Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    The look on Peter King's face at the very end was amazing.
     
  2. Tobias

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    obama's former national security spokesman



    let's get barry o



     
  3. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Obama taking a chaw would break the internet
     
  4. *DIESEL*

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  5. bro

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  6. teel

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    Pirate ship is taking over

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  7. FatGuyatthePool

    FatGuyatthePool I AM A KANSAS STATE FAN MOTHERFUCKERS

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  8. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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  9. Bruce Wayne

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    If you can't hang with the Chaw Dawgs then you better stay on your porch
     
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  10. MtOread

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    Between the Larry videos and the PMT exit interviews, it seems like the chaw dogs are spending 3 days a week shoving fistfuls of red man into their mouths until they are on the verge of throwing up.
     
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  11. spagett

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    Very Tim and Eric-like. I love it
     
  12. Quick

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    I literally almost threw up watching the Larrys picks video.
     
  13. thegenerel

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    who dies first; Big Cat, PMT, or Larry VIII?
     
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  14. Ty Webb

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    Big Cat and Larry VIII in a murder suicide. Will be a sad day in America.
     
  15. teel

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    Laugh out loud funny

     
  16. bro

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    :roll: at Dave eating like 18 slices in his video today
     
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  17. *DIESEL*

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    Idk why, but KFC getting spotted at the Wendy Williams show (and everything that has come along with it) the morning right after the Mets got bounced from the playoffs is one of my favorite things to ever happen on barstool. Just such a preposterous move.

    Like, he didn't even announce it, did he? Guy just casually decided to drowned his sorrows at the Wendy Williams show and just happened to be outed by a stoolie, right?
     
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  18. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Oh its true. Its damn true. The best way to get over a major loss is to go to the Wendy Williams Show. HUGE Wendy Williams fan. HUGE. Shes better than Steve Harvey to me and you all know my thoughts on Steve Harvey. Wendy is the goddam Queen. The Roommate watched her every day on maternity leave and got your boy hooked. UHHHHOWYOUDOIN???? I fucking love her.

    So yea we had this little morning episode on the calendar for a while and it just turned out to be the morning after a soul crippling loss. Hence the reason why I look dead on the inside in that screenshot. And shout out to the Wendy Williams social media team, snapping a picture of me and my wife and blatantly CIRCLING US with no explanation. No joke. No caption. Just a big ass circle around us implying how white and awkward we are. I feel like thats pretty racist but whatever I’m happy about it.

    PS – They almost selected me to go on air and Ask Wendy a question. I spoke with a producer and we planned it all out and I was option B if they needed me. Turns out I didnt get the call though. Could have been a huge moment for me, and for Wendy. I cant imagine many straight white guys come through that door.

    PPS – Also shout out to Marco Glorious, the greatest hype man the world has ever seen. Dude gets the Wendy Williams crowd ROCKIN before the show starts. I know literally not one person reading this blog knows who he is or cares, but that was my boy.
     
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  19. bro

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    he announced it on the rundown
     
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  20. teel

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    Buddy of mine told me to check out Chaps' podcast Zero Blog Thirty because he knows the co-host Connor and holy shit it is interesting. Can't wait till I get to the Rob O'Neill episode :americafuckyeah:
     
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  21. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    listened to the rob o'neill ep last week. pretty good.
     
  22. HOOSINSC

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    the opening video for nate at night is just too weird. the guy has negative charisma.

    someone let me know if the podcast is worth a listen.
     
  23. Quick

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    Dave already cancelled Nate at Night... lol
     
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  24. Jack Parkman

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    Classic bully vs Geek scenario

    Nate just getting stuffed in a locker daily
     
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  25. kslim

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    the rundown tuesday was so awesome/awkward. nate should not work at barstool...

    but i do want him to still fight smitty
     
  26. Jack Parkman

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    I feel like Nate is somebody you kinda need at barstool

    That low hanging fruit
     
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  27. kslim

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    umm have you seen riggs? plus feits will always be low hanging no matter how high up he gets
     
  28. Houndster

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    When did Barstool start making noise on the Internet? That could've been us. The videos I made when I was a Rivals poster in high school were electric content.

    I'd gladly replace Nate as Dave's punching bag. Would beat the shit out of my current job.
     
  29. Jack Parkman

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    Don't pay much attention to the golf stuff but I feel like just listening the daves podcast Riggs kinda goes with the flow of daves bashing whereas you know Nate takes it personally
     
  30. kslim

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    yeah i get what you are saying but nate is legit weird and not funny. he is very out of place with everyone there
     
  31. Andy Reocho

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    Parts of the video they did during the 9th inning of the Cubs game was tough, and mostly because of Nate
     
  32. Jack Parkman

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    I think we can all agree Nate>>>>>Smitty though
     
  33. kslim

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    smitty doesnt do enough to even get noticed, the mario kart tattoo was pretty funny other than that i havent really seen him do much (i dont follow philly barstool so he may be more relevant there)
     
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  34. kslim

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  35. teel

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    Of all the days to show up for the rundown....
     
  36. kslim

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    yeah if he doesnt get what they do that will be really awkward
     
  37. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    "Congratulations on the kiss man" :laugh:

     
  38. Quick

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    Fuck no
     
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  39. Jack Parkman

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    What is this...a smitty lover?!
     
  40. Quick

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    No real opinion.. I think he has done some funny videos but Nate is the absolute worst.
     
  41. Cabs

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    Smitty even has that douche bag look
     
  42. kslim

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    God damn the rundown....nate just needs to keep being a dog sitter and call it a day
     
  43. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    "jets fuel couldn't melt the Steelers beams" killed me
     
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  44. HOOSINSC

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    nate should not have moved. he's better in a closet just throwing out content and being weird af
     
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  45. kslim

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    okay so this lenny dykstra locker room talk thing might end up being fucking awesome. or it might just be them just getting hung up on once a week im not sure.
     
  46. Dick Trickle

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    I think that's the joke. The stuff they say afterwards had me rolling
     
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  47. little cletus

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    You ever just fall asleep on a puss?
     
  48. Tobias

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    i think theyre hiring @tyleriam to do a podcast or something.

    he's really really funny but has been radio silent on twitter for 2 months. finally retweeted something from coley. barstool may actually hire a black guy.
     
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  49. kslim

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    yeah but lenny is so weird you never know what you are going to get. and yes, even hank had me cracking up