2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

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  1. 3NolesFan3

    3NolesFan3 There's no cure for being a cunt
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    Things went better than expected. Anytime you lose a game where the opposition only gets one hit, it's enough to say fuck it.

    I'm going to enjoy this season. Until we lose avain.
     
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  2. 3NolesFan3

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    And we will. We will probably another game or two. Prepare for it.
     
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  3. duc15

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    our season will still be over in June
     
  4. 3NolesFan3

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    Nope.
     
  5. C Yank

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    Love the optimism!
     
  6. duc15

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    I know we usually don't make it to June
     
  7. Fancy

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    I fully expect injuries to ravish this team
     
  8. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Didn't even get our Felix win this year. Otherwise, Mariners appear to be in true Mariners form.

    West:

    Oakland 4-4
    Texas 4-4
    Houston 3-4
    Los Angeles 3-4
    Mariners! 2-5
     
  9. Fancy

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  10. eHo

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    "Not great, bob" would also have been applicable.
     
  11. Fancy

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    Fair but that could imply that I have been let down, which is not accurate.
     
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  12. Fecta23

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    SSS and all but I didnt really like the Carson Smith trade when it happened and watching this bullpen has not made me feel any better about it. Wade Miley is such an average pitcher I dont get why we had to trade away a talented arm for him. Plus Cisek WOOF
     
  13. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Looking at Ketel Marte's numbers (.160/.241/.160) made me wonder if the M's made a mistake trading Brad Miller.

    Brad doesn't know that he left the Mariners: .059/.158/.118
     
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  14. C Yank

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    Well its been a fun year guys, see you next Spring.
     
  15. duc15

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    Didn't even make it out of April
     
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  16. Han Solo

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    Im still all in at this point. One of these next 30 years I'll be right and they'll actually make the playoffs. It probably wont happen until after Cano's contract is up though. But i'm riding this thing out.

    SoDo MoJo baby!!!
     
  17. Handcuffed

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    you guys are fools to give up this early

    Smoak and Ackley are about to put it all together
     
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  18. Fancy

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    It's still early and all...but maybe I should look at that 2017 draft board :killme:
     
  19. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    god damn how did y'all not score a run in that first inning just now
     
  20. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Alberto made a great play.
     
  21. Fancy

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    Mariners play like the kids in South Park.
     
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  22. eHo

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    The M's were tied for 2.2 innings today, so that's exciting.
     
  23. Fancy

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    Kyle Seager, in 2 ABs, has left 5 men on base.

    this is fine.
     
  24. WillySaliba

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    Cano bomb. Hopefully Cruz can get on some of that.
     
  25. soulfly

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    Felix and his BBs this year :ohdear:

    But hey, we found another team besides the Rangers that we can beat
     
  26. eHo

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    Mariners have won 3 straight. Welcome to the pinnacle of M's baseball 2016.
     
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  27. eHo

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    Mike Zunino is the next Jesus Montero - he has no hit a dinger in 5 straight games after hitting 2 today.
     
  28. Fancy

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    You say this and we promptly lose

    [​IMG]

    I know what you're doing but: 1BB v 6K

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    #378 Fancy, Apr 18, 2016
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  29. eHo

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  30. Fancy

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  31. Fancy

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    Yes, it's the Astros, but Taijuan Walker is straight fucking people up right now. Struck out the last 6 guys, last one at 97mph. Likely done for the night at 7ip, 1ER, 11K, 1BB.

    lawd
     
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  32. 3NolesFan3

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    First place. Celebrate gentlemen. We have arrived.

    Also, can someone explain to me why Paxton is not in the rotation? Was her still hurt?
     
  33. Fancy

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    He didn't perform in Spring Training so they sent him to Tacoma. He's the first guy up if one of the starters gets injured/starts to really suck.
     
  34. Han Solo

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    Latest in the season we've been in 1st place since 2009 (May 5)...yay?
     
  35. Fancy

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    I'm feeling it
     
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  36. eHo

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    It is April 27th, but I really like this team.

    Even more impressive, there is not a single Jose Vidro, Willie Fucking Baseball, or Justin Smoak that I completely loathe on the entire team.
     
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  37. Fancy

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    ?

    [​IMG]
     
  38. eHo

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    Not yet. He's coming off a year where he hit .277/.360/.460 with 20 dingers. It certainly helps that the team is picking up his slack.
     
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  39. eHo

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  40. Fancy

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    the pumpkins will soon be back and in greater numbers
     
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  41. eHo

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    The Ball is pretty dope before midnight, though.
     
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  42. duc15

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    We are due for like a 12 game losing streak after this
     
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  43. Fancy

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  44. eHo

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    Holy shitballs.
     
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  45. Han Solo

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    Peralta
     
  46. C Yank

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    Howard Lincoln = Gone????
    Me = Back in!!!!!

    Thank god.
     
  47. eHo

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  48. 3NolesFan3

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    Pretty fun April. Let's hope May is even better.
     
  49. eHo

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  50. Fancy

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    when you say Mariners did you mean another team cuz

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