2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

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  1. fucktx

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    rangers just had the bases loaded with 1 out and scored 0
     
  2. duc15

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    im almost sucked in
     
  3. Fancy

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    shit is tight
     
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  4. Handcuffed

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    i almost feel bad for chris taylor

    almost

    but he's 0-2 with 2 k's and 3 lob

    and he has 2 errors officially this inning and i think should have 3 (the throw will be an error as well, right?). and that was on 11 errors in 39 games in AAA. he's not a SS.

    we deserve this. chris taylor deserves this.
     
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  5. Fancy

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  6. Handcuffed

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    no, he's been great

    and while Alex Jackson is hitting just .167 in his five games, he's slugging .500 because he's hit 2 HRs

    #positivethinking

    how's danny hultzen progressing?
     
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  7. Fecta23

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    Chris Taylor cannot see the field again. Just live with O"malley until Marte gets back. Taylor's body language is awful, he looks shook.
     
  8. Fancy

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    Just think. We could have had Francisco Lindor.
     
  9. Fancy

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    Sample size is probably large enough to cut him outright.
     
  10. Fecta23

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    Cant tell if you are joking, but if serious, I agree. I'm gonna give you a like but hold the option to take it back.
     
  11. Fancy

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    I am not serious and think he'll be fine as a two-week band-aid
     
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  12. Fecta23

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    He sucked last year with the M's and sucked this year with the Rainers. Not a one game sample size.
     
  13. Fancy

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    I'm not buying O'Malley as a better solution.
     
  14. Handcuffed

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    thanks for Martin, wtx

    :smug:
     
  15. fucktx

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    I'm not the Rangers GM

    HTH

    Pumpkin season soon to arrive though

    :yousoright:
     
  16. C Yank

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    I'm all in on this team, p..l..a..y..o..f..f..s?
     
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  17. eHo

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    This fucking team, you guys.
     
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  18. Fancy

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    Awesome article on Leonys and the reasoning behind his surge

    There will be regression but he's a fucking steal right now
     
  19. eHo

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  20. Fancy

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    what does #gobiz mean? :ohdear:
     
  21. eHo

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  22. Fancy

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  23. Fancy

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  24. eHo

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    Adam Lind had himself a game last night. 4-4, 2 dingers, 1 2b, 6 RBI.

    The Mariners are 28-18.
     
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  25. Han Solo

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    Paxton a healthy scratch from his start tonight, presumably to join big league club (doubt it'd be a trade at this point in season).

    Could be just a spot start? Or is someone going to the DL?
     
  26. Han Solo

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    Oh and also...how about that game today? 16 runs. That was fun. Let's do that more often. No more of that Minnesota bullshit.
     
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  27. 3NolesFan3

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    Seattle is 2-10 at home on Friday-Sunday home series. Both wins against Kansas City. Swept by Rangers, As, and Twins.

    Read that yesterday and immediately got sad. But then I got happy again with how well they've played everywhere else

    And today was fun
     
  28. 3NolesFan3

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    Fuck you
     
  29. Fancy

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    Can't believe it would be a trade. Maybe they want an extra pitcher for the NL park?
     
  30. Fancy

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  31. Fecta23

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    Rather Felix get healthy than pitch through this. Paxton could be lights out too if he has his control together so this could be a lot worse.
     
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  32. Fancy

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    it's retroactive to the 28th so he'll miss two starts. It's all good IMO
     
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  33. eHo

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    What the fuck was Paxton doing last night? He threw 32 pitches in the first inning and 27 were fastballs. I'm shocked that he got shelled.
     
  34. Fancy

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    we got our asses whooped by the god damn Padres
     
  35. Fancy

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    Went to bed when we were down by 10 runs. Shouldn't have done that.

    [​IMG]
     
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  36. eHo

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    Stopped watching at 12-2. Then saw 12-7 and had a feeling the M's would come all the way back. I'm not used to that feeling.

    Weird stat - the M's scored 9 runs in the 7th inning without an extra base hit.
     
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  37. 3NolesFan3

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    Finally a game to make me forget the 12-2 comeback against us against the Indians all those years ago.
     
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  38. soulfly

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    Mang. You're late as fuck. We're in 2nd now :tebow:
     
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  39. 3NolesFan3

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    I know. Seasons over.
     
  40. Fancy

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    I was there. Fuck that game and fuck the Indians.
     
  41. fucktx

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    sup guys

    ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
     
  42. The Hebrew Husker

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    Longtime M's fan checking in from Omaha, Nebraska.

    Haven't seen this thread, will use it for updates since games start at like 10pm my time and are never on TV.
     
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  43. eHo

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    Edwin Diaz up.
     
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  44. fucktx

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    i like this romero guy
     
  45. Pokes

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  46. Fancy

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  47. Fancy

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    and they should just DFA Romero for that 5th inning. Kick rocks, homie.
     
  48. eHo

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    The M's are really playing like assholes right now.
     
  49. Fancy

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  50. Fancy

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    We need Leonys back.