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  1. steamengine

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    I got set up one time with a really cute, kinda tomboyish girl who always tweeted at these guys and it weirded me out.
     
  2. Jax Teller

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    Impossible for him.
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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    Did it make u jealous?
     
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  4. Bruce Wayne

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    I think it weirded him out
     
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  5. Jack Parkman

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    Posted by Gronk

    #SAFTB


    Wonder if pres has forgiven him for the super bowl stiff
     
  6. teel

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  7. HOOSINSC

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  8. steamengine

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    Just wasn't used to this sort of #millenial behavior
     
  9. newengland

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    I'm really curious about how much money they make off the the t-shirts. From a marketing perspective, it is pretty incredible how quickly that saying became popular for them and how it started off as a single tweet.
     
  10. kslim

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    fucking rovell just challenged big cat to a 5k, after the basketball challenge i don't see how this ends well for our boy darren
     
  11. Tobias

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    big cat is wildly out of shape tho
     
  12. kslim

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    do i need to remind you of rovells athletic ability? its going to be a disaster but one that katz will win easily
     
  13. *DIESEL*

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    Plus a 5k doesn't require any of the hand-eye coordination that Rovell completely lacks. Pretty smart move on Rovell's part, imo. Probably the only athletic challenge he stands a chance at.

    Still waiting on the big cat-pharma bro free throw shoot out. Want to see that little fuck get smacked.
     
  14. Tobias

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    athletic ability has nothing to do with endurance for a race

    he just said this morning how he got tired from standing for 30 minutes yesterday. bad boy d will smoke him
     
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  15. thegenerel

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    Rovell will take a commanding lead only for his dormant polio to resurface at the 4.9k mark. if his gigantic head doesnt get in the way, he might be able to drag himself the final 100m and win.
     
  16. wes tegg

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    I think Big Cat will kill himself before he'll let Rovell win. Remember like two years ago when he lost 30 lbs in a month to beat Feitleberg?
     
  17. kslim

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  18. Kirk Fogg

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  19. Tricky Gator

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    Was out at dinner last night and walked past this

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Jack Parkman

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    I enjoyed the Nate/smitty feud

    Talk about a cripple fight
     
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  21. Quick

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    Nate is in no way funny to me but the creepy bastard is good for content. Would love for smitty to beat the shit out of him.
     
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  22. Cousin Eddie

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    I enjoyed the video of Smitty and that boxing guy fighting in a parking lot.
     
  23. Flagpole

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  24. kslim

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    smitty nate and clem are all so weird its cringe worthy. i like kmarko taking a bigger role, always thought him and caleb were underrated
     
  25. Quick

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    I don't think Smitty and Clem are weird. I don't find them too funny but their not weird. Unlike Caleb who purposely tries to be weird like when he interviewed TO.
     
  26. kslim

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    what?? i don't think you get caleb then, he is actually very smart in the way he does things
     
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  27. Tobias

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    caleb sucks
     
  28. kslim

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    what was his story at UNC? heard he was good but never really played...too lazy to look up
     
  29. teel

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    Nate is a fucking weirdo which is good for content. Smitty really brings nothing to the table but he hits all my shore spots so I guess he's cool with me. Caleb is an acquired taste, he does some really interesting stuff like his latest podcast with the Chainsmokers manager.
     
  30. Tobias

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    he wasn't good. he was a walk-on who topped out at second string for one bowl game bc everyone else but him and marquise williams got hurt
     
  31. kslim

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    oh okay then
     
  32. Tobias

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    i hope portnoy is just fucking around with saying they're partnering with that OldRow twitter account

    that account is a bunch of try hard losers
     
  33. bro

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    COOLERS AND BUTTS, OH YA!!! AND A CONFEDERATE FLAG!!!?!?! WOOO
     
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  34. Tobias

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    can't wait for barstool to push trump and southern "frat" shit via those hardo's :meh:

    i get they're trying to appeal to a southern market but yuck
     
  35. Jack Parkman

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    Caleb sucks

    Smitty sucks

    Nate is a weirdo and you need a guy like that who gets picked on by pres

    Kmarko is kinda meh to me, has a pretty dry personality but apparently hes a good writer. I honestly rarely read the non pres/big cat/feitelberg/kfc blogs

    havent noticed clem much but I did laugh at him going to latvia with hank
     
  36. *DIESEL*

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    It's truly remarkable what they've done to JJ Watt's twitter. I mean, you'd think that JJ is a popular enough player that his own fans would down out the PMT'ers. Nope. Not even close. Just "uhh...hey JJ"'s for days and days.
     
  37. wes tegg

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    I like Smitty and Caleb.
     
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  38. *DIESEL*

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    Smitty can be funny in vids with the other guys. But nate is right, he's lazy. I almost never see any of his blogs because I don't think he produces many.

    Like you said, Kmarko is a good writer. How stuff is always either funny or just makes really good points.
     
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  39. bro

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    I get that the point of the blogs is to kind of be quick, unprofessional, etc.. But I can't help but get bothered by the spelling errors and the lack of critical thinking that occurs in most blogs, especially a "sports take" blog.

    Do enjoy their tweeting, rundown and PMT
     
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  40. wes tegg

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    Snaps with Smitty is great.
     
  41. Tobias

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    they may need to retire from pmt because nothing is gonna top getting tiger on the phone

    big cat: "hey tiger how fat am i in the future"
    tiger: "well it's not good"

    :roll:
     
  42. MtOread

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    Both of the SVP eps were fantastic
     
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  43. wes tegg

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    I'm loving this Smitty/Nate twitter feud part 2. It's a perfect pairing of a meathead and twitter muscled nerd.
     
  44. Quick

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    Can't wait for the rundown
     
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  45. teel

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    I refuse to follow Nate on twitter although it is funny to think this retard watches Britt McHenry's dog

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  46. thegenerel

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    only recently have I really begun to read/listen to Barstool, I applaud them for shining a light on JJ Watt being the corniest guy in the NFL. this isnt a humble brag, but during last year's Hard Knocks I would rip on JJ for his nonsense and most of the time I'd hear "yea but if he was on your team you'd love him!", now making fun of JJ Watt is en vogue.

    my question is, when did the anti-JJ Watt movement pick up steam, specifically "Uhh...hey JJ"? When listening to the March/April 2016 Pardon My Take podcasts, they have only brought up his twitter account a few times.
     
  47. bro

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    uh.... hey JJ is a segment PMT has been doing for months and followers started doing it to his tweets
     
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  48. Bruce Wayne

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    He's asking when it started.

    I think it started around the beginning of the summer, maybe during Grit Week?
     
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  49. bro

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    this is what I was referring to the other day. K Marko, editor in chief, puts out a headline that is just completely wrong, as if he doesn't understand the basic judicial structure or he didn't fully read the article. Either way, just saying this little stuff annoys me more than it should.


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