African Americans on Social Media

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  1. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    My old man has a membership to his favorite barbershop so he gets unlimited cuts for a flat rate every year. He gets a trim every week so his hair never changes. Its pretty boss
     
  2. kslim

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    Not if its required smdh
     
  3. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    My hair is longer up top now so I can get away with longer between cuts but I like to go every 2-3 weeks.

    But I love my barber. Wish I could get my hair washed after though, nothing worse than having all those stray hairs on you feeling all dirty and shit
     
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  4. War Grundle

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    Not black either but I go about every 3-4 weeks and I have always liked getting a haircut.
     
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  5. Professor Moriarty

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    My time at FSU and my FAM God Damn U peeps, every Friday afternoon was the same - the barbershops were full and the car wash was the place to be.
     
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  6. Arkie Proud

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    Every six months or so. I hate going to the barber. Sitting in that chair under a blanket like a bitch with a bunch of inane prattle dancing all over the place.

    "Starting to get a little warm outsi-"
    "YEA, IT'S HOT NOW WHICH IS SO DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHER MILLION SUMMERS ARKANSAS HAS EXPERIENCED HAHAHAHA"
     
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  7. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    3-4 weeks, Super Cuts, been going to the same woman for 3yrs: Zena, my plus-sizes Nubian queen.

    No conversation, hot towel, shampoo and scalp massage every time.

    Again, the key is consistency... and meaty hands for that scalp massage.
     
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  8. Nostradumass

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    I've been bald since I was 21. I haven't gotten a hair cut in a decade.

    Just tossing that out there.
     
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  9. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  10. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  11. TLAU

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    this. except for the dragon powder. love getting my haircut but I know a girl that manages a salon by my apt and gets me 50% off so it's only $25 after tip instead of $50. with all the massaging and spa kinda shit they do it takes at least an hour but you come out looking, feeling, and smelling fresh as a motherfucker.
     
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  12. three stacks

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    lmfao
     
  13. dathalfnukkahd

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    I always go home and shower immediately after a haircut. Too much hair all over me.
     
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  14. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    Oh same. I go straight home, no detours. Feel disgusting with hair
     
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  15. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    place i go to washes my hair before and after and they even do a nice lil hot towel for me B-)
     
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  16. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players


    i had a wonderful big titted white trash girl who cut my hair in sarasota. She did an amazing job, gave me a military discount because she didn't realize my id was a dependent one, and i didn't have to talk to her because she would spend the entire haircut telling me about how much she hated her old employer (who was a whore who was banging the guy who owned the bar next door). She also gave out free beer from her kegerator.

    I was disappointed i couldn't get my hair cut with her one last time before i left. She had taken time off because she had gotten herself knocked up by some guy she'd only been dating for a month.
     
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  17. three stacks

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    my barber would hit me with some "FOH with that gay shit" if i asked him to wash my hair :/
     
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  18. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    I would get punched
     
  19. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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  20. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Sounds like she has the makings of a great hair professional.
     
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  21. dathalfnukkahd

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    This is my barber now. My boy put me on to him at the beginning of the year and he's hands down the best barber I've ever had by a mile. He cuts a lot of rappers and pro sports players hair too.

    https://www.instagram.com/vincethebarber/
     
  22. three stacks

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    if your barber doesn't have an IG, there's no way he's ever cutting my hair
     
  23. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    I found my barber on Instagram

    When I first moved here I went to this place in Harlem by my office. My barber was smacked on some Dominican liquor and straight up ruined my shit. Almost got cut by another barber because I refused to pay.

    Then two weeks later they got shut down for selling weed in their back room
     
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  24. Frankie Carbone

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    Once a week haircut checking in. I'm hairy and it grows back fast
     
  25. Shawn Hunter

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    I just cut my own hair
     
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  26. Mitch Cumstein

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    shave my own shit when I feel like it. Usually gets unruly after two weeks.
     
  27. three stacks

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    lmfao everyone look at dwight schrute over here
     
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  28. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    this is farva, right?
     
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  29. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I'm sure you do Craig.
     
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  30. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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  31. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    I actually cut my own hair for a long time. It was easy and it still looked good because I'm good at lining myself up
     
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  32. UncleJesse

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    Just got a cut on my lunch break.
    :feelsgoodman:
     
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  33. EMAW FC

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    losing hair at an incredible place.

    once i buzz it, should i go to a black barbershop?
     
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  34. dathalfnukkahd

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    Yes
     
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  35. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    Buzz cuts at a black barber are the way to do it
     
  36. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    this thread is really starting to fade, the last page and a half has been a real buzz kill. ya'll really need to cut this shit out.

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    #4237 Crepeswithasmile, May 26, 2016
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  37. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    I've enjoyed the haircut talk
     
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  38. Crepeswithasmile

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    take it to the barbershop.:justsayin:
     
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  39. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Could someone please post a "dank" or "fire" meme. Thx
     
  40. Nostradumass

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    My son needs a haircut. He looks like Billy Idol...

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  41. EMAW FC

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    no u
     
  42. EMAW FC

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  43. EMAW FC

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  44. fattus

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    I don't get my hair cut or trim my beard until I look homeless.
     
  45. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    Same. Used to go to a good ol boy before the Somalis took over the strip mall. I just buzz my shit and trim my chest and back all at once. Fucking ol man shit. Getting some white hairs in there now, looking like Jimmy T rocking a sweater vest.
     
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  46. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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  47. lastsonofkrypton

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  48. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    guwop is finally home [​IMG]