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Assassin's Creed: The Hood

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I dont get the reference, but the gif is p cool

 

died

 

Assassin's Creed is a video game in which your character has the ability to jump from rooftop to rooftop

 

Nah they'd notice the tiger and leave immediately because fuck doing crazy shit with wild giant animals

Also that looks like Kaley Cuoco's face shopped onto someone else

 

Lol at the Ralph Wiggum one

 

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https://twitter.com/WORLDSTAR/status/735305209132384257

 

No idea why, but this got me. I was waiting with such anticipation... Amazing

 

https://m.facebook.com/jegeary/posts/10208592388103422

 

Maybe I'm a dumbass, but I don't get it. What's so great about a water bottle flip?

 

It's such an unnecessary hilarious buildup with 300 Violin Orchestra playing in the background.

 

He's actually really really talented in flipping it. The video above is just making fun of the fact that flipping a water bottle is so ordinary.

 

Damn that is a totally worthless talent but god damn he is good at it

 

to me, after seeing that video of the flips it seems like the talent show crowd was expecting some ridiculous bottle flip and were going to go crazy regardless just because why not

 

Harsh, but fair.

 

well done, pearl

 

they got cats and dogs in there three times each. Feel like they're trying to stack the deck with that message...unless it's in Korea.

edit: 3.5 dogs

 

Thought the same exact thing.

 

That was normal like 5ish years ago, now everyone has like shaved sides and all other kind of shit

 

Those hairlines aint seen a tight line-up in a minute.

 

page 84 really coming through

 

Their haircuts are raggedy af

 

How often do most black guys get a haircut?

I'll go a month at least. I hate sitting in that freaking chair.

 

some go weekly. 2 weeks max for most. it's not like they're getting a full cut, they just get lined up.

plus the barber shop is a social gathering spot. guys will just go there and hang out for a few hours.

 

Merica stellar work ITT

 

I was just saying the same thing to someone today as I sat waiting to get mine cut. it's such a terrible experience.

 

I used to go every 2 weeks, some of my boys would go once a week. Our shit be getting unruly by 3-4 weeks. Know a few who would line it up every Friday before going out.

 

Two weeks full haircut, one week line up. Some niggas get a full cut every week but it gets expensive.

Also, a lot of black folks can line themselves up or at least have someone they live with line them up in the back.

 

Dont ask eddie for any wings, he gets cranky

 

If you find a barber you can trust and with whom you can have decent conversations, it is a very enjoyable experience

 

I have a black friend and as i understand it's once a week.

 

You 3 need to find a new barber. I go to an Asian lady that gives a haircut, wash, hot towel face massage, neck and shoulder massage, straight razor edge job, and then smacks you on the neck with what I call dragon powder. No clue what's in it, but it's quite tingly. All that with a tip runs me $20. I go every 3 weeks.

 

Once a week or every other week is way too often, good lord.