BBQ competition team slogans

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg esq., May 13, 2010.

  1. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. New Member

    I'm cooking in a bbq competition in a couple of weeks, and our team needs a slogan. I figured there would be no better group of minds to consult than TMB. Preferably, the slogan will have something to do with bbq and will be somewhat perverted. Bring on your double entendres dealing with smoke, butts, ribs, chickens, grills, charcoal, etc. I'd appreciate any suggestions.

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  2. TheDawson

    TheDawson New Member

    We smother butts with white sauce
  3. BTH

    BTH New Member

    Fat and sloppy sausages.
  4. Stylee

    Stylee Will Work For Core Values

    We rub butts
  5. Taques

    Taques A right stylish cunt

    taste our loins
  6. OHW

    OHW New Member

  7. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. New Member

    I was thinking something along the lines of:

    "Come in our Butts
    <<LOGO>>
    are unbeatable"

    So that it says "Come in our Butts"
  8. The Nightman

    The Nightman New Member

  9. TYdeFan05

    TYdeFan05 Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny?

  10. TheWampa

    TheWampa Fan of: Tottenham, Clemson, Braves

    "Our BBQ is Delicious and Far Superior to All of the Others in this Competition"

    Did I do that right?
  11. rivaaah

    rivaaah New Member

  12. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 176 Staff Member

    Sweet Baby Ray's

    The Sauce is the Boss!
  13. TheDawson

    TheDawson New Member

    Sauce is for noobs
  14. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Fan of Blue Tiger Club

    A great place to get porked
  15. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. New Member

    GET PORKED!

    I like that one.
  16. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 176 Staff Member

    ^^^has obviously never had sweet baby ray's
  17. nofatchix

    nofatchix Pitchfork Assassin

    These are more of slogans than actual names, but....

    "Disregard spare ribs, acquire wealth. "


    "Smokin butts and nailin sluts."


    "If you pull our pork, we'll sauce your butts."
  18. Beemer

    Beemer Blackshirts.

    smoke N pork N chicks




    (Read as "smokin, porkin chicks)
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief

    we want to fuck your women.
  20. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks

    My Sauce is on your Face
  21. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. New Member

    That's the kind of stuff I'm looking for. We have a team name that references where we lived in Law School, so all we're looking for is a slogan to go under the name/logo.

    HAR BARBEQUERS
    Pork N Chicks Since 2001.
  22. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks

    "We use to have a black team member". to long :idk:
  23. Dynasty

    Dynasty New Member

    What contest are you doing?
  24. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. New Member

  25. Beemer

    Beemer Blackshirts.

    fuck ya
  26. TheDawson

    TheDawson New Member

    This man tryin to tell me I ain't never had Sweet baby ray's!? [​IMG]
  27. nofatchix

    nofatchix Pitchfork Assassin

    "You don't have to try our sauce, but we'd still like you to eat our meat."
  28. Duane Coleman

    Duane Coleman New Member

    Short and to the point statement. :golfclap:
  29. jf1284

    jf1284 New Member

    Slogan:

    "The meats free, but you got to work for the gravy"
  30. FiTreDawG

    FiTreDawG Witticism

    "I fucked Myron Mixon's wife. In the ass."

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