***BBQ Redux Redux thread - All outdoor cooking except whole hog***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by billdozer, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Hogview

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    Its funny when you take a pork butt to a get together, unwrap it in front of some people, and one of them has the comment "oh man, that sucks its burned" :facepalm:
     
  2. dawgonit

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    anyone itt when they say that

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  3. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    This is up there with the yes-it's-pink-but-don't-worry-it's-cooked response to some things. I have this with poultry all the time, also lean pork. As you say, one bite and no one's asking questions.
     
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  4. Fafa fofo

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    And that person don't get a bite without begging, and they damn sure better be giving an apology after they do get a bite....
     
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  5. Brewtus

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    Here's a decent price breakdown nationally and regionally.

    Pork: https://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/lswporkfeatures.pdf
    Beef: https://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/lswbfrtl.pdf
     
  6. dawgonit

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  7. Rabid

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  8. Brewtus

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    Also makes me feel a little, just a little, bit better about prices around me considering the northeast is the most expensive region.
     
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  9. bigred77

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    This confirms i never want to live in Alaska
     
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  10. Arkadin

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    You don't buy meat in Alaska, you harvest it
     
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  11. Tricky Gator

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    bought a steak for dinner tonight and whole foods had a special where you get a lobster tail for free....ive never cooked lobster tail before...what do i do?
     
  12. dawgonit

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    I'm assuming since you got a steak and are posting itt then the grill will be fired up. so here:

    1. Insert a wooden skewer into the lobster tails to prevent them from curling.
    2. Bring a large pot of salted water to a rolling boil.
    3. Place the tails in water and cook for four minutes.
    4. Drain tails and allow to cool slightly.
    5. Preheat grill.
    6. Using a sharp knife, cut the top of the shell lengthwise down the middle.
    7. Baste lobster tail meat with melted butter and lemon juice.
    8. Place tails shell side down on grill set at medium-high.
    9. Grill lobster tails for approximately eight minutes, or until meat is opaque and firm to the touch.
    10. Remove lobster tails from grill and serve with additional lemon wedges and melted butter.
     
  13. fish

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    Adjust your time if the tail is one of those little 4oz freebies
     
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  14. One Two

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    Sub tangerine juice for the lemon juice.
    Boil em beforehand? I've never done that, always gone shell side down 6-10 minutes (depends on size) over medium high heat and then flesh side down 2-3 minutes for a sear.
     
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  15. billdozer

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    First time doing lamb
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  16. Arkadin

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    I think I want to fuck John Lewis
     
  17. Arkadin

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  18. Brewtus

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    Valentines dinner. Reverse seared tenderloin (cooked to 135F) and pan seared scallops with a shallot champagne butter sauce. Sides: green bean & asparagus salad and red skin scalloped potatoes.
     
  19. Cheshire Bridge

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    Texas crutch? Remove the water pan?
     
  20. Hogview

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    Never removed the water pan. I don't even know what Texas crutch means
     
  21. Cheshire Bridge

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    Whenever the stall hits, just throw some foil over it and remove the water pan. Voila. You'll power thru the stall.
     
  22. Hogview

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    Yeah I've done that before but I had the time this time to let it go.
     
  23. Hogview

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    Yeah I've done that before but I had the time this time to let it go.
     
  24. fish

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    You can also bump the heat up. Run it at 275, no one will know the difference.
     
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  25. Arkadin

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    What does over smoke mean and why do people keep saying it
     
  26. Brewtus

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    a lil President's Day pork shoulder. First time doing a picnic vs doing a Boston butt.
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  27. hawk217

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    Need a tx bbq top three for the dfw area.
     
  28. a.tramp

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    1. pecan lodge
    2. woodshed
    3. hard 8
     
  29. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    1. Pecan Lodge
    2. Billy's Oak Acres
    3. Woodshed
     
  30. Arkadin

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  31. bigred77

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    I dont think franklin or anyone else has ever been secret about where they buy their meat
     
  32. Arkadin

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    There are Texas people by the fucking boat load on this board that argue Texas beef is good
     
  33. bigred77

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    There is some really good beef made in texas, it just doesn't seem like anyone can mass produce the quantity a restaurant needs in the higher quality in Texas anymore
    Or atleast the ones who can are already so committed they dont have enough to go around
     
  34. Arkadin

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    Hey man, don't take it up with me. Your beef is with the badass brisket boy
     
  35. hawk217

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    Pecan lodge was closed monday, ended up at Lockhart bbq instead. The brisket was great but that jalapeƱo sausage was amazing. I don't think anyone else's bbq sausage comes close.
     
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  36. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    Louie muellers would dispute this claim
     
  37. hawk217

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    I mean TX bbq sausage in general
     
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  38. bigred77

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    :texassmug:
     
  39. hawk217

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    burnt ends>brisket

    the ribs left a lot to be desired as well. But it was overall very well done. I am an equal opportunity bbq enthusiast.
     
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  40. a.tramp

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    welp, just agreed to smoke 300lbs of brisket for a charity gig on Sun the 28th

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  41. a.tramp

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    actually don't have space for 300lbs so am trying to wrangle some other peeps to assist...
     
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  42. Arkadin

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    lol i was about to ask you when you bought a couple new smokers
     
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  43. a.tramp

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    amongst the 3 I have, can probably handle about 16-20 briskets. going to be 30 briskets.

    what a time to be alive.
     
  44. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Apparently Wednesday night is burnt end special night at Smoke. I've eaten there a dozen times but never knew. Got a chance to talk to the pitmaster for a few. He won the American Royal World Championships, twice. His partner on that team was Jeff Stehney, who then opened Oklahoma Joe's. They were outstanding.

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    Side note: the manager of the Delray location is from Baltimore. Her family friends run Blue Point Crab House in Baltimore. The crab cakes at Smoke are the best I've ever had.
     
  45. bigred77

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    A close family member of mine just bought a klose pit that should be able to handle that, its in new york and he's looking for a reason to go get it and bring it back here to Texas

    Im just sayin
     
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  46. Zack Zedalis

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    Gained 10lbs at Hard 8
     
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  47. bertwing

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    You can borrow my rig friend
     
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  48. Zack Zedalis

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    Odds my BGEs make it to DFW without the movers doing damage? I is :ohnoes:
     
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  49. Arkadin

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    You son of a bitch
     
  50. a.tramp

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