A Vieira Beautiful Future - Wild Dreams

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  1. IronLung

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    Xhaka loves leaving his feet
     
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  2. Jorts

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    In a word, Joel's final ball is lacking
     
  3. False9

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    I love that Adrian Healey called him "The Jeff" on the broadcast
     
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  4. Gunners

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    Xhaka has insane skill, he's gonna be fun
     
  5. Gunners

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    Damn, I wanted penalties

    Beautiful from Willock
     
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  6. Gunners

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    Screw the Jeff, team Willock all the way
     
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  7. NineteenNine

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    2 minutes? There were like 97 subs this half. That makes no sense.
     
  8. Jorts

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    Please, please, please let me be wrong about Ox... Need a break-out year from him. He looked great tonight
     
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  9. Gunners

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    *Think* Xhaka is really gonna help the wings and Ramsey, they won't have to come back so much and deal with the buildup play.

    Spent way too much time last year fucking around in midfield. Get Alexis going straight at the fullbacks instead of trying to take on 4 guys to get through.
     
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  10. Jorts

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    Excited to see how Ramsey-Xhaka partnership works.
     
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  11. Jorts

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    So, I want this shirt in the worst way
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  12. NineteenNine

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    does he have braces now?
     
  13. Gunners

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    Buy a striker and CB and I'm good for at least a couple hundred worth of gear.

    1 of the things I don't understand about management, commercial revenue would soar if they invest.
     
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  14. Gunners

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    Guessing it will be Koscielny, Cazorla, then Cech but would really like Cech to be captain.

    Played for those cunts for all those years but he's a top class person and leader.
     
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  15. NineteenNine

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    cool pic from Cech's twitter

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  16. Gunners

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    If he was on a better national team, would be right there in popular opinion with Neuer/Buffon/Casillas.

    Hopefully we can block the near post goals this year.
     
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  17. Jork

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    Yes. This. How many times did we see Ozil ordered to go retrieve the ball off the back 4 last year? Typically would start to do it straight after the halftime team talk.

    Arsenal could really be a disaster in the middle of the park for big chunks of games. Optimistic that Xhaka and Elnenny will make a big difference.
     
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  18. El_Pato

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    Definitely, I hate to say but Cech is one of the best in a long time. So much consistency
     
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  19. Ace Boogie

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    Being able to leave that cesspool after so many years of service with top lad status still in tact really says a lot about a man. Having our GK as captain worked out alright last season. Nothing wrong with it, IMO. He is going to be out there for all the big matches and organizes the defense.
     
  20. WillySaliba

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    Really can't place a value on this, Xhaka is a huge signing. Needed since Song departed and just think about how much Coq changed the dynamic of the team coming from the championship. This guy is actually good.

    Also Chambers got burned about 3 minutes into the second half last night and I still think he looks like complete shit. I still have about 25 to go in the match, but Jack wasn't even a little influential. Ox looked great as well. Can't wait to see Will.
     
  21. Jorts

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    Per is amazing
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  22. Wu

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    Evidently wenger doesn't really want Mahrez and fuck my life.
     
  23. Jorts

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    If he buys a striker, I'm perfectly fine with that.
     
  24. Jorts

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    Good Read. Källström on his loan spell with Arsenal


    There's a Swedish tradition to let famous Swedes do radio essays on public radio. Earlier this week, Arsenal Ex-Loanee Kim Källström did one. Here's a few interesting quotes re:Arsenal. Nota bene: I did quick translations, but I didn't check them twice.

    "I look like a boy as I walk across the grass, with the ball under my arm. Well-groomed side-parting, a clean red shirt, white sleeves, and a golden cannon on my breast. I'm a man past thirty years of age, in a boy's dream. It's the semifinal of the English FA cup, against Wigan, with 82,000 people on the stands of Wembley Stadium, among which 50,000 root for us. They are loud and starving fans that hunger for a title. They haven't won anything for nine years, which is an eternity for a club that is considered one of the greatest in the World. They have the most loyal fans, gooners. By strange and unexpected detours, I've ended up at the top club Arsenal, in north London. With straight legs, I bend down and put the ball on the spot. I throw a quick glance at the keeper. I've already decided where to place it. I try not to smile. The moment is here. I'm here - in the middle of the latin motto of the club: Victoria Concordia Crescit. Victory grows through harmony. I can't help myself but smile slightly. I haven't even played half an hour for Arsenal. I debuted against Swansea, for eleven minutes, and now I was substituted on in extra time when it was to be decided. Fifteen minutes of a footballer's life, which changed my story."

    "I got a call from my agent, Roger Ljung [World Cup bronze medalist in '94]. 'Do you want to be loaned out to a club in the Premier League?" "No." "Do you want to be loaned out to Arsenal?" "YES!"

    "It was transfer day and a rumour of a new player had leaked. The training facilities were filled with supporters, journalists and tv was transmitting live. When we arrived at Heathrow, we had to drive to a field and switch cars so that no one would recognise the vehicle. Everyone was nice to me, and I get training clothes and number 29. I was sent to a team physician for the obligatory medical exam. While the physician is going through the tests, I'm sitting in the cafeteria, drinking a cup of washy English coffee. I'm dressed in the club colours, in the civilian outfit of the professional football player, meaning a t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops. Players pass by on the way to today's training. I knew a few of them, as they were French, and we small-talk a bit. The physician fetches me, and I'm driven quickly to a hospital for a X-ray exam. Something's wrong. We return to the training facilities. I'm put in a situation that reminds me of a talent show on tv. I'm standing in front of a jury, in Arsenal clothes, the cd with my X-ray images, and bad posture. In front of me sits the team physician, the sporting director, and the powerful manager Arsene Wenger, who has run the club with an iron fist and a low-key attitude for almost 20 years. The physician starts speaking. He understands that Arsenal is a big thing for me and that my hopes have been lit, but the back problem is too bad, and he's sorry. He lays down the facts. There are three cases of vertebral fractures, and I'm out for atleast 4-6 weeks. I'm shocked - disappointed, but I understood. Against the evidence of the X-ray images, neither boyhood dreams or arguments help. I understand. 'If you're injured, you're injured', I say, but in truth I was angry as hell. There's silence in the room. Wenger hasn't said anything. He hasn't even looked at his colleagues as they inform me of their logical verdicts. He thinks for himself. I wait for him to say something. He sighs, and says 'The transfer windows shuts in a few hours. It's impossible to find a replacement. Either I take you or no one.' Surprised, the others turn to the big boss. No one knows how he'll continue, but they know that his words are law. It's evident that he has not anchored his decision among the rest of the staff. Wenger decides. "You'll stay, heal, and train. I'll take you when you're fit."

    "Now, the next circus starts. I could follow the events in real time, as the media started writing and friends contacted me. In spite of a time difference of four hours, and the Russian football association being closed, the transfer was done. The contract was signed in the last hour. I had left Spartak Moscow when everyone was asleep; I was just gone the next morning. I got a few good luck texts, but other than that, Russia was over for this time."

    "I train like a mad man in England. I'm good at that. One day at the gym, Wenger stops by. When he enters a room, everybody sort of stops, as if they're waiting for a signal. He has that effect on people. I keep peddling on the exercise bike, as I'm trying to beat a certain time. Wenger is watching with his French, slightly casual, yet serious, gaze. We small-talk and we're on the right track. I felt like I was building confidence with the leader, without having kicked a ball yet. After five weeks of hard rehab, and the uncertainty whether my back would be restored, I'm suddenly back on the pitch. It was a long time since the club had won anything, and the British capital is boiling, with the tabloids as directors. We're favourites against Wigan in the semi-finals, but we only manage to achieve a draw at full-time. The clock ticks, without anyone ending it. I'm sitting on the bench without any personal expectation. There's seven minutes left and I'm suddenly substituted for an exhausted Aaron Ramsey. The ref blows the whistle. Now, one of the finalists must be decided by a penalty shootout. A simple and brutal way to end things. Now, understanding of the game, tactics, and physical prowess are meaningless. Now, there is only a confused mess of nerves and chance. Penalty shoot-outs in football crown kings, and always a scapegoat. You must score. All the pressure is on the taker. I hear Wenger shouting in French: "Kim, do you take penalties?" "Yeah, I'd be glad to take one." "Good. You're second." I decide early where to shoot it. When I walk alone to the spot, in a stadium with three times as many spectators as there are inhabitants of my hometown, Sandviken, I must suppress my smile. It's a long way to walk across the pitch. I'm relaxed - perhaps happy. I put the ball on the spot. Now, I just have to back up and find the right distance to the ball, run up, and strike the ball hard and high to the left. Just do what I usually do, what I know, and always have done. I've done it a thousand times before, and there's no nervousness. The keeper goes early, in the opposite direction of where I had decided to put it. When I watch the penalty on Youtube, the feelings return. The calm and the joy, but I'm surprised where the ball ended up. The ball ended up in the lower left corner, opposite of how I remembered it. I had decided to put it high to the left, but I remembered it as I actually put it low to the right. I'm confused, but the ball ended up in the net. We won the final and we're praised by over 200,000 supporters on the streets of London. Although my contribution was small in the 120-year history of the club, it was a highlight for me. The greatest fifteen minutes of my life, and it turns out I don't remember what happened. Where was I in that deciding moment? Trance, shock, delirium, coma, nervous breakdown, call it whatever you want. The only thing I know for sure is that sports and football are incomprehensible. That's why we love it. As long as that penalty continues to end up in the net, my experience is true. I'm sure of it."
     
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  25. False9

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    Would rather have Mahrez & a cheap striker like Ben Yedder than Lacazette & Ox/Theo on the right. That's how much I like Mahrez.
     
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  26. Jork

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    I'm getting to the point of saying buy Mahrez and play Rambo as a False9. Solves his wandering up the pitch from midfield problem, opens a spot in the lineup next to Xhaka for Santi and I think we saw during the Euros that Ramsey has more value further up the pitch. Just a thought. Can't be any more retarded than training Coq at CB because Wenger can't cut a check for a new one.
     
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  27. Gunners

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    Kike says we don't want Mustafi :<
     
  28. Wu

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    Mandzukic seems like the type of player and situation we'd go after.
     
  29. Wu

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    We don't deserve him

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  30. Gunners

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    Guessing we want someone with speed. Who that is, I have no fucking clue.

    Lyon certainly don't seem to wanna sell Lacazette and Wenger has never been on good terms with Lyon.
     
  31. Gunners

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    Soccer.com has some crazy deals on last year's gear.

    Was just going there to buy a couple balls and got sucked into a couple pairs of shorts and a tee.

    They are pretty limited on sizes though, I may have made a mistake on getting shorts way too big. I've made worse drunk purchases before.
     
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  32. SugarShaun

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    They normally have great deals on Arsenal stuff this time of year. Some of those deals are pretty ridiculous. Just let one of my friends know about this so he's about to order as well.

    Wish the City deals were as good
     
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  33. NineteenNine

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    Arsenal Nike stuff NEVER went on sale. Like ever.
     
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  34. SugarShaun

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    Haha he said he added 2 pairs of shorts and the site recommended him this years kit so he went ahead and added an Alexis kit for this year
     
  35. SugarShaun

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    Fuck. Umbro City stuff was better anyway
     
  36. Wu

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    That bandwagon fee is a bitch. ;)
     
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  37. SugarShaun

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    Words hurt
     
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  38. Gunners

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    Guessing Zelly and Willock will play the majority of the game on Sunday night, looking forward to it.

    May watch 2nd half of yesterday again to get my Xhaka boner back.
     
  39. Gunners

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    I'm gonna need a big win and to be very drunk to buy 1 of these

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  40. NineteenNine

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    I really like the away, but I'm a sucker for yellow.
     
  41. Ace Boogie

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    #nipples
     
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  42. Wu

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    That third is just terrible
     
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  43. Wu

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    <3
     
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  44. Wu

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    Telegraph claiming were lodging an improved bid for Lacazette.
     
  45. SugarShaun

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    Good luck.

    I bet you thought there were going to be numbers in this post
     
  46. Jorts

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    I actually like all 3 kits. The best Puma has done this far IMO
     
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  47. ChileanNole

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    I read it was a final offer
     
  48. WillySaliba

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    Just finished the remaining 30 minutes. Xhaka looks fantastic.

    Also Chambers is Theo on defense. He's positionally retarded and if he's relied upon in any way through the middle we're fucked. I'd love to see him loaned out.
     
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  49. NineteenNine

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    I like the 3rd way more than I thought I would. Not sure if that's just cause last years 3rd was the WOAT and anything is an improvement on that though...
     
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  50. Wu

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    Chambers has always been better at DM than CB to me.
     
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