#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Or mean mug Monday even.
     
    #801 London Humphreys, Oct 21, 2015
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  2. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    You are right. I meant Mean Mug Monday. Good catch.
     
    #802 UncleJesse, Oct 21, 2015
  3. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    good god that's a lot of eggs.
     
    #803 NineteenNine, Oct 21, 2015
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  4. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    lol @ Mean Mug Mondays
     
    #804 Duck70, Oct 21, 2015
  5. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    What kind of drink???? Come on man you can't leave the people hanging like this
     
    #805 TC, Oct 21, 2015
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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    MONDAY'S ARE FOR HOT LINKS!
     
    #806 Hoss Bonaventure, Oct 21, 2015
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  7. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Shit, I had forgotten.
     
    #807 UncleJesse, Oct 21, 2015
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  8. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Can you not eat those with mug root beer?
     
    #808 London Humphreys, Oct 21, 2015
  9. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yes!
     
    #809 Hoss Bonaventure, Oct 21, 2015
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  10. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Done and done.
     
    #810 London Humphreys, Oct 21, 2015
  11. Randy Bobandi

    Randy Bobandi Well-Known Member
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    You could, if you don't care about proper food/drink pairing.

    Anyone can see that Dr Pepper drink goes with hot links.
     
    #811 Randy Bobandi, Oct 21, 2015
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  12. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #812 Can I Spliff it, Oct 23, 2015
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  13. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    :roll:
     
    #813 BellottiBold, Oct 23, 2015
  14. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #814 Can I Spliff it, Oct 23, 2015
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  15. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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    Wtf is that? Brownie? Cake? Mousse?
     
    #815 killerwvu, Oct 23, 2015
  16. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    feces
     
    #816 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Oct 24, 2015
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  17. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #817 Can I Spliff it, Oct 24, 2015
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  18. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #818 Can I Spliff it, Oct 24, 2015
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  19. Dirt Dirt McGirt

    Dirt Dirt McGirt Dirtin for Certain
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    #819 Dirt Dirt McGirt, Oct 24, 2015
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  20. Dirty Ears Bill

    Dirty Ears Bill I aint the mother fucker.
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    People eat those at gas stations all the time. Hell I've had em a bunch.

    Pretty funny to see them plated though
     
    #820 Dirty Ears Bill, Oct 24, 2015
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  21. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    #821 El Tiburon, Oct 24, 2015
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  22. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Spent all the food money on the crown
     
    #822 Jax Teller, Oct 24, 2015
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    It's been a dream of mine since I was a kid to swim in a pool full of jello.
     
    #823 Hoss Bonaventure, Oct 24, 2015
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  24. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    worth it.
     
    #824 NineteenNine, Oct 24, 2015
  25. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    the mayo is the only part I have a problem with.

    and yes I eat gas station dogs/sausages all the time. thank god for QT
     
    #825 HOOSINSC, Oct 24, 2015
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  26. Dirty Ears Bill

    Dirty Ears Bill I aint the mother fucker.
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    I didn't even realize that was mayo, thought it was mustard. Yeah that's weird.
     
    #826 Dirty Ears Bill, Oct 26, 2015
  27. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    Mayo on hotdogs can be delicious
     
    #827 M'ark Pepperonio, Oct 26, 2015
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  28. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    "Crown Royal Black drink"
     
    #828 BellottiBold, Oct 26, 2015
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  29. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Corn tea.

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    #829 Can I Spliff it, Oct 26, 2015
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  30. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    ham and fruitloops made me literally spit all over my screen
     
    #830 BellottiBold, Oct 26, 2015
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  31. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    its like an addiction I have, I've got to try the sausage type shit at gas stations all the time and idk why

    it usually ends up with me blowing a hole in the toilet later that evening but man thats part of the excitement
     
    #831 bertwing, Oct 26, 2015
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  32. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    I've been staring at this for 5 minutes and still have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at.
     
    #832 Tiffin, Oct 26, 2015
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  33. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
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    It appears to be French Toast, though the reason it's shaped like a huge keystone is a mystery...although an arch made of breakfast foods with a huge french toast keystone would belong in a cool food thread.
     
    #833 Duck Smoker, Oct 26, 2015
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  34. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    every time I get gas station food I wonder " how close will I come to shitting myself this time?"
     
    #834 HOOSINSC, Oct 26, 2015
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  35. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    maybe it's French toast made with pound cake. which sounds awesome
     
    #835 HOOSINSC, Oct 26, 2015
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  36. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    That would be delicious.
     
    #836 Tiffin, Oct 26, 2015
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  37. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #837 Can I Spliff it, Oct 26, 2015
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  38. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    That white wine drink is paired lovely with the seafood motif
     
    #838 Hoss Bonaventure, Oct 26, 2015
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  39. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    I'm gonna puke
     
    #839 Joshuam2107, Oct 26, 2015
  40. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Alfredo sauce my dick, I know whiz when I see it.
     
    #840 BuckeyeRiot, Oct 26, 2015
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  41. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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    Its ginger ale.
     
    #841 brolift, Oct 26, 2015
  42. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Baked potato and french fries, huh?

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    EDIT: Or is that a hotdog? What the fuck am I looking at?
     
    #842 UncleJesse, Oct 26, 2015
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  43. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    That looks like a bun to me.
     
    #843 BuckeyeRiot, Oct 26, 2015
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  44. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it
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    LOL the corn tea looks like diarrhea water after someone ate a couple ears of corn two nights ago.
     
    #844 George Costanza, Oct 26, 2015
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  45. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    #845 One Two, Oct 26, 2015
  46. animal_mother

    animal_mother Well-Known Member
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    i check this thread about once a week and it always has me somewhere between vomiting or crying with laughter...
     
    #846 animal_mother, Oct 26, 2015
  47. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
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    It's hard to have one without the other in here.
     
    #847 broken internet, Oct 27, 2015
  48. Gtr

    Gtr Guest

    hot dog, potato salad, guac, cheez whiz imo
     
    #848 Gtr, Oct 27, 2015
  49. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #849 Can I Spliff it, Oct 29, 2015
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  50. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I see no honey or parmesean, only sadness.
     
    #850 UncleJesse, Oct 29, 2015
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