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  1. Prospector

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  2. Nostradumass

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    Ahh the old "fuck Kentucky" classic.
     
  3. THF

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    Is this a big deal?

    Never heard much about this event.
     
  4. Gallant Knight

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    Sounds like a good excuse to go to Vegas
     
  5. bertwing

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  6. infected donkey

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    Welp looks like I may be going to Vegas next November. Going to Houston to see the baseball team at the end of february.
     
  7. THF

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    I will find an excuse to go.
     
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  8. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’ll be at the baseball games in Houston.
     
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  9. bturns

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    Let me know... I’ll find one too!
     
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  10. infected donkey

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    Up to 26 confirmed cases of mumps! 400 out of the 27,559 students were "undervaccinated". So literally 1.5% of the student populations parents are guaranteed idiots and are likely the cause for this shit.
     
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  11. Gallant Knight

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    Is there an Arkansas media member worse than the Luke Matheson dude? He is such a loser
     
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  12. bturns

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    bertwing
     
  13. bturns

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    And i still think Otis is the worst.

    How we let this guy around our recruits is beyond me...

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  14. Andy Reocho

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    Ummm, Otis Kirk is part of Arkansas media
     
  15. bertwing

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    No, Luke is the worst. Followed closely by Otis. Luke still dresses up and does taekwondo at like 40 years old with a bunch of little kids.
     
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  16. Truman

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    This is an unfortunate looking human
     
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  17. bturns

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    you should hear him talk...
     
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  18. bertwing

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  19. Truman

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    oh wow lol
     
  20. Gambler

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    His comb over game is weak.
     
  21. Hogview

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    Reminds me of the landlords dance in the big lebowski
     
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    According to Ottis is gonna be Lunney
     
  23. bhrangerfan0809

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  24. THF

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    At least he isn’t wearing a Lakers Jersey.
     
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  25. Hoss Bonaventure

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  26. bturns

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    Don't worry, they put him on the local news too...

     
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  27. hogfan

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    Sounds like he has a mouthful of fucking marbles
     
  28. THF

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    Hence the reason they nicknamed him "Grit".

    Apparently he still gets pretty pissed off when people call him that.
     
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  29. blind dog

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    I wonder if he still has his pet raccoon
     
  30. bertwing

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    Talked to him at an Arkansas elite camp a few years ago that I took my nephew to, and I honestly thought he was recovering from a stroke or something. Couldn’t understand wtf he was saying and just stutters/stammers
     
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  31. hogfan

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  32. infected donkey

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    Doesn't Pittman still have a house in NWA or is it over in Grove?
     
  33. bertwing

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    I think he has one on Beaver Lake and also one he’s working on in Hot Springs
     
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  34. Nostradumass

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    Every non WR on the team is jazzed about this.

    I suppose QBs are theoretically on the fence but since we simultaneously have fifty QBs and zero of them I dont know what to make of their reactions.

    A good OC not rhyming with Shim Shmaney needs to be hired.
     
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  35. Nostradumass

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    Pittman wants to run a spread offense and doesn't want Chaney as his OC.

    Thank goodness.
     
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  36. blind dog

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    So Fayetteville bros were any of you near the square last night when the cop was executed?
     
  37. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Jay Johnson is all yours. We insist.
     
  38. bertwing

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    He’s actually a very strong candidate, as I’m sure you probably already know :/
     
  39. Prospector

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    lol stolen from Reddit
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    The life cycle of this coaching search
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    • Man, so glad we fired Chad Morris. Now we can go about getting a real football coach, and we should be one of the better openings this coaching cycle, not to mention we have a three week head start. Everything is coming together!

    • Hmm, the list of potential candidates is looking pretty good. Hoping for Campbell but I’d settle for Leach. Kiffin would be super underwhelming.

    • Oh-ho-ho! Looks like Jerrah’s gonna back up the Brinks truck! Wonder who we’re gonna make a run at? Rhule would be a GRAND SLAM.

    • Well, not surprised Campbell said no, but we have solid fallback plans. Lot of smoke around Kiffin, who I guess I’d be okay with.

    • Ohh, HY trolling the fanbase with a stealth bomber tweet! We’re in good hands. He wouldn’t be joking around like that if he wasn’t comfortable with how the search is going.

    • Thinking about it some more, Kiffin would be a pretty decent hire. Has the SEC pedigree and could immediately recruit and right the ship with a talent influx.

    • GET ON BOARD THE LANE TRAIN OR STAY THE FUCK AT HOME.

    • Man I have blue balls waiting for this Kiffin announcement. Any day now it’s gonna officially break...

    • Weird that we aren’t seeing more leaks on Kiffin yet.

    • OM is making a run at him? He’s already committed to us.

    • Why the fuck are local media talking about BLJ and Drink as targets right now? We legitimately have the most gullible talking heads in the country.

    • National media don’t know shit. OM isn’t a better job and Kiffin is just trolling them acting like he’s gonna choose them before flipping back to us to set their search back longer.

    • Ok, even though Dan Wolken, Barrett Salee, and a ton of others are saying Kiffin is going to OM, we still have Jackson Fucking Fryburger saying he’s coming here. Dude with a name like that wouldn’t lie. • RIP Jackson Fryburger.

    • LK was just a huge smokescreen. HY has been playing interdimensional 76D chess and is going to shock the nation with a better hire. Also Kiffin sucks and we didn’t want him anyway.

    • Wait, Barry fucking Lunney is actually being considered? Are you serious?

    • Gotta be one of the coaches in a conference championship game, or else we would’ve already announced.

    • [A random Razorbacker comments every hour or so about how Kiffin to OM is official even though it was a foregone conclusion like two days before]

    • All the conference championship games are over. The new coach should be announced any minute!

    • ...

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    • Annnnnnny minute now...

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    • OH SHIT WE LANDED HARSIN

    • Nvm

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    • Haha man Drinkwitz is such a risky hire if we’re considering him. He has high upside though.

    • If we don’t hire Drinkwitz I’m going to kill myself.

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    • Butch fucking Davis???

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    • Look, I’m not saying BLJ would be the next Dabo, but why can’t he be?

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    • Please just end this.

    • What the fuck? Pittman? We hired an offensive line coach? i don’t even know how to feel about this.

    • RIDE OR DIE IN THE SAMBORGHINI MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
     
  40. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Would prefer not having to change OCs so soon but only averaging 20 points in the PAC 12 with the talent he had was questionable as fuck.

    :idk:
     
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  41. infected donkey

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    Incentive based contract,
     
  42. blind dog

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    lmao at 250k bonus for 6 wins
     
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  43. Gallant Knight

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    don't mind this. mizzou is paying their coach $4m a year before incentives.

    i am on board with this hire.
     
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  44. Andy Reocho

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    Yea but how big is the coaching/support staff pool, that’s where it matters for a hire like Pittman :twocents:
     
  45. Nostradumass

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    Geez louise, the guy gets almost a million dollar bonus for reaching Bert's ceiling.
    He gets a 250k bonus just for hitting Bobby's floor.

    Not complaining, just noting.

    This is a very well-structured contract. HY did good there.
     
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  46. Nostradumass

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    7mm
     
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  47. blind dog

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    Oh I'm good with it. Doesn't it make it not funny how far we've fallen that that's a bonus
     
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  48. infected donkey

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    7 mil.
     
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  49. Gallant Knight

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    yep going from hiring petrino from the falcons and bert coming off multiple rose bowls to 15-22 chad and now an OL coach is a pretty spectacular fall in a 15 year time span.
     
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  50. Andy Reocho

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    that’ll do.
     
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