Conjoined Twins (Now NSFW)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Stagger Lee, Jul 6, 2010.

  1. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.

    Sorry if :old: but this is a complete mindfuck, and I feel it's worthy of discussion.

    Meet Brittney and Abby Hensel:

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    With a single heart, vagina, set of legs, tits, and arms, this beast has two heads, with two separate brains and personalities. They are capable of doing everything as one, e.g., they play on the school volleyball team, each have their own driver's license, etc. This just boggles my mind. I cannot help but wonder how this works

    -What if one wants to go one direction, and the other wants to go the other?
    -What if one wants to run, and the other wants to walk?
    -What if one wants to be a whore?
    -What if one wants to be a fatty while the other wants to be in shape?
    -What if one is cool with anal, and the other isnt?
    -What if one dies? Does the other have to walk around with a dead head carcas protruding from her neck?
    -When they get into fights do they punch eachother in the face, and does it hurt the aggressor?
    -what if one wants to go to college and the other doesnt?
    -What if they want different careers?
    -By masturbating, are they lesbians? Are they committing incest?
    -If one kills someone and the other was innocent, do they both have to stand trial/go to prison/get lethal injection?

    and so on . . .

    Also, apparently one of them is engaged. http://celebgalz.com/abby-and-brittany-hensel-conjoined-twins-latest-picture/

    If you have some time to kill, I recommend doing some research. There are tons of videos, articles, and studies on the web.
  2. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye Fan of: Ohio State, Browns, Tribe, & Cavs

    Re: Conjoined Twins

    I'd lay pipe to em.
  3. SeattlesFanciest

    SeattlesFanciest "Hatin' Ass Jerry"

    Re: Conjoined Twins

    :siren: NSFW BLOWJOB PIC NSFW BLOWJOB PIC :siren:

    :warn:










    [​IMG]
  4. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY

    Re: Conjoined Twins

  5. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.

    Re: Conjoined Twins

    edit
  6. FutureGator15

    FutureGator15 New Member

    Re: Conjoined Twins

    It could not get it.
  7. FutureGator15

    FutureGator15 New Member

    Re: Conjoined Twins

    WTF
  8. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY

    Re: Conjoined Twins

    you fuckers could have at least shopped out or over the beneficiary's fucking dong.... :facepalm:
  9. CaneLos

    CaneLos New Member

    What has been seen................
  10. SeattlesFanciest

    SeattlesFanciest "Hatin' Ass Jerry"

    Did my picture not show up? :crossedarms:
  11. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah

    cool story Hensel
  12. TYdeFan05

    TYdeFan05 Fratzy Original

  13. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.

  14. inurfason

    inurfason Don't condescend me, man. I fuckin' kill ya, man

    If you have sex with it is that considered a Ménage à trois?
  15. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

    Turn sideways, let one lick your ass while the other blows you.
  16. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah

    does she have to come up for air or can she non stop suck?
  17. TYdeFan05

    TYdeFan05 Fratzy Original

  18. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.

    [​IMG]
  19. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise mitch caught a body bout a week ago

    OH MY GOD this thread
  20. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I am the man with no name.

  21. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise mitch caught a body bout a week ago

    well god damn
  22. Shocker

    Shocker A free born man of the USA

    What in the wide world of sports is going on in here.
  23. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

    Everything I know about filthy sex, I learned from Rocco Siffredi.
  24. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Vols, Titans, and Big Titties

    pretty sure that pic is shopped
  25. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants

    im still pissed about the jimmy clausen thread. That was almost as bad as the Brett Favre "Mississippi Secret" thread.
  26. SeattlesFanciest

    SeattlesFanciest "Hatin' Ass Jerry"

    One of the goat thread titles imv.

    "Conjoined Twins (Now NSFW)"
  27. SeattlesFanciest

    SeattlesFanciest "Hatin' Ass Jerry"

  28. teel

    teel Wood Soak

    so if you fucked that thing, would it count as a threesome :idk:
  29. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.

    Only if you got them to kiss each other.
  30. inurfason

    inurfason Don't condescend me, man. I fuckin' kill ya, man

    The one of the right is hotter. :twocents:
  31. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed 'Fan of' section goes here

    this thread has blown my mind

    2 stomachs, one shitter... are they on the pot x2 as long or x2 as often?
  32. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.

    It wouldn't be too bad having someone to talk to while you're taking a dump at least. :shitofdeath:
  33. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye Fan of: Ohio State, Browns, Tribe, & Cavs

    I wonder if they both moan and go crazy while you pound that vag?


    ..... :fap:
  34. Shocker

    Shocker A free born man of the USA

    Rocco is a role model of mine.
  35. Guns

    Guns fffff

    excellent thread
  36. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel You're chillin' wit a titty feelin' villian

    No thanks. You know how hard it would be to talk both of them into anal?
  37. teel

    teel Wood Soak

    you really only need consent from one, what's the other one going to do head butt her sister?
  38. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

    Can't file HALF of a rape charge.
  39. ukcats8

    ukcats8 smugapari

    my god

    i'm in love
  40. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    we never got Jimmy's number?
  41. Seavie

    Seavie Fan of: News feeds. TMB: REAL NIGGA SHIT

    My mind is bottled
  42. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

  43. TylerFlip

    TylerFlip New Member

    i would kill one
  44. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

    Am confuse.
  45. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls

    Not to be a buzzkill, but that pic is fake. I've seen the original it was shopped from.
  46. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Fan of: hoofball, good hair, two-footed tackles

    Snorkeling would be so fun with a conjoined twin. You wouldn't have to breathe as long as your other head is above water. So amazing.

    I can't imagine them eating... do they just split their meals? Do they both have control over every limb? I'm so lost.
  47. All_Luck

    All_Luck People on 'ludes should not drive!

    Was thinking this too
  48. wes tegg

    wes tegg Bo Wallace is seven feet tall!

    I saw a documentary about them when they were kids. I was not expecting the blowie pick, which looks like a shop. Pixels, you know.
  49. All_Luck

    All_Luck People on 'ludes should not drive!

    Most of Abigail's and Brittany's shared organs are located at or below the level of the navel.[2]
    2 heads
    2 completely separate spinal cords
    2 vertebral columns with ribs bridging the two columns; their coccyxes merge.
    2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
    1 broad ribcage, with surgery to correct scoliosis and expand the pleural cavities
    2 breasts
    2 highly fused sternums, traces of bridging ribs
    4 lungs (medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe); three pleural cavities
    1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
    2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
    2 stomachs
    2 gallbladders
    1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
    Y-shaped small intestine which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
    1 large intestine with one colon
    2 left kidneys, 1 right kidney
    1 bladder
    1 set of reproductive organs
    2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
    1 slightly broad pelvis
    2 legs
  50. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing

    -HAHAHA...wow!

Share This Page

Users Viewing Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 0)