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  1. Artoo

    Artoo Too busy polishing my monocle at the caviar store

    Thread ban for mark for spamming the fuck out of the thread.

    yea?

    nay?
  2. FatKilmer

    FatKilmer *MUSHED*

    Mark's phone:

    [​IMG]
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  3. Football Mike

    Football Mike Please change my name back to Aaron Hernandez

    god damn. what fuck is up with your phone?
  4. Guns

    Guns fffff

    what the fuck is up with God predestining that?
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  5. h.e.pennypacker

    h.e.pennypacker Industrialist Philanthropist Bicyclist

    Hopefully we get another 100 pages of Mark's unremitting thoughts on empiricism, with short bursts of clarification on the absurd, specific rules within his religion.
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  6. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy

  7. Taques

    Taques RED RAGIN' Staff Member

  8. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.

    His triple posting made as much sense to me as his long arguments based off unicorns and fairies *

    unicorns and fairies = Calvinist Christianity.
  9. Tiny Tom

    Tiny Tom A simulacrum of knowledge

    this gif made me think of this thread, you can extrapolate on your own:
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  10. markb1127

    markb1127 New Member

    Can get a free book on my Kindle today. Gonna read an atheist viewpoint. Should I go with The God Delusion or what? Can't get The Moral Landscape or God is Not Great. Not in the kindle lending library. They have a portable atheist book that Hitchens put together. Any other older recommendations. Seems most of the free ones are the older ones. I know I can get the God Delusion free. Should I just do that?
  11. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug

    How do you get to the free lending library? I got the email that I'm eligible, but I just bought my Kindle and I can't figure it out
  12. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.

    The God Delusion is a good start
  13. Football Mike

    Football Mike Please change my name back to Aaron Hernandez

    i like the god delusion
  14. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy

    Neil Boorts ripped some creationist apart who called in to try and argue with him. The guys only argument was "How do you know the Big Bang happened? You're trusting what the scientists say?"

    :yaoface:
  15. Taques

    Taques RED RAGIN' Staff Member

    A liberal ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx

    "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known!"

    At this moment, a brave Navy SEAL who had served 15 tours of duty stood up and held up a rock.

    "How old is this rock?"

    The professor smirked arrogantly and replied "4.6 billion years. Idiot"

    "Wrong. It's 5,000 years old. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

    The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk. He stormed out of the room.

    The students applauded and all registered Republican that day. An eagle named "small government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk.

    The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day.

    Semper Fi.

    god wins again suck it nerds
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  16. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy

  17. NinjaRXA

    NinjaRXA Gunter, who told you you could fly?

    That rock's name? Albert Einstein.
  18. markb1127

    markb1127 New Member

    where do y'all find these things? sincerely hope none of them are things people post as real stories.
  19. Guns

    Guns fffff

  20. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug

  21. FatKilmer

    FatKilmer *MUSHED*

    I've seen that many times, but I still giggle like a schoolgirl every time I read "smirked quite Jewishly".
  22. IV

    IV New Member

  23. Guns

    Guns fffff

  24. Noles4life

    Noles4life Sofa King We Todd Ed

    Maybe someone can help me out here. I remember someone posted a video clip of Futurama where Professor Farnsworth argues with a creationist about evolution, specifically the missing link. I feel like I run into this argument a lot and want to reference this video of creationists using infinite regression in their arguments about transitional fossils, but I can never find the full clip that was posted on here anywhere. Really don't want to have to search page by page through 216 pages of this thread if I don't have to. TIA
  25. NinjaRXA

    NinjaRXA Gunter, who told you you could fly?

  26. Noles4life

    Noles4life Sofa King We Todd Ed

    Thanks Ninja!
  27. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug

    In the Bible, the term "antichrist" refers to Christians who believed that Jesus was entirely God, and that his human form was a mirage. It has nothing to do with non-believers.

    :themoreyouknow::themoreyouknow::themoreyouknow:
  28. FatKilmer

    FatKilmer *MUSHED*

  29. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug

    In John he hung around for at least a week or more after comin' on back, which is kinda weird
  30. Tiny Tom

    Tiny Tom A simulacrum of knowledge

    says heaven is pretty boring if jesus wanted to get away for a week
  31. ths

    ths so far gone Staff Member

  32. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights

  33. markb1127

    markb1127 New Member

    40 days I think.
  34. markb1127

    markb1127 New Member

  35. IV

    IV New Member

  36. IV

    IV New Member

    Hey mark (or anyone else) does it say in the bible that you have to be married to be a priest?
  37. NinjaRXA

    NinjaRXA Gunter, who told you you could fly?

  38. gatorfromiowa

    gatorfromiowa only UF commits have committable offers

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  39. NinjaRXA

    NinjaRXA Gunter, who told you you could fly?

    these are slaying me

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  40. OZ

    OZ Training to be tiging. SEC SEC

    Been busy with a new job and haven't had much chance to post in here.

    Pulled up to grab food at a fast food place the other day. Thought I saw money on the ground. Got all happy to only find out that it was a piece of paper that looked like a 100 dollar bill with Jesus on it and some stupid ass message. I was enraged, so I kept the bill paper and I am currently thinking of ways to use it.

    Want to redrop the bill and write on it, "thought this was money too? Kind of like the bible it is a giant allusion of shit."

    Show Spoiler
    that sucks but come up with something good thread and I will write it on the paper and drop it in front of a church
  41. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy

    My boss is Catholic so I get tomorrow off. Getting days off are really the only benefit of religion
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  42. FatKilmer

    FatKilmer *MUSHED*

    Except it's the reason keeping me from enjoying Chick-fil-A 7 days a week.
  43. Guns

    Guns fffff

    just go to church and put it in the donation urn they pass around.
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  44. Fat Bitch

    Fat Bitch CheeseSteak,MozzSticks,ChickenFingers,FrenchFries

    As the only non-Catholic on my team at work, i sacrificed myself and am covering for everyone so they can take the day off. Does this sacrifice make me worthy of worship?

    Check all that apply:

    [ ] Yes, all hail the Fat Bitch!
    [ ] No, kill the false prophet!
    [ ] Maybe, im just going to wait to see if other people worship him first
  45. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy

    There's a 3-day pun to be made I'm just not skilled enough to make a good one
  46. FactsRule

    FactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts

    I don't know what your job is, but you should just do it really shitty today and go home early.
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  47. Fat Bitch

    Fat Bitch CheeseSteak,MozzSticks,ChickenFingers,FrenchFries

    I work in investments, and the stock market is closed so my job is kinda limited today. But its actually not so bad, since the office is empty today i got my feet kicked up and my music going. Will probably leave around 3 today instead of 5. Thank god this Jesus guy died, i needed an easy day at work.
  48. FactsRule

    FactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts

    Honestly, today is the day God died. Atheists should be the ones getting the day off.
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  49. VoodooChild5

    VoodooChild5 Fan of: Notre Dame

    I'm sure this has been posted before, but I just saw it and I'm sure others would be interested in it. It's a little long, but definitely worth watching. Lawrence Krauss (award winning theoretical physicist) talks about the universe:



    I heard about this talk through a year-old podcast interview with Krauss. In case anyone is interested, here's a website for the podcast. They have a bunch of other great interviews, too.

    http://www.smartpeoplepodcast.com/
  50. Dash Rendar

    Dash Rendar Wampa Stompa

    Sam the Squirrel died for my sins

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