Bigfoot found.....dead

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  1. Artoo

    Artoo Hey guys! Thanks for eating all the macaroni!

    It's all coming out now, isn't it Shu?
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  2. SeattlesFanciest

    SeattlesFanciest Fellow 9/11 Conspiracist

    Breaking News: PDL is dead :(
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  3. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby There is no Entourage 2!!!

  4. 34

    34 cultivating mass just in time for the playoffs

  5. angus

    angus New Member

    That's so 2008 news.
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  6. wes tegg

    wes tegg Do I make you O'Dorney?


    Nice cooler. That a yeti?
  7. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business The only guilty man in Shawshank

  8. angus

    angus New Member

    2008 hoax

    In August 2008, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer of Georgia announced that they had discovered the carcass of a 7-foot-7-inch, 500-pound Bigfoot-like creature while hiking through the northern mountains of their state. They said they had placed the body in a freezer in an undisclosed location. They also claimed to have seen three similar creatures when they found the body.[9] Tom Biscardi teamed up with Whitton and Dyer to promote the claim that they had a Bigfoot corpse, and promised the media DNA evidence. The three held a press conference in Palo Alto, California, where they showed photographs of the alleged creature. Whitton boasted, “Everyone who has talked down to us is going to eat their words."[10] Biscardi also tried to reassure the media of the corpse's authenticity, saying, "Last weekend, I touched it, I measured its feet, I felt its intestines."[11]
    Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer have since admitted that it was a rubber costume.[9]
    Matthew Whitton, a police officer in Clayton County, Georgia, put his career in jeopardy after participating in the hoax. Clayton County Police Chief Jeff Turner said, "Once he perpetrated a fraud, that goes into his credibility and integrity. He has violated the duty of a police officer."[12] Biscardi claimed that he was deceived, and that he was seeking justice.[9]
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  9. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum

    we had pictures of user Odin in gfa's thread days ago :idk:
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  10. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Billy likes to drink soda

    Artoo looks like you may need to reboot.
  11. Boone Obermeyer

    Boone Obermeyer KILL ALL THEE WHITE PEOPLE!!!

    so. . .

    bigfoot is still alive??
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  12. Arkadin

    Arkadin The Russian Grim Reaper is here

    lol 5 year old articles
  13. Redav

    Redav I want to die

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  14. Artoo

    Artoo Hey guys! Thanks for eating all the macaroni!

    Damn. I really thought we had it this time.

    Guess I should check the time stamps on articles before trying my gibbons impression.
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  15. mrcjmann

    mrcjmann White Mandingo

  16. BamaNug

    BamaNug ZEF

    Now for a REAL article...posted TODAY

    Hikers capture footage of mysterious 'Bigfoot' figure


    I mean, how the hell can you identify anything in that video?
  17. leroi

    leroi New Member

    stopped reading here

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    should have stopped reading here:
  18. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother text below is a typo and should say Stiff Member Staff Member

    article is older than this website
  19. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy

  20. Dillingham

    Dillingham New Member

    Well he'll never be the foot of a big corporation

    HOOSINSC ><)))*> #tuglife

    i remember a thread like this on
  22. wes tegg

    wes tegg Do I make you O'Dorney?

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  23. audrew

    audrew Master of Education, Movies. Dog Mourner.

  24. Fudd

    Fudd All men must die.

    Banging your mom...who was also in British Columbia... for some reason.

  25. wes tegg

    wes tegg Do I make you O'Dorney?

  26. jhooked

    jhooked (>'.')>

  27. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS

    He can enjoy hanging out with John Wayne I guess...
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  28. August West

    August West AKA DUCKMOUTH, Master of tribal lunar-speak

    Harry and the Hendersons is a childhood favorite of mine

    My son will be forced to like it and baseball.
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  29. Redav

    Redav I want to die

    It's one of those movies you remember vividly from childhood only to realize it's a terrible movie as an adult.
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  30. August West

    August West AKA DUCKMOUTH, Master of tribal lunar-speak

    This is corrrect
  31. Biff Britches

    Biff Britches The words. You are good with the words man.
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    Bigfoot found and killed in San Antonio, according to a hunter

    Rick Dyer claims he lured the creature with $200 worth of ribs before trapping and killing it on Sept. 6, 2012. He plans to take the body on a nationwide tour.

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    MONDAY, JANUARY 6, 2014, 11:28 AM

    The Bigfoot creature being preserved by Rick Dyer.

    Not only has Bigfoot been found, but he's been photographed, examined and DNA tested.
    So says a Texas man who claims he killed the mythical creature over a year ago in the woods outside of San Antonio.
    Rick Dyer said he plans to tour Bigfoot around the country after releasing a picture of him last week.
    "Bigfoot is not a tooth fairy -- Bigfoot is real," Dyer told TV station KSAT in San Antonio. "The most important thing to me is being vindicated, letting people know that I am the best Bigfoot tracker in the world and it's not just me saying it."
    On his website, Dyer claims he found Bigfoot on Sept. 6, 2012.
    "I tracked a creature. I shot it," he said. "With tears in my eyes, I watched it take its last breath."
    In an account of the incident Dyer, a self-described professional Bigfoot hunter, said people reported a "giant hairy beast" in the wooded area and he bought ribs from a local Walmart that he nailed to a tree to lure the beast.
    Dyer said his hands went numb as he aimed the gun at Bigfoot after it ripped the ribs off the tree and walked away.

    Rick and Morgan Mathews, the director of the documentary "Shooting Bigfoot," then purchased $200 worth of ribs and nailed them all over the area. Finally, he said, Bigfoot walked directly in front of him and "all hell broke loose."
    Dyer chased after Bigfoot and shot him.
    "That night Rick Dyer became known as 'The Best Bigfoot Tracker in the World' and changed history the way we know it," the account proclaims.

    ‘The Best Bigfoot Tracker in the World’ Rick Dyer claims to have shot and killed Bigfoot in September 2012 and plans to take the body on a nationwide tour.

    But this is not the first time Dyer has claimed to find Bigfoot’s body. The National Geographic News reported in 2008 that Dyer claimed to media that he had a Bigfoot body that later turned out to be a rubber ape costume.
    But despite his history of past Bigfoot hoaxes, Dyer insists this time it's real and he has the studies to prove it.
    He told the station a lab in Washington state has given the body "every test that you can possibly imagine," including DNA tests and 3-D optical scans.
    "It is the real deal," he told the station. "It's Bigfoot and Bigfoot's here, and I shot it and now I'm proving it to the world."
    Dyer, who did not return a request for comment, has yet to release more pictures and the results of these tests, but he has shown about 130 people the body in a video of their reactions.
    Many of the people seemed convinced as they entered the vehicle and looked down at the body, which apparently has been preserved quite well considering it was killed 16 months ago.
    "Oh my gosh. Why is he so tall?" asked one boy in the video.
    "Because he's Bigfoot, man!" Dyer explained.
    Another woman claimed to have seen the hairy beast before.
    "It looks like my ex-husband," she said with a serious face. "It does. It does." Follow on Twitter @joelzlandau

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  32. bertwing

    bertwing No longer a faggot

    Nah that's just C'est Bon on one of his bad acid trips again
  33. kslim


    straight shootin greg newton

    POWESHOW Social Critic

  35. Bo Pellllinis

    Bo Pellllinis Dr. Rosenpellllinis

    Footage from the hunt

  36. Deckard

    Deckard I made it with a woman! Inform the men.

    I've been putting a lot of thought into it lately and I think I would probably have sex with Kloe Kardashian
  37. Gert B Frobe

    Gert B Frobe New Member

    Hikers capture footage of mysterious 'Bigfoot' figure


    I mean, how the hell can you identify anything in that video?[/quote]

    "say negro, yo camera have a zoom?"
  38. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan

  39. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks

    That video is 100% legit, case closed on bigfoot!
  40. gritzy

    gritzy out in the trees

    scroll up
  41. bertwing

    bertwing No longer a faggot

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  42. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life haha

    rest in peace
  43. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah

    they finally caught Yellowbeard

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  44. Shocker

    Shocker A free born man of the USA

    I can never find a good place to nap without being fucking harassed
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  45. August West

    August West AKA DUCKMOUTH, Master of tribal lunar-speak

    I like how the hunter kills bigfoot and just decides to put him on ice and take him on tour. Fuck all that calling scientist and shit.

    How redneck of him.
  46. Barves2125

    Barves2125 Randy,what,the Devil,huh,the Devil is everywhere!



    Hey guys, rem...remember that time I pretended I'd killed bigfoot?

    Well, this time


    This time I actually did. I promise!
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  47. Biff Britches

    Biff Britches The words. You are good with the words man.

    Without a doubt.
  48. Deckard

    Deckard I made it with a woman! Inform the men.

    She's really gotten in much better shape I think

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