2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

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  1. 3NolesFan3

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    Anytime the Ms scored five when I was a kid, I assumed Junior hit a homer.
     
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  2. Fancy

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  3. duc15

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  4. eHo

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    Bummer. Dude's body is just not made for throwing baseballs.
     
  5. Fancy

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    it's funny because Hultzen getting injured is like the Spring Training for our depression

    i'm already in mid-season form
     
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  6. Handcuffed

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    lol, that kid should've been a doctor

    too bad we're like four board crashes past that thread

    RIP Anthony Rendon
     
  7. Corky Bucek

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    Any chance Boog Powell makes the opening day roster? He's a family friend and it would be pretty cool to see him in the MLB.
     
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  8. eHo

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    He's supposed to have a very good shot to make the roster and play quite a bit this year. We'll see how his spring goes.
     
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  9. Fancy

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  10. Fancy

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  11. Fancy

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    New Mariners commercial :woot:
     
  12. Fancy

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  13. C Yank

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  14. eHo

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    We're fans of the Mariners.
     
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  15. Fancy

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    That's it?
     
  16. C Yank

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    *Chalk up a loss if Felix doesn't pitch*
     
  17. bro

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    you guys have a hot chicken restaurant now. enjoy
     
  18. Fancy

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    Ezell's tho
     
  19. bro

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    prolly don't want to eat hot chicken then, because then regular fried chicken will always seem lacking

    I'm sure you PNWers can't handle the heat anyway

    AND YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL
     
  20. duc15

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    and games where he pitches and allows 1 or 2 runs
     
  21. Fancy

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  22. Han Solo

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    Cano for MVP
     
  23. Fancy

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  24. eHo

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    Kyle Seager hit a dinger against the Rangers in Arlington. Must be the first in his career.
     
  25. eHo

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    Defense completely melting down for Felix. Fuck.
     
  26. Fancy

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  27. soulfly

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  28. eHo

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    Question: Is it baseball season?

    Evidence: Felix gives up 1 hit.
    Mariners lose.

    Conclusion: It is baseball season.
     
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  29. duc15

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    Ahh how I missed this all winter
     
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  30. duc15

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    Mariners Baseball: Solo Home Runs and One-Hitters that result in Losses
     
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  31. Han Solo

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    Oh well. Sad baseball is better than no baseball. Yay sports.
     
  32. Joe_Pesci

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    kyle seager and hisashi iwakuma are on my fantasy team
     
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  33. eHo

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    Thread title updated.
     
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  34. C Yank

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    Well on the bright side if we keep losing we can stop watching in July.
     
  35. TheChatch

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    The defense is going to be better this year. Softy keeps promising us on the radio.
     
  36. soulfly

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    Be gone, Red Sox scum
     
  37. TheChatch

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    Ok. :idk:
     
  38. Fancy

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    that was a nice triple
     
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  39. eHo

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    It took Robinson Cano 48 games (May 30th) to hit his second dinger last year.

    It took Robinson Cano 2 games (April 5th) to hit his second dinger this year.
     
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  40. soulfly

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    What are these HR thingies?
     
  41. Fancy

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    best team ever
     
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  42. eHo

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    Robinson motherfucking Cano.
     
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  43. Fancy

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  44. Fecta23

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    ROBBIE FUCKING CANO
     
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  45. C Yank

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  46. Handcuffed

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    seriously Cano's steroids are the best steroids
     
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  47. eHo

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    It keeps working, so I'm going to keep doing it.

    It took Robinson Bret Boone Cano 71 games (June 26) to hit his fourth dinger last year.
    It took Robinson Bret Boone Cano 3 games (April 6) to hit his fourth dinger this year.


    Robinson Bret Boone Cano is on pace to hit 216 dingers this year.
     
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  48. duc15

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    So Cano is going to end up with what 100-105 HRs?
     
  49. Han Solo

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    Probably closer to 90. He'll inevitably hit a slump sometime in late Summer for a few weeks.
     
  50. eHo

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    I'll take the over.