Thick Bitches (NSFW)

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  1. Frank Martin

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    You could cut her in half and she'd still be too fat.
     
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  2. Frank Martin

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    :laugh: you still bitter you tried to call me out that time and it turned into an epic failure on your part?
     
  3. CraigAnne Conway

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    How many girlfriends have you had, watson?
     
  4. DUCKMOUTH

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    Deflect and change subject. Pathetic
     
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  5. Jax Teller

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    Anyone that beats off in public with dip spit has serious issues and probably takes dick in his ass.
     
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  6. DUCKMOUTH

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    Maybe, but at least I'm not a pederass who likes chicks that look like 12 year old girls.

    Best of luck with that
     
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  7. Jax Teller

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    There is a world of difference between her and the OP. This chick is fine, OP is fat.
     
  8. Jax Teller

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    Nothing I ever do in life will be as sick or disgusting as what you did.
     
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  9. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'm having a difficult time distinguishing the truths and fallacies happening right now.
     
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  10. Jax Teller

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    You also have me confused with six seconds. He's the Bama poster that likes girls that look like little boys.
     
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  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    I didn't do it on purpose if that helps. Context
     
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  12. Jax Teller

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    True but you said I like girls that look like boys. Low blows all around man.
     
  13. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'd like to hear this dip spit jacking off story... can someone point me to that thread?
     
  14. Celemo

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    pretty sure it got lost in the crash
     
  15. DUCKMOUTH

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    Big party and I'm fucked up and its late night. Buddy says you wont whip your dick out and start stroking it in front of those 3 chicks on the sofa. Challenge accepted.

    Pull it out in joking manor, chicks laughing so I start stroking just fucki g around. Buddy grabs a Coke can and says let me lube it for you ladies. Starts to pour on my dick and it happens to be some old spit can. I roll with it for another 20 seconds or so.

    It's not like I finished, so it really doesnt count
     
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  16. CraigAnne Conway

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    I love the concept of pulling your dick out in the middle of a party "in a joking manner" :roll:


    Did you get laid that night?
     
  17. DUCKMOUTH

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    Negative. I've ran off a lot more than I ever got.
     
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  18. Frank Martin

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    How many have you had?
     
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  19. DUCKMOUTH

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    Deflect and redirect. Classic Watson
     
  20. CraigAnne Conway

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    Nah, we're not going to do the whole "answer questions with questions" thing.

    How many have you had?
     
  21. DUCKMOUTH

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    Well apologies as I was speaking in more generalities. These ultra skinny models that look 12 is sickening and weird shit is all I was saying
     
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  22. Frank Martin

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    My thin body doesn't allow me to absorb it.
     
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  23. Frank Martin

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    Nah, we're not going to do the whole "answer questions with questions' thing.

    I asked you a question.
     
  24. DUCKMOUTH

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    It's not a party until someone pulls thier dick out
     
  25. CraigAnne Conway

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    So watson has never had a girlfriend. Is anyone shocked?

    TheChatch did you know this?
     
  26. ~ taylor ~

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    In a battle of wits between Farva and watson, I'm going to grit my teeth and take the Ohian.
     
  27. TheChatch

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    Watson was on my Gubbs list, so I must have missed it. Cliffs?
     
  28. Frank Martin

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    Sorry it took me so long to respond. I was busy having sex.
     
  29. CraigAnne Conway

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    He has basically had a problem with every girl posted ITT, they're all too fat. Dip Spit Jack Offer Duckmouth brought up a good point that every girl is too fat or too skinny for watson, and that he may be his defense mechanism for having never found a girl to have sex with him. So I straight up asked him. "How many girlfriends have you had?" to which he responded by asking me the same question. Rejecting his "answer questions with questions" routine, I asked him again, and he just repeated what I said word for word. So I came to the conclusion that he has never had a girlfriend, and he has yet to refute it.
     
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  30. HotMic

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    [​IMG]
     
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  31. HotMic

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    This girl is the real deal, just outstanding.

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  32. ~ taylor ~

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    That's the fun bridesmaid.
     
  33. rainey

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    Photoshopped so hard.
     
  34. TDCD

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    My computer must be broken because pics are not showing up on this page
     
  35. rainey

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    You have to open the pictures in photoshop.
     
  36. HotMic

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    What isn't? I mean, I get that it is...but that doesn't change the fact that this chick is bad.
     
  37. BiMaleStripper

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    This is considered a model in 2016: [​IMG]
     
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  38. CraigAnne Conway

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    Stop, Ross
     
  39. Gambler

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    2017 can't get here quick enough.
     
  40. rainey

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    Difference between adding 10-15 pounds on a model and adding 30-40 on her.
     
  41. ~ taylor ~

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    Don't pay Ross attention.
     
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  42. DuckD

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    Back fat is soooooo sexy
     
  43. DuckD

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    This gif is disturbing. It legit looks like she just murdered her own fetus
     
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  44. TDCD

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  45. TDCD

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    GOAT pornstar

    nsfw
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  46. CraigAnne Conway

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    Who is this?
     
  47. CraigAnne Conway

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    Big fan of Ava Rose when it comes to thick pornstars

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  48. TDCD

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  49. TDCD

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    nice thighs girl
     
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  50. CraigAnne Conway

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    Also Noelle Easton (Thanks marcus )

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