahomes

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    Contreras started at 1st for him a few weeks ago.
     
  42. slogan119

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    Speaking of bases loaded and no runs ...
     
  43. Buster Mahomes

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    Rizzo is quickly becoming my favorite Cub ever. Right up there with Sammy. Ryno was a tad before my time.
     
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  44. GGCD

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    That was a good send and he should have been called safe, but still, fuck Gary Jones.
     
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  45. Buster Mahomes

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    5 minute replay review and they still get it wrong. Terrible. Hopefully that doesn't bite us in the ass.
     
  46. slogan119

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    That will work
     
  47. slogan119

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    Wish Hammel's pitch count was lower. It would be nice to see him complete this and save the pen some wear and tear.
     
  48. Buster Mahomes

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    Good day of baseball.
     
  49. PregnantGorilla

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    Really good. I especially enjoyed the Rizzo catch and the Javy bomb. Though, the pitching was nice, too.
     
  50. Illinihockey

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    La Stella reporting to AA to get some at bats, then expected to rejoin the Cubs
     
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