Chicks You Overrate( NSFW):Now with a side of chicks cooking kink

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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  2. Celemo

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    You don't get it...I think Isla Fisher is way hotter than you think she is...therefore I overrate her
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  3. colonel_forbin

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    exactly. this thread is chicks you rate higher than most other people. it's not "ugly chicks you think are hot"
     
  4. Celemo

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    no dude, I was being sarcastic...any bitch that has been in Maxim 100 does not belong in this thread
     
  5. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    how bout we change the name to the 90% hot chicks and 10% borderline chicks thread?
     
  6. lastsonofkrypton

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    exactly I posted erica durance in this thread because I legitimately believe that she is the hottest female in the world, and I doubt that other people feel the same way.
     
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  7. Clown

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    This thread is "Andrew Luck is the best prospect since Elway" overrated

    It should be "Ryan Tannehill at number 8" overrated.
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    Beth Littleford
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    When I was a much younger man, and untainted by the wonders/horrors of the internet, her segments on the Daily Show helped me blossom into puberty. It was a simpler but magical time.
     
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  9. Moxin24

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    That is one of the worst chests I have ever seen.

    Also if you're into Jennifer Tilly just check out some the pornalistic stylings of Claire Dames
     
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  10. Todd Bonzales

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    Extreme overstatement in true TMB fashion.

    Been masturbating to her for years.
     
  11. AlexanderTheGreat

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    Came here to mention her. Maybe I've gotten stoned watching Storage Wars a dozen too many times, but damn.

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  12. eHo

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    Yuuuuuuuuuuuup
     
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  13. Todd Bonzales

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    Perfect.
     
  14. Todd Bonzales

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    The marketing people at Snorg Tees really know how to get under my skin...my penis skin.

    The original girl was lovely:

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    But their newer girl is splendid. There's just something about her...I can't figure it out...

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    Sadly, she's getting her boobies reduced.
     
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  15. Celemo

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    Breast Reductions = slapping God in the face. Thank God my hospital doesn't do them
     
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  16. Moxin24

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    So she doesn't like having a career?
     
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  17. ma3polo

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    Well since we're already at the "I don't care how hot she is" point:

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    I'm shocked non of you Caucasians have posted this yet.
     
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  18. Celemo

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    At this point, thread needs to be renamed "Hot Bitch Thread" or something along those lines
     
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  19. Moxin24

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    Eh, there are some straight up ugly bitches in this thread too.
     
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  20. Swt

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  21. Swt

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    Hot chicks can be overrated.
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  22. Todd Bonzales

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    Guys, honestly I don't care what you think of me. I just have this weird thing for Rosie Jones. You fags will probably bust my balls and say she's gross, but whatever. I can't explain it:

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  23. Celemo

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    Fine...I'll say it, Even though redheads are generally considered soulless freaks. I would wife Lucy Collett
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  24. Todd Bonzales

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    If you're familiar with the Suicide Girls thread, redheads are possibly the best part of that piece of artwork.
     
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  25. hogfan

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    marcus you, me and 6 could definitely all go out and nail girls together. Our tastes are very simliar. :beerchug:
     
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  26. Todd Bonzales

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    I would like to think so, but that this point in my life I think I would just be so awkward that it would hinder anyone else's chances.
     
  27. eHo

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  28. hogfan

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    Yeah I would say that about myself as well but I've got to get my shit together and get back out there and start smashing again or be dump level :foreveralone:
     
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  29. Moxin24

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    If you follow the Big Brother thread you know about my obsession with Britney
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  30. Celemo

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    this Britney lady has a nice rack

    /understament
     
  31. ma3polo

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    I'm sorry, I missed the memo. But the board thinks she's "gross"? Does she eat cum for breakfast or something?
     
  32. ma3polo

    ma3polo Blah!!

    I know most folks are disapproving of redheads, but any hot redhead such as this young lady has typically been accepted here on TMB. Unless this young lady is really a man, I don't see how you'd be ashamed of admitting she's hot.
     
  33. Todd Bonzales

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    Sarcasm, mang. Celemo was being sarcastic, too.
     
  34. ma3polo

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    Those titties. Jeez, what she's gonna do to them should be considered domestic terrorism.
     
  35. hogfan

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    Laughed for a good 5 minutes at that. :laugh:
     
  36. ma3polo

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    I was joking to. I was being sarcastic by acting like I didn't get the sarcasm by defending you and Celemo postings of those two females.
     
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  37. Redav

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    Like both of you fucking her? I always thought it would be weird just to meet someone from the internet.
     
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  38. chuckmasterflex

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    Olivia Dudley from 5 second films

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  39. Celemo

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    what is 5 second films?
     
  40. Clown

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    This is the best Snorg Tees girl

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    It's a great way to waste an hour or two, 5 seconds at a time
     
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  42. Todd Bonzales

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    Haven't seen her. She's wonderful.
     
  43. Todd Bonzales

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    I love the 5 Second Films girl and I love 5 Second Films.
     
  44. ma3polo

    ma3polo Blah!!

    A bunch of funny 5-second clips of funny scenes made by YouTube actors(and some real actors).
     
  45. Todd Bonzales

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    I can't keep up with all the facetiousness.
     
  46. Ralph

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    When I see tits in a tight t-shirt like those something happens to me akin to what happens to a werewolf when he sees a full moon peep around the clouds.
     
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  47. lazy bum

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    almost makes me willing to denounce my atheism.

    I could watch that gif all day.
     
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  48. ma3polo

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    Is it something similar to what was common in older Western Animation such as Looney Tunes and other Tex Avery animation? Something akin to this?

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  49. MORBO!

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    Hahahaha, hey guys...polo doesn't know that "Rosie" is actually a dude. That's gross, man.
     
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  50. Celemo

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    I would take a shot in the mouth from Rosie Jones
     
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