A Feast for Crows Discussion [Book 4] *Formerly the "book" thread

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  1. The Nightman

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    yeah sansa with littlefinger i like reading but i wanted to punch her in the ovaries in the game of thrones.
     
  2. IT

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    clip was jizz worthy
     
  3. Irush

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  5. Wu

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    fucking e coli?

    this motherfucker is just trolling us at this point
     
  6. BTH

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    He's never going to finish.
     
  7. Larry Sura

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    i read that earlier today. i didn't know if i should laugh, cry, or put my palm over my face.
     
  8. The Nightman

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    i caught up with series up to date like 2 weeks ago and im already fed up with his bullshit
     
  9. IT

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    if he wasnt 400 pounds
     
  10. Cza

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    Bullshit, E. Coli? He wrote himself into a corner and can't get out.
     
  11. The Nightman

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    how the fuck is a press release so severely taxing but a book signing isnt.
     
  12. Re: Song of Fire and Ice ??

    TMB can vote user ths into first place on a contest for free concert tickets can we not flood this fat fucks website with threats to finish this fucking book?
     
  13. matistic

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    Re: Song of Fire and Ice ??

    I'm guessing he had planned to finish the book and announce the release date(probably when the HBO series hits). But of course he can't write when anything else at all is going on in his life so he's not done yet due to getting sick.

    Probably will use this as an excuse until he's "fully recovered" a month from now.
     
  14. Swt

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    So I was googling some of the cast and came across sibel kekilli who is playing Shea. Google her name and tube8 has several of her porns listed. She's won a bunch of awards though so I'm probably ok with this.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. The Nightman

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    posted on btn
     
  16. Swt

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  17. RO

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    what was this?
     
  18. dcon79

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    Valar morghulis
     
  19. Swt

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  20. The Nightman

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    i always figured catelyn would be hotter and more of a redhead
     
  21. Wu

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    she looks like a grandma with one hell of a makeup job
     
  22. Irush

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    would still pound
     
  23. Wu

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    besides catelyn not being that attractive, fucking A+ on the castings

    especially Jaime, EXACTLY like i pictured him (no homo)
     
  24. dcon79

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    What about how she looks in the series now?
     
  25. Irush

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    nononononono
     
  26. The Nightman

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    i mean the girls start popping out kids at like 14/15 typically. 5 kids in you are at like your mid 30s at the most. i dont feel like doing the real math

    i do agree jaime was a great casting, based on looks.
     
  27. Wu

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    i may be wrong, but i thought there was a little section of backstory where Ned had a first wife who died and Catelyn was his second wife?

    i'm prob remembering wrong though
     
  28. Irush

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    nah when Ned went off to help Robert take down the Targaryens he fucked a farm girl who birthed jon


    or so he says


    methinks i know the real story to jon's birth
     
  29. Illinihockey

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    Re: Song of Fire and Ice ??

    About 500 pages through Game of Thrones, no spoilers in this thread please.
     
  30. Wu

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    yeah wasn't talking about the baby momma

    ok just read and Catelyn was engaged to Ned's bro Brandon, i got that confused
     
  31. The Nightman

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    i dont remember that at all. its a possibility. still would make her young.
     
  32. Wu

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    not being a dick, but if it's a thread about a book series, we're going to discuss it

    and usually if it's a real spoiler then we'll black it out
     
  33. The Nightman

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    i could be making this up but wasnt there somesort of story about ned fooling around with one of the daynes.

    the sword of the start or morning star or some shit like that.
     
  34. Wu

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    this makes me want to read the books all over again
     
  35. The Nightman

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    i honestly feel like the biggest douche on the face of the planet because im drunk on a saturday night trying to remember if there was a tidbit about jon snows biological mother.
     
  36. Wu

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    i keep hoping that someday somewhere a Tyrion Lannister one-liner will singlehandedly get me laid
     
  37. The Nightman

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    i once told a girl i wanted to spill my seed in her and she didnt really appreciate it
     
  38. Wu

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    i'm pretty much convinced that snow is going to end up being a targaryen, and your theory is pretty good
     
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  39. Wu

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    but if he's a targaryen, would that make him have a rightful claim to the throne, and not daeynarys' husband but rather her ?cousin?, or maybe since he's not a direct relative to the king, he would be next in line behind dany, but i don't know the exact rules behind inheriting the throne in westeros (epic nerd)
     
  40. Swt

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    there was no rape they loved eachother dammit. Reagar would have been an awesome character by the way. You get a twisted view of the guy from roberts pov
     
  41. The Nightman

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    trying to figure out jons real mom was always complicated to me because he wasnt the first born. he was conceived after ned was married.

    im pretty sure lyana was dead before he married catelyn.
     
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  43. Larry Sura

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    Re: Song of Fire and Ice ??

    has Jon's parents not been discussed before in here?
     
  44. The Blackfish

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    Re: Song of Fire and Ice ??

    100x this

    Also thread title needs to be fixed.
     
  45. tigerpride81

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    Re: Song of Fire and Ice ??

    Just finished Clash of Kings. How can he go the whole book without telling the story from Robs perspective, what the fuck is he doing out there. Will something good ever happen for the good guys, I feel like the whole story has been the Lannisters kicking ass. Maybe Daenerys will join with Robb that would kick ass.
     
  46. Imurhuckleberry

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    Re: Song of Fire and Ice ??

    This. He would have been awesome but like most the other great characters he's been killed off.
    I'm pretty sure that Jon is the son of Lyanna and the Rhaegar that Jon claimed as his own to protect him from the Gregor Cleganes of the world. I also think that there was no kidnapping, that though Lyanna had been pledged to Robert she ran away and married the Dragon Knight. If there is one thing constant about Ned it is how importantly he holds his honor so the idea of him cheating on his new bride and coming home with a bastard seems inconstant. Jon Snow Targaryan will be one of the heads of Danyers's dragon. I'd bet on it.
     
  47. Larry Sura

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    Dany is the only one to bring things back to equal. he and jon should just fuck and take over the world.
     
  48. The Nightman

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    hoo fucking ray a comic.

    maybe you should finish the books before you make a tv show and a comic george.
     
  49. matistic

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    Re: Official "A Song of Ice and Fire" Thread

    About damn time(from his website):

    DRAGON TIME

    No. Sorry. Not done yet.

    I'm close, though. Watch this space. When the book is done, you will read it here.

    Meanwhile... there is news. Big news. The end is in sight, at long long last, and we're close enough so that my editors and publishers at Bantam Spectra have set an actual publication date.

    A DANCE WITH DRAGONS will be in your favorite bookstore on


    TUESDAY, JULY 12, 2011

    Yes, I know. You've all seen publication dates before: dates in 2007, 2008, 2009. None of those were ever hard dates, however. Most of them... well, call it wishful thinking, boundless optimism, cockeyed dreams, honest mistakes, whatever you like.

    This date is different. This date is real.

    Barring tsunamis, general strikes, world wars, or asteroid strikes, you will have the novel in your hands on July 12. I hope you like it.

    (For what it's worth, the book's a monster. Think A STORM OF SWORDS.)

    The dragons are coming. Prepare to dance.

    And hey... thanks for waiting.
    ?George R.R. Martin, March 3, 2011