#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. CraigAnne Conway

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    Saw the same thing.
    Rice, shrimp, maybe some ham?

    Actually that's probably the vermicelli shit they put in rice-a-roni
     
    #101 CraigAnne Conway, Aug 24, 2015
  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #102 Can I Spliff it, Aug 24, 2015
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  3. TheChatch

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    Yeah i saw the rice a roni shit as well. The rest is a mystery, though.
     
    #103 TheChatch, Aug 24, 2015
  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    I THINK I know what this is


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    A bunch of mcdonalds foods pressed together, probably as a joke.
    But then people ate it.
     
    #104 Can I Spliff it, Aug 25, 2015
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  5. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    That made me gag a little irl
     
    #105 TheChatch, Aug 25, 2015
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  6. Duck70

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    Maggot filled dead raccoon?
     
    #106 Duck70, Aug 25, 2015
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  7. Can I Spliff it

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    #107 Can I Spliff it, Aug 25, 2015
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  8. Can I Spliff it

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    #108 Can I Spliff it, Aug 25, 2015
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  9. Kirk Fogg

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    That cleaning game is atrocious
     
    #109 Kirk Fogg, Aug 25, 2015
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  10. Mitch Cumstein

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    Saw parts of this crawling under my dock
     
    #110 Mitch Cumstein, Aug 25, 2015
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  11. Gtr

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    that sauce looks ok, probably maple syrup though
     
    #111 Gtr, Aug 25, 2015
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  12. Pharoh

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    wood
     
    #112 Pharoh, Aug 25, 2015
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  13. Van Earl Right

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    Somebody get Ron Savage in here. Turns out he is #WifeMaterial after all
     
    #113 Van Earl Right, Aug 25, 2015
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  14. UncleJesse

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    Trying to make a Ronald Savage joke, Van Earl? Toast accomplished this feat no more than 24 hours ago.
     
    #114 UncleJesse, Aug 25, 2015
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  15. Joshuam2107

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    And you can count..on me waiting on you in the donor's board.
     
    #115 Joshuam2107, Aug 25, 2015
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  16. Van Earl Right

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    All this talk of our impending doom has me shook up.

    Taking laps now

    Edit: Donated and now I feel better about myself
     
    #116 Van Earl Right, Aug 25, 2015
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  17. Can I Spliff it

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    hopefully this will ease the pain

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    #117 Can I Spliff it, Aug 26, 2015
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  18. TLAU

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    would eat the shit out of biscuit/egg/gravy combo
     
    #118 TLAU, Aug 26, 2015
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  19. bertwing

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    fucking dead

    dead
     
    #119 bertwing, Aug 26, 2015
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  20. Gregor

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    I'll bet they have some type of infestation in that household.
     
    #120 Gregor, Aug 26, 2015
  21. Can I Spliff it

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    #121 Can I Spliff it, Aug 26, 2015
  22. Teflon Queen

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    Is that chitlins?
     
    #122 Teflon Queen, Aug 26, 2015
  23. je ne suis pas ici

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    Toast deserves credit for this. from the wonald savage thread circa the #Gainz and #SavageFitness era
     
    #123 je ne suis pas ici, Aug 26, 2015
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  24. Can I Spliff it

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    #food #dinner #chicken #potatoes #bbq #oven #soyummy #delicious #loveit #wifematerial #cooking


    I'm not even sure this would taste bad, but it looks like throw up
     
    #124 Can I Spliff it, Aug 26, 2015
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  25. Joe_Pesci

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    that is one sad pizza
     
    #125 Joe_Pesci, Aug 26, 2015
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  26. wes tegg

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    Assuming that's a bbq rub, I bet it's not bad. Presentation sucks, but it has no place itt.
     
    #127 wes tegg, Aug 27, 2015
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  27. Dirty Ears Bill

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    Looks like it would be saltier than hell
     
    #128 Dirty Ears Bill, Aug 27, 2015
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  28. Tiffin

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    There's enough sodium on that plate to kill a horse.
     
    #129 Tiffin, Aug 27, 2015
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  29. Joshuam2107

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    Potatoes all rotten, amirite? :gfa:
     
    #130 Joshuam2107, Aug 27, 2015
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  30. Van Earl Right

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    Chitterlings.

    I'm not proud of knowing that
     
    #131 Van Earl Right, Aug 27, 2015
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  31. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Reminds me of my childhood when my mom would make "garlic toast" out of leftover hamburger and hot dog buns. The struggle and the feels are real.
     
    #132 Oracle of Omahawg, Aug 27, 2015
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  32. MORBO!

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    I mean, to some extent things like that are fine if you're just hungry and trying to get rid of shit that will go bad and make it edible at the same time. BUT YOU DON'T FUCKING POST IT ON THE INTERNET LIKE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF.
     
    #133 MORBO!, Aug 27, 2015
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  33. Nick Rivers

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    #134 Nick Rivers, Aug 27, 2015
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  34. Can I Spliff it

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    #135 Can I Spliff it, Sep 2, 2015
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  35. dblplay1212

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    Shiiiiiiiiiiiit I still keep garlic spread in the oven for this. I prefer garlic toast over garlic french bread, honestly.
     
    #136 dblplay1212, Sep 2, 2015
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  36. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    #137 Beachy Toast, Sep 2, 2015
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  37. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    What on earth?
     
    #138 NineteenNine, Sep 2, 2015
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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    Obviously from West Virginia, Ohio or Florida. Because meth mouth.
     
    #139 Daniel Ocean, Sep 2, 2015
  39. Tiffin

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    #140 Tiffin, Sep 2, 2015
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  40. Tiffin

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    #141 Tiffin, Sep 2, 2015
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  41. Tiffin

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    #142 Tiffin, Sep 2, 2015
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  42. Tiffin

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    #143 Tiffin, Sep 2, 2015
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  43. dblplay1212

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    First thought was "That doesn't look too bad." Then I noticed the shrimp.
     
    #144 dblplay1212, Sep 2, 2015
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  44. shadynasty

    shadynasty I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumbass.

    "I'll have a mixed green covered in jizz, thanks."
     
    #145 shadynasty, Sep 2, 2015
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  45. BellottiBold

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    :roll:
     
    #146 BellottiBold, Sep 2, 2015
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  46. $P1

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    Jizz
     
    #147 $P1, Sep 2, 2015
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  47. George Costanza

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    Lol you can't even eat that thing. Does she just expect you to bite into it and right through the core of that corn?
     
    #148 George Costanza, Sep 2, 2015
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  48. Joshuam2107

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    This is either brilliant or vile as shit. I'm not really sure yet.
     
    #149 Joshuam2107, Sep 2, 2015
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  49. TTgator91

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    Poor people love some fn corn. Never seen so much

    hot dog in the corn muffin lol
     
    #150 TTgator91, Sep 2, 2015
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