#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. George Costanza

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    Jesus did he dump an entire thing of honey in there?
     
  2. lhprop1

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    Eternal sadness and an eternally charred and stained crock pot.
     
  3. Gtr

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  4. Joshuam2107

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    Yes, but what kind of drink did he have?
     
  5. Can I Spliff it

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  6. Can I Spliff it

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  7. UncleJesse

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  8. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Nothing with any good descriptions. He's just been posting a bunch of world series stuff. He's a Royals fan.
     
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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

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  10. OZ

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    For some reason I've missed this thread for a while, but this guy is awesome and the fact when taking the picture he plated the pizza cutter next to the fork is next level awesome.
     
  11. Owsley

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    The spork is so clutch.
     
  12. Jax Teller

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    I absolutely love how every picture he has his silverware placed perfectly. It's awesome.
     
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  13. OZ

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    I think part of what makes him so entertaining is everybody has a guy like that. A bit unaware, but probably one of the nicest people in your group of friends and still fun as hell to hang out with.

    In fact, I would venture to guess I am that guy in my group of friends (minus the cool part to hang out with and nice).
     
  14. Jax Teller

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    I'm definitely a bit unaware in my group of friends lol.
     
  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It's the ultimate utensil for eating scrambled eggs.
     
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  16. Owsley

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    Baked potatoes, too. Actually used one when I had a BBQ baked potato earlier today.
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Fuck that sounds good. Haven't had one in forever. I know what my hangover meal is going to be tomorrow.
     
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  18. Owsley

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    I'm going to eat another one tonight when I'm good and drunk.
     
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  19. devine

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    What's a bbq baked potato
     
  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You take a baked potato and cover it with either bbq pulled pork or brisket. I put jalapeños and cheese on mine.
     
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  21. Owsley

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    I did pulled pork, sharp cheddar, green onion, fresh jalapeno, and a little dab of sour cream earlier today. Mixture of red vinegar and yellow mustard sauces.
     
  22. Owsley

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    One of god's gifts to man. Try one ASAP.
     
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  23. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Lol yeah you are
     
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  24. 1

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    Still on the breakfast for dinner?? I thought he said that was just gonna be a 1 week thing. Must not have been able to find any swai (or whatever fish it is that he eats) on sale.
     
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  25. wes tegg

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    I don't think I've ever seen a metal spork.
     
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  26. Owsley

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    I have one for backpacking/camping. I think it's actually titanium :laugh:
     
  27. devine

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    Are sporks even really ever necessary
     
  28. NineteenNine

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    Leave this thread sir.
     
  29. wes tegg

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    Mine is spoon on one side fork on the other.
     
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  30. Taques

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  31. Nole96SC

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    Im pretty sure its a black plastic one but its just still in the plastic so it looks like metal.
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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  33. Can I Spliff it

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    This would get someone murdered in tandin's thread

    http://imgur.com/gallery/Tqvkv

    :donotwant:

    slathering wagyu beef with mayo and cheese
    also like that:

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  34. Corky Bucek

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    That's obviously somebody just trolling
     
  35. Can I Spliff it

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    his account description:
    This account exists entirely so I can share Food Porn with members of /r/Keto

    He may have just rehosted that, but someone made it seriously for their keto diet
     
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  36. Angry Dolphin

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    Thanksgiving looks good as fuck.
     
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  37. theriner69er

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    I will never not laugh at _____ drink. water drink. come on!
     
  38. Can I Spliff it

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  39. je ne suis pas ici

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    as a crockpot connoisseur, you have to drizzle on the honey and LOW N SLOW not hot and fast. dumbass
     
  40. lhprop1

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    Blackened aortas?
     
  41. Lyrtch

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    this feels like the meme thread

    started off great

    now it's really borderline things that are probably relatively fine meals

    still enjoying "water drink on the rocks" posts tho
     
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  42. broken internet

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    I'm feeling macaroni and beet juice.

    Microwaved to perfection.
     
  43. og

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  44. ned's head

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    Liked for a ragu middle name alone
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The only slightly negative comment I've ever seen; "You had me until the cinnamon toast".
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  46. Dirty Ears Bill

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    I know it gets posted after every one of his, but I couldn't breathe for 2 minutes after "orange drink".

    It's like the purple drink joke but real life.
     
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  47. NP13

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    ham in mac & cheese is delicious.
     
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  48. PhupaPhever

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    Toast