AJ > Julio - where Julio finally has a game worth discussing

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  1. The Blackfish

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    Total career is such a contrived timeline
     
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  2. Pelican

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    My cousin used to date Julio and she said he is bad at kissing and doesn't know the difference between to/too and you're/your. He also is notorious for forgetting about Valentine's Day and his favorite band is Sugar Ray.
     
  3. Pelican

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    Julio Jones' favorite TV show is Blossom.
     
  4. Gaknight

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    Jokes on you because Julio is gay
     
  5. Tiffin

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    Does she have a penis?
     
  6. The Blackfish

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    He had no interest in kissing her. He would have rather sucked her dick
     
  7. TC

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    Sure, he might be the most productive receiver in the history of the NFL through this point in his career, but will he go down as more than a game manager?
     
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  8. Joey Freshwater

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    Sugar Ray were pioneers. Fuck you man
     
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  9. Brandon Chicken

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    Whoa
     
  10. Baseballman86

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    So what are you guys going to lean on now that Julio also leads in career receiving yards?
     
  11. Pelican

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    You're confused right now I think, but receptions, touchdowns, and good looks.
     
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  12. Barves2125

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    He ( The Blackfish ) was being sarcastic, baseballman86. Mocking the AJ Green fanboys AKA the people on the wrong side of history.
     
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  13. Tiffin

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    Lmbo AJ needed more catches to get fewer yards.
     
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  14. Baseballman86

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    Julio is way more attractive. Back in the dreads days he was like a young, chocolate toned Predator.
     
  15. Room 15

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    I'm team Julio but no he is fucking not, dude has a head that would scare children
     
  16. dblplay1212

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  17. CraigAnne Conway

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    Done. Good looking out
     
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  18. Jake Barnes

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    More tame than I expected, tbh.
     
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  19. CraigAnne Conway

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    I know that you're a half bred moron, but this is just a ridiculous statement. An Alien is better looking than AJ Green? Come on now...

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  20. Goose

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    AJ's wife is a dime

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  21. Goose

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    If a recruit came through OSU's pipeline that looked like AJ my dick would probably fall off
     
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  22. Tiffin

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    So AJ is locked down while Julio is out here catching all the dick that he can?

    Julio wins again.

    but really nice job AJ :respek:
     
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  23. Jake Barnes

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    Gotta work on that posture, AJ.

    Good-looking lady though.
     
  24. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'd imagine Julio is pretty lonely. When you're that ugly and your whole dating base doesn't care about sports, how would you catch dicks?
     
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  25. Tiffin

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    Cleatchasers know no gender.
     
  26. Baseballman86

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    You guys don't think predator is an ideal male specimen?
     
  27. Krieger

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    I can't tell if baseballman makes me more uncomfortable when he's being too serious or trying to be funny
     
  28. Pelican

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    Julio Jones doesn't even match with the spam accounts on Tinder.
     
  29. Jake Barnes

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    His Grindr game is top-notch though.
     
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  30. CraigAnne Conway

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    Looking at that pic of Julio, it makes sense that his mom is Leslie Jones.

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  31. Gaknight

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    #1432 Gaknight, Oct 7, 2016
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  32. Barves2125

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    With such great talent and power comes great responsibility. Luckily Julio is a high-character guy who can handle such stresses. The only receiver in the NFL with that mental fortitude.
     
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  34. Gaknight

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    Gayest page? Another win for Julio
     
  35. bcuga

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    4 out of 5 nfl personnel interviewed like Green

    ASK THE LEAGUE: Would you take A.J. Green or Julio Jones?


    It's kind of ironic that Julio Jones (12 catches for 300 yards and a touchdown) and A.J. Green (10 catches for 173 yards and a touchdown) both enjoyed banner days in Week 4. Their careers have been joined at the hip since they burst on the scene as five-star recruits in 2008. The duo battled for top billing in the recruiting rankings, in the SEC and then in the 2011 NFL Draft. Since entering the league as top-10 picks, they've both emerged as perennial Pro Bowlers, the kind of prototypical WR1s that every team covets in a pass-happy league. Considering their synonymous careers and how they both continue to dominate the game from the perimeter, I thought I would reach out to some league folks and see which big-bodied playmaker they'd rather have. Here's the question I asked, followed by their responses:

    If you needed a WR1 to build your offense around, which one would you want: Julio Jones or A.J. Green?






    AFC pro personnel director: "Can I have both of them? Both are big, fast and have good ball skills. They are versatile and capable of aligning in the slot to create mismatches. In addition, they both are excellent at the line of scrimmage and can defeat press coverage with ease. Julio has better strength and Green is more fluid. Both can win the 50-50 balls and both have the ability to turn a 6-yard slant into a touchdown. I think Green has been more durable, so I will go with him."

    NFC scout: "Green. He is a looser athlete with a better all-around game."

    NFC senior personnel executive: "Jones. He is bigger and more physical. Plus, Green is a bit of a disappearing act at times. I've seen too many defensive backs take the ball from him in critical moments."

    Former AFC general manager: "Green. Easy answer. Durability equals availability. Jones is always battling through some kind of injury. He's like a Lamborghini -- he costs more and is more powerful, but he needs that high-end maintenance."

    AFC senior personnel executive: "Green. I like his hands and route-running skills. Jones is more explosive, but Green is the more polished player."

    MY TAKE

    This is one of the toughest personnel debates I've encountered. Both are ideal WR1s with the size, speed and athleticism to absolutely dominate the game. Each guy is capable of lining up at "X" (split end), "Z" (flanker) or "E" (slot receiver) in any scheme or system. In addition, Jones and Green are capable of thriving on catch-and-run plays that allow them to make the magic happen when they get the ball on the move underneath coverage. Not to mention, each is a legitimate big-play threat and red-zone weapon as the focal point of his offense.

    From a statistical standpoint, the career numbers are remarkably close:






    Green (80 games): 447 receptions for 6,639 yards (14.9 ypc) and 47 touchdowns.

    Jones (69 games): 436 receptions for 6,689 yards (15.3 ypc) and 37 touchdowns.

    The Bengals star has the edge in big plays (Green has 34 receptions of 40-plus yards, compared to Jones' 27), while the Falcons playmaker boasts a higher yards-per-game average (96.9 to 83.0).

    Thus, the debate really comes down to style preference.
     
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  36. Room 15

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    Probably All on the Browns staff
     
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  37. CraigAnne Conway

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    This shouldn't surprise anyone really. Even the Julia fans know deep down that they'd rather have AJ too.
     
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  38. Tiffin

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    I agree, I'd much rather McCarron be throwing the ball to Julio
     
  39. Pelican

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    Nice effort out there today, Julio.
     
  40. Room 15

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    It just occurred to me that this thread is going to continue for 10 more years and/or the final DDOS attack. Not sure how I feel about that.
     
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  41. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    He also had a gutsy drop.
     
  42. Baseballman86

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    as well as a gutsy W.
     
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  43. Jake Barnes

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    Julio embarrassing Sherman.
     
  44. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  45. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Fyp
     
  46. Krieger

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    i think that announcer calling that a drop is a little bit of an exaggeration