2015-2016 Champions League Thread

What happened to your previous post? You wrote out all that then edited it down to two words. Strange.

 

I edited it all down before your post to just tell you to shut up so I wasn't sticking up for Chelsea because fuck them but you had already clicked the reply button.

 

suarez forever dirty

 

Damn good save before he got hurt.

 

I wonder if the Pope had his hero Messi visit him again since he's in Rome. Some people actually get upset about him liking to visit with soccer players.

 

Looks like Arsenal will lose tonight but I'm still 99% certain they will finish 2nd in their group.

 

this roma/barca game so boring

 

Jallet puts Lyon up 1-0 off a corner

 

Costa puts Chelsea up 3-0

 

Radja revenge

 

Chicharito puts Leverkusen up 3-1

 

bullshit

 

Goddamn you're a shitty poster

 

Gent equalize 1-1 against Lyon

 

Muller with a really nice goal to give Bayern 1-0 lead at Olympiacos

 

Even with Chelsea going to win, starting out with a win and three losses is an awful start. But by all means, collect your like from sugarshaun.

 

Nothing you said in any way disputes what he said nor does it make your original post any better

 

of course its an awful start nobody has said any differently. doesnt change the fact that you're a shitty poster

 

Valencia have leveled against Zenit at 2

 

Handball in the box against BATE

Leverkusen converts for a 4-1 lead

 

With how boring this Roma/Barca match is I'm really liking this multimatch90

 

Witsel puts Zenit back up 3-2

 

So Damn close Messi. Off the top bar.

 

it's a bad/unfunny parody account of Rog from Men in Blazers.

 

Barca really have been uninspiring to start the year.

 

Porto goes up 2-1 at Dyiv

 

Cesc gets a slump buster tonight. Poor Hazard

 

Cesc puts in a rebound from a Remy shot for a 4-0 lead

 

Been a strange start. Seems like everybody has been getting hurt.

 

Kyiv equalizes in the 89th minute

 

Just got home...how the hell does Ox score an own goal and Giroud get sent off?

 

Barca/Roma match is the definition of a draw.

 

Gotze puts Bayern up 2-0 to seal that one

 

Lacazette had a penalty saved so still 1-1

 

Penalty Bayern

Muller converts for 3-0

 

I'm going to come to WA and punch you in the mouth.

 

Valencia and Zenit going at each other after the whistle. Didn't blow up too much though

 

Arsenal going to need to step their game up if they want that arsene wenger 4th place trophy to get them into the champions league in the future

 

FT

Roma 1-1 Barcelona
Leverkusen 4-1 BATE
Chelsea 4-0 Maccabi Tel Aviv
Zegrab 2-1 Arsenal
Kyiv 2-2 Porto
Gent 1-1 Lyon
Olympiacos 0-3 Bayern
Valencia 2-3 Zenit

 

Bring your heaviest purse!

 

Premier league needs to get 5 teams in if they want to do any good, Tottenham always make the quarters.

 

what? we know we're destined to go out in the round of 16...

 

We typically wait till the final matchday to lose away to a shitty team, bumping up the timeline this year.

 

You guys will still take 2nd in the group

 

Coach's hard on for Jose Mourinho and Chelsea is amazing.

 

that's what we do.

 

First round of UCL, 9.0 ratings or higher.

Griezman 9.5 (2 Goals)
Di Maria 9.8 (Goal)
Ronaldo 9.2 (2 Penalties, Goal)
Gaitan 9.5 (Goal)
Calhanoglu 9.2 (Penalty, Assist, Goal)
Hulk 9.0 (2 Goals)
Fabregasshole 9.0 (Goal, Assist)
Alcantara 9.1 (Passed a lot of football)

No ratings for Porto/Kiev but don't worry there is great news. TSB favorite Pablo Daniel Osvaldo made his 2015-2016 Champions League debut in the 90th minute during a tie game! Apparently he joined Porto on a free transfer unbeknownst to myself. Going to now immediately look for some twitter account that chronicles his journey at FC Porto. I can only assume he's already threatened Brahimi's life at least once for not even considering an impossible through ball in training.

 

TV schedule

Tuesday 9/29 2:45PM

FS1 Barcelona vs Leverkusen
FS2 Arsenal vs Olympiacos
FSN Porto vs Chelsea
FS+ Multimatch 90 (red zone channel type of coverage)

Wednesday 9/30 2:45PM

FS1 Manchester United vs Wolfsburg
FS2 Monchengladbach vs Manchester City
FSN Malmo vs Real Madrid
FS+ Multimatch 90