Any swingers on TMB?

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  1. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    Wife and I are thinking about getting into the swinging lifestyle. Anyone had any experience with it?

    This is a real question, not a look at me thread.
     
    #1 Dan Patrick, May 20, 2011
  2. kslim

    kslim Guest

    tags are bullshit. and no, let me know how it goes though
     
    #2 kslim, May 20, 2011
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  3. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Sounds like a bad idea.
     
    #3 Redav, May 20, 2011
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  4. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    lolwat
     
    #4 Arkadin, May 20, 2011
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  5. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    :skepticalhippo:

    there were a few in the anonymous confessional thread
     
    #5 Mix, May 20, 2011
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  6. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    :popcorn:
     
    #6 dblplay1212, May 20, 2011
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  7. tandin

    tandin Guest

    wait, what?
     
    #7 tandin, May 20, 2011
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  8. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Doubtful
     
    #8 Jimmy the Saint, May 20, 2011
  9. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I believe you
     
    #9 Fancy, May 20, 2011
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  10. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    Pics of wife.


    If she's thinking about letting random dudes fuck her she should have no problem with random dudes seeing her naked.
     
    #10 Nole96SC, May 20, 2011
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  11. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    Very wise
     
    #11 dcon79, May 20, 2011
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  12. Red Rover

    Red Rover Neck water faucet, mockingbirds mocking
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    Horrible idea. Won't ever look at your wife the same, she'll always be thinking about another dick while your plowing, lose trust in each other, etc., etc. Just an all around bad idea.
















    I'll be interested in seeing how it goes though :awesomeface:
     
    #12 Red Rover, May 20, 2011
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  13. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Lionel Hutz Esq. Works on contingency? No, Money down!
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    all it take is one bbc and bye bye soulmate
     
    #13 Lionel Hutz Esq., May 20, 2011
  14. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    We are thinking more along the lines of a couple swap, not just random dudes taking turns.
     
    #14 Dan Patrick, May 20, 2011
  15. hamsterdam

    hamsterdam I wish I knew how to quit you.
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    broke rule 1 by posting this thread, and failing to post pics of wife
     
    #15 hamsterdam, May 20, 2011
  16. F-18 Driver

    F-18 Driver New Member


    Where is this thread?
     
    #16 F-18 Driver, May 20, 2011
  17. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    bama fan
     
    #17 BayouMafia, May 20, 2011
  18. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    Kinda my feeling as well.
     
    #18 Dan Patrick, May 20, 2011
  19. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    go back to the RB and ask for mrgregory or mrmarcus or whatever the fuck that dude's name was who talked about it, i think he was an Oklahoma fan
     
    #19 afb, May 20, 2011
  20. FrankReynolds

    FrankReynolds Go Blue
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    first page.
     
    #20 FrankReynolds, May 20, 2011
  21. skrouse

    skrouse Well-Known Member
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    :facepalm:
     
    #21 skrouse, May 20, 2011
  22. kslim

    kslim Guest

    does it really fucking matter who fucks your wife if it isnt you?

    is she fixed?

    would you father the kid if she gets prego?

    are you fucking stupid?

    basically if your wife is entertaining this, well a. she's a whore and b. she doesnt love you
     
    #22 kslim, May 20, 2011
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  23. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Pics of wife or you are full of shit.
     
    #23 Blu Tang Clan, May 20, 2011
  24. Ace Boogie

    Ace Boogie Top Lad
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    Then why the fuck are you considering it?
     
    #24 Ace Boogie, May 20, 2011
  25. tandin

    tandin Guest

    96 MPH
     
    #25 tandin, May 20, 2011
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  26. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    Wait, is this her idea?

    If so, it's already over bro
     
    #26 dcon79, May 20, 2011
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  27. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    I would guess not, good point

    yes

    she cant

    no

    shes not a whore, only had sex with me and she does
     
    #27 Dan Patrick, May 20, 2011
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  28. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Lol his wife wants to fuck other dudes
     
    #28 Arkadin, May 20, 2011
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  29. buckwild

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    I'll fuck her.
     
    #29 buckwild, May 20, 2011
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  30. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    i know some couples who are in the lifestyle. it requires a complete lack of jealousy and ability to separate sex from love. its def possible to make work but you need a lot of communication between you and the wife
     
    #30 Mix, May 20, 2011
  31. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    If she's only fucked him like he said I can't blame her. She needs to compare and contrast before it's too late and she loses all attractiveness.
     
    #31 Blu Tang Clan, May 20, 2011
  32. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    It would be fun to have sex with other women?
     
    #32 Dan Patrick, May 20, 2011
  33. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    if she loves you she wouldnt be thinking, "I want Jerry from three cubicles down to fucking bang the shit out of me. Hmmmm how can I get Basada to go along with it? Oh, I know. I'll get Sue, my boss' assistant to blow him while I get railed. CANT WAIT"
     
    #33 afb, May 20, 2011
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  34. kslim

    kslim Guest

    ok well sack the fuck up and tell her this is a terrible fucking idea
     
    #34 kslim, May 20, 2011
  35. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I would think it would ruin your marriage.
     
    #35 Redav, May 20, 2011
  36. Menelaus

    Menelaus The Red-Haired King
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    You should just cheat on her.
     
    #36 Menelaus, May 20, 2011
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  37. kslim

    kslim Guest

    why the fuck did you get married then?
     
    #37 kslim, May 20, 2011
  38. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    agree 100%, the fact that she trusts me to tell me she is interested is a good first step. She could get another dick on the side if thats all she wanted
     
    #38 Dan Patrick, May 20, 2011
  39. Biggunz

    Biggunz Well-Known Member
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    Good luck in the divorce, man.
     
    #39 Biggunz, May 20, 2011
  40. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    #40 dcon79, May 20, 2011
  41. Jungle Fighter

    Jungle Fighter New Member

    What chanman said
     
    #41 Jungle Fighter, May 20, 2011
  42. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Definitely end badly this will.
     
    #42 Blu Tang Clan, May 20, 2011
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  43. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    How long have you been married? I'm guessing at a certain point you're sick of fucking the same chick and you're not that into her anymore anyway. If it's at that point then yeah definitely go for it. You get to bang some randos and not have to worry about all the bs that goes along with divorce.
     
    #43 TC, May 20, 2011
  44. BIGpuddin

    BIGpuddin Active Member

    I associate swingers with the fat old people that retire to nudist colonies.




    prove me wrong op....
     
    #44 BIGpuddin, May 20, 2011
  45. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    If she is telling you she wants other guys fucking her then your marriage is basically over.
     
    #45 tradercane, May 20, 2011
  46. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Do you think people stop wanting to fuck other people when they get married?
     
    #46 Redav, May 20, 2011
  47. Red Rover

    Red Rover Neck water faucet, mockingbirds mocking
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    hahahahaha. no way your marriage will last.

    prayers sent
     
    #47 Red Rover, May 20, 2011
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  48. oknole

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    Good thing about kslimb is he can dial that heater up too, and seems to get stronger in the late innings. Mixes in a nice change, and decent slider. Given time this guy could be a legitimate #1 starter and perennial all-star.
     
    #48 oknole, May 20, 2011
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  49. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    Very risky. Couples might not be the way to go unless he can find a couple where the wife is hot and the man is 3 bills with a 4 incher.
     
    #49 Nole96SC, May 20, 2011
  50. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug
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    Sometimes I look at an OP and just wonder "how did they honestly think this would play out"
     
    #50 jwpearl, May 20, 2011
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