Bump when Pooping (Spoilers)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by jorge, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Be careful, be kind, be good, and rep your hood

    this thread is another one that makes me cry bc I'm laughing so hard. I'm hangin out at my girl's house and just started laughing uncontrollably and she is all "what's so funny? what are you lookin at?" so now I'm all "nothin" :welpseeyalater:
  2. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah

    I made an island myself last night. I had to take a nap afterwards
  3. Stromboli1

    Stromboli1 woolly bully, please shave your jaws fromage

    taking a post WWE Vengeance dump right now
  4. 34

    34 vitamins? water? repeat? NO THANKS

    i miss bowanko

    we had a poop-off lasting for like a month, i was competitive even though i'm half his size
  5. clutch posted while he felt a poop was coming on and then after he pooped. somethings telling me hes not doing this right
  6. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Alabama Crimson Tide, Atlanta Braves

  7. D. Silver

    D. Silver JUSTICE FOR TREON

    had my morning coffee 20 minutes ago. Morning dump commence.
  8. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain

    school poop. :feelsawkwardman:
  9. 34

    34 vitamins? water? repeat? NO THANKS

    Wrote midterm, came home, now clearing bowels

    Don't know what I'd do without my phone while on the can
  10. arnold palmtree

    arnold palmtree New Member

    Currently pooping.

    I'm at a community college for work today and just walked like a bitch across the door of a class with some talent because I could feel the shit forcing its way out and it was the only way to keep it in.
  11. joshuam2107

    joshuam2107 RIP 43

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    had pizza last night, it's going down
  12. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk Coach John Mcguirk

    i see your pizza and raise you with a double checker burger and fully loaded fries :shitofdeath:...doesnt get much worse than checkers, krystal, or taco bell
  13. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy

    Smells like I just shit out a rotted carcass
  14. joshuam2107

    joshuam2107 RIP 43

    I had a pulled pork sandwich with chipotle bbq sauce for lunch before the pizza..it was a fine enough concotion if I do say so miself
  15. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Be careful, be kind, be good, and rep your hood

    didn't poop yesterday. working on my second thermos of coffee

  16. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Alabama Crimson Tide, Atlanta Braves

    Bump for a fresh steamy shit
  17. jorge

    jorge Just tryin' out this Football fad

    Man My asshole is getting stage fright or something.
  18. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Fan of: hoofball, good hair, two-footed tackles

    Currently taking my just got to the gym better get it all out before I lift dump.
  19. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, Lattiscore, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose

    Had mellow mushroom last night and the leftovers today mixed around raisin bran for breakfast. At work getting paid for this one
    RuFan27 likes this.
  20. jorge

    jorge Just tryin' out this Football fad

    Getting paid for it always makes it worth it.
  21. TheWampa

    TheWampa A real Hoth mess

    Coffee shit. Taking my shirt off for this one.
    Craig Pettis and Clutch like this.
  22. Croomsday

    Croomsday 雹の状態

  23. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

    Underrated move. I can't poo anymore if I have a shirt on.
  24. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio CEO @ Entertainment 720 #flushedwithcash

  25. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk Coach John Mcguirk

    always. once you go shirtless you will never go back

  26. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur

  27. 514

    514 Director of Montgomery Tourism Bureau

  28. Pearroh

    Pearroh New Member

    Feels goodman.. feels good
  29. Irush

    Irush New Member

    laptop is with me whilst i poop
  30. hardcorekickball

    hardcorekickball todays young people.

    Whole bunch of gas, little tiny turd. :bang:
    Kirk Fogg likes this.
  31. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio CEO @ Entertainment 720 #flushedwithcash

  32. FrankReynolds

    FrankReynolds Penn State: New York's Team

    unconfirmed reports are coming across the news desk right now that user jorge was tickled so forcefully he shit his pants.

    more at 11.
  33. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights

    iPhone prebedtime poop
  34. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah

  35. D. Silver

    D. Silver JUSTICE FOR TREON

    Only way to dump.
  36. og543ss

    og543ss 0/10. Shitty troll. I ain't even mad. #Franklion

  37. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Alabama Crimson Tide, Atlanta Braves

    Loudest, most explosive, foulest smelling beer shits ever... Thank you Hercules
  38. Clutch

    Clutch thanks

    after school poop
  39. jorge

    jorge Just tryin' out this Football fad

    Didn't really poop yesterday, but a couple times on sunday. Heres to the first of the day :beerchug:
  40. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Alabama Crimson Tide, Atlanta Braves

    On average how many times do y'all shit per day? I'm probably pushing 3 at least
  41. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

    Currently seeing a man about a horse.
  42. jorge

    jorge Just tryin' out this Football fad

    One unless I get something that throws me off like lots of beer. Then it takes a few days to recover.
  43. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Alabama Crimson Tide, Atlanta Braves

    Maybe this is why I shit so much... I don't live a very healthy lifestyle
  44. Clutch

    Clutch thanks

  45. Clutch

    Clutch thanks

    one-wiper :mulletsmug:
  46. Shula Warrior

    Shula Warrior ______________

    Post spicy chic fil a sammich poop coming down the pipe.

    edit: On hold because someone is pooping in the other stall at work.:angry:
  47. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Alabama Crimson Tide, Atlanta Braves

    you dont competitively poop against the other person in the bathroom?
  48. StinkyP1nky

    StinkyP1nky Quack quack motherfuckers

  49. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio CEO @ Entertainment 720 #flushedwithcash

    0-1
  50. bama1

    bama1 Bama, Braves, and Taylor Swift

    You're suppose to shit 30-60 minutes after every time you eat a meal so 3 times a day is common/right.

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