Clash of Clans; No AQ, No war

We took a vote and we already have enough B1G dead weight. Already having to carry fucking luke, TW and JD.

 

Im joking of course. We will always make room for TMB members

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not joking about them being dead weight though

 

Yall know the name

 

Joker and Oracle obv

 

Bob. I'm not in TMB clan.

up to 80% skulls, and 70 Legos. Long way to go but getting there.

 

I only have one account, Eric but have gone by many names - Leon Phelps... Sweet Dick Willy... Cujo...

 

CC: all Texas fans post-Big 12 implosion

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im philthy

 

Some call me BrickTamland, the godfather.

 

I'm Sensei, holder of high heroes, raider of dark elixir.

 

Do you guys do 50 man clashes?

We had to go down to 15 because participation was slacking.

If this continues I might have to make the switch. I think I'm about on broXcore 's level. Clan is Auburn $wag and my village is Bones.

 

we do between 20-30 nowadays but a lot of pussies war in the other clan because of reasons unknown and not least of which is a hero being down

 

Have 50 members. Usually 30 or so war due to AQ upgrading.

 

Should hit th8 in 21ish days with everything maxed

 

We found one more spot if anyone wants to take his.

 

Seems like we've got a bunch of people. Might want to load up 2.0? I nominate Swim Cantore as 2.0 leader.

 

2.0 can have my bow.

 

My brother is UncleSpam. He's fine in 2.0, just working on maxing his th7 base.

 

Looks like someone just got himself disinvited from all future Texas-MSU tailgates

 

fownk cityyyyyyyyyy

minus the city part

but definitely the fownk

the whole fownk

and nothing but the fownk

 

Paceman = mine
Bigmeyer = My mini

 

trav= main
slhorn = shitty 2.0

 

If we need the room may have to send meyer and spam to 2.0 for a short time. I can park mini there as well

 

UPTOWN FOWNK YOU UP, UPTOWN FOWNK YOU UP!!!!

 

I am groot.

 

UncleSpam here, I'm fine staying in 2.0 until I finish up my th7 defenses.

 

D Mo, owner of the top AQ in the clan until Sensei catches me.

 

You've got a little under 5 days to enjoy the title.

 

Bartscott= main
A dinosaur= shitty mini

 

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SOON

 

I move to boot them both and swim especially if swim can't get two stars on a th 10.

 

Fuck using poison on cc troops. Hold that until the center. Where skeletons used to hold up heros and pekkas burn those little fuckers up.

 

Hey guys I'm DJ-Essen

 

Hello, puny humans. This is MORBO! speaking.

I am MORBO!

 

Good Morning,

Due to recent BS in the chat log I think we should make some rules and consequences.
Mistakes happen, and I think it's fucked up to punish someone if there aren't established rules and consequences that everyone is subject to.

Some ideas...

No AQ No War - Caught in war without AQ - Sit the next war
Donate troops to the person below you - this must be done in the first 18 hours of war prep - No Donation you sit next war.
Use both attacks in War - Failure to use both attacks - Sit the next war.
Use your first attack within the first 14 hours of the war - Failure to use first attack in first 14 hours - sit the next war.
No looting until its has been established by a consensus of the clan that the war has been won - failure to comply - sit the next war.
On Fridays Clan members will post nude selfies/mirror shots of their wives/girlfriends/fuck buddies to TMB for everyone to see - failure to comply - sit the next war
If you don't have a wife/girlfriend/fuck buddy then you are probably gay and we can accept cock shots.

I like a three strike rule... Three strikes, and your out for three wars.... We could keep a log on here.
I think some people will get called out for their BS a lot... Like troop donation and will be doing a lot of sitting.
Not sure what could or would constitute a lifetime ban, I feel like that is aggressive.

Open to ideas, suggestions, ect...

 

Pretty much yea... But it could cut out the BS Bitching and Crying
And call out all the other clan leeches

 

thank you for doing what our old and current leadership never could do. bravo. BP if you could put this in OP that would be helpful.

 

VETO

 

And everyone thought I was "the black guy in the clan"

Your worse than Obama

 

thats waaaay too many rules. already forgot half.

 

So erics blasian and bd is an albino.

 

what if i'm a grower not a shower?

 

Easy... Make it grow before you show.

 

sounds like an awful lot of work.