***BBQ Redux Redux thread - All outdoor cooking except whole hog***

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  1. fish

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    How many times did you ask yourself "Why the hell am I doing this?"
     
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  2. a.tramp

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    oh, and a big congratufuckalations user Taques !
     
  3. Cut68

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    And my wife never understands why I get pissed when she turns a couple neighbors coming over into 75 people. The list for next weekend is already about 65. It's a ton of work and anyone whose never tried it has any clue
     
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  4. TheChad

    TheChad Boiled peanuts are good

    Here's the ABTs right before I pulled 'em off

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  5. Heesu

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    Didn't get any pics of the finished shoulder (pulled apart) b/c my phone was out of space. But I pulled it after 8.5 hours @ 200°. Damn, that's the best thing I've ever cooked. Had a killer meal, and tons of leftovers. Couldn't be any more stoked about how it came out.

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    Thanks to this thread for the inspiration...
     
  6. CUZ28

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    you wash your taters in the dishwasher? that's fucking brilliant!
     
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  7. Arkadin

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    RIP tacos you were a good man
     
  8. Taques

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    i would charge 2 billion dollars for another event like that
     
  9. Taques

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    every 5 seconds over the last 4 days
     
  10. Taques

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    cold cycle with vinegar - worked like a charm

    threw all the limes and apples in there too
     
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  11. dblplay1212

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    Wife was home earlier than me but left before I got home. I walked into the house with QVC on the TV. They are currently selling the following from Kansas City Steak Co:

    8 8oz burger
    12 hot dogs
    2 lbs fries

    FOR $100!!!

    What in the blue fuck. Am I crazy for thinking that's reaaaaaaaaaally overpriced? I can get 1 lb each of brisket, sirloin, chuck, and beef ribs for like $30 and make much better burgers. 12 jumbo hot dogs are what, $15 max? This shit is so overpriced it honestly makes me mad.

    Oh wait, now they are doing 3 lbs of smoked wings from Corky's for $50. HOLY FUCK. That's like $5 worth of meat. And this cockbag just pulled the bone clean out of a wing and said it was "fall off the bone" like that's a positive for chicken. :facepalm:

    Guys, we need to get an in with QVC and start selling BBQ.
     
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  12. dblplay1212

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    I want to fight this Corky's guy.
     
  13. * J Y *

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    Coming from Houston?
     
  14. dawgonit

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    Yeah but not til late tomorrow night - heading back to IAH early afternoon Thursday
     
  15. * J Y *

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    Theres a place called Al T's in Winnie, Tx. The boudin ball smothered in étouffée is out of this world.
     
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  16. dawgonit

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    I fucking love this thread.
     
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  17. * J Y *

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    If you go don't take a picture of it bc it'll drive me crazy. Great dish.
     
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  18. Tricky Gator

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    Saw this on dealnews...

    Big Green Egg Ceramic Grill Bundle
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    Published 19 hr 7 min ago
    Sam's Club offers it's members the Big Green Egg Medium Ceramic Grillbundled with the Big Green Egg Nest and Big Green Egg Mates for $835with free shipping. (Non-members pay an additional $83.50, so it's best to sign up for a membership, which starts at $45.) That's $94 under the lowest total price we could find for these items sold separately elsewhere. This Kamado-style charcoal grill features a 15" diameter and 177 square inches of cooking space. The Nest is a wheeled base providing easy maneuvering of the 115-lb. grill. The mates are foldable side tables that attach to the grill. Deal ends July 1.

    http://dealnews.com/Big-Green-Egg-Ceramic-Grill-Bundle-from-835-free-shipping/1385498.html
     
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  19. Cut68

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    I paid less than that for my large with nest, cover and plate setter. All I did was tell the dealer I saw an ad for that price on line and he said "ok, I can do that"
     
  20. dblplay1212

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    I paid less than that for my XL, nest, and plate setter. All I had to do was fondle the old balls of one Zack Zedalis.
     
  21. Tricky Gator

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    yeah it didnt look like an awesome deal but i went ahead and posted it anway
     
  22. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Question for the board:

    After you've used Royal Oak, how can you use anything else?
     
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  23. bigred77

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    What is so good about Royal Oak?
    I dont think I have ever used it, just because I guess it isnt available where I normally shop and when I have seen it, I am not in need of charcoal stock
     
  24. Zack Zedalis

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    You can't
     
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  25. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Burns hotter and longer than any other brand I've used.
     
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  26. dblplay1212

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    Rockwood > Royal Oak IMO

    I've never had a problem with Royal Oak and it's a bit cheaper so I still use it a lot bc it's easier for me to get.
     
  27. Bert Handsome

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    My problem is that I dont get this at reatailers...

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    I get this:

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    Not even sure what the difference is but I dont care for what's in the green bag. The lump I've gotten from most grocery store chains is better than the latter.
     
  28. Arkadin

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    That's a pretty good deal from retail
     
  29. Zack Zedalis

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    Show dicks some respect
     
  30. Arkadin

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    You can get the red bag from Walmart, can site to store it too if they don't have it in
     
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  31. dblplay1212

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    what
     
  32. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    What's this rockwood you speak of?
     
  33. dblplay1212

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    http://www.nakedwhiz.com/lumpdatabase/lumpbag102.htm

    Only place I've found it was ACE, and that was just recently. I posted a cook before and after of it but I think it was lost in the crash. I burned it for like 8 hours and it looked barely used.
     
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  34. Cut68

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    I get it at home depot
     
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  35. Zack Zedalis

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    The library is equipped with fire exits at both ends
     
  36. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    He's saying your balls are showing
     
  37. dblplay1212

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    I'm so confused
     
  38. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    YOUR BALLS ARE SHOWING
     
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  39. Bert Handsome

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    Dont mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
     
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  40. * J Y *

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    Me too. I drop 100 bucks and walk out with pretty much their whole stock every time.
     
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  41. texasraider

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    The red bag of Royal Oak is sold at my Home Depot as well.

    Edit: Someone already said that. I'm a repeating piece of shit
     
  42. bigred77

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    liked for the edit
     
  43. dblplay1212

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    Are all the red bags of Royal Oak the same? I know they have some from Brazil, Argentina, etc. Are all the different kinds in different color bags?
     
  44. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    I only use Cambodian Royal Oak
     
  45. dawgonit

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    quick juggs search tells me red is from south america and green is 'merican
     
  46. One Two

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    With the red bag lump you get a smooth hardwood flavor with hints of deforestation and complex notes of uprooted indigenous tribes.

    Fucking delicious.
     
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  47. YNWA

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    Ace is their distributor in the SE. Haven't tried it but heard good things.

    I was stuck using greenwise branded lump because I ran out a few weeks back and was already at publix & it made me appreciate how great RO really is.
     
  48. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    I was actually looking in to Royal Oak yesterday, and apparently BGE lump is just repackaged Royal Oak.
     
  49. CUAngler

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    The best thing about Royal Oak is that it makes no ash at all.
     
  50. * J Y *

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    Yea where does it all go?